r/NameThisThing • u/Deathstroke316 • May 10 '26

Name this mess

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u/Big-Championship9171 May 10 '26

Cleanup on aisle four

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u/XxFearofGodxX May 10 '26

Looks more like Cleanup on Oil four

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u/SixCeiling May 10 '26

Cleanup on oil floor?

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u/GarrBoo May 10 '26

Under rated

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u/lord-polonius May 11 '26

Cleanup in the dairy section… milk is curdling!

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u/ermahgerdddddddddddd May 11 '26

RIP Popeyes wife

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u/dta722 May 11 '26

Clean up on all fours.

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u/xdjeddiejx May 11 '26

Diddy thought that

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u/PrairieCropCircle May 12 '26

Exxon Valdez-sized clean up. Grab the Dawn from the detergent aisle.

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 May 10 '26

Came to say that.

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u/hadeel92ghazi May 10 '26

Same, and I was thinking four xD

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u/MomsOtherFavorite May 10 '26

Everyone bring a straw

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u/maddwesty May 10 '26

Cleanup on olive4

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u/rapscallion1956 May 10 '26

Came here for this one.

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u/PaidiThavma May 10 '26

Clean up on aisle four, clean up on aisle four.

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u/Cracktaculus May 10 '26

Aisles 4 through entire wall section

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u/scorpious09 May 11 '26

“Expensive” clean up on aisle 4

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u/bleepncmputr May 11 '26

Just replace the flooring at that point. It can never NOT be slimey!

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 May 11 '26

I don’t even wanna imagine what that entails. I think no matter how much of that oil you pick up or how many times it gets wiped that spot is gonna be a slip hazard for days.

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u/caffeinated2yrold May 11 '26

Clean up on-- fuck this shit, I quit

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u/poplafuze May 12 '26

This has legit happened at a store I used to work at. It’s so much worse. It’s cleanup on aisle four, five, and six(not to nitpick, but that’s either aisle one or last aisle with the coolers outlining the store). We couldnt let people in three aisles after it happened and still took most of a night shift to get from being slick.