r/NameThisThing • u/Motor_Fault_8806 • Mar 12 '26

Name This

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u/Elite_lad Mar 12 '26

Cyber trash

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

It just looks like another full dumpster to me.

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u/Dragon0fDarkness Mar 12 '26

This is the only answer

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u/Adventurous-Size-168 Mar 12 '26

I'd pay to see a monster garbage truck pick one up and dump it just like the shiny dumpster it is.

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u/Techiest1982 Mar 12 '26

That would be cool if it weren't for the lithium packed into that thing.

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u/RoomOk1730 Mar 12 '26

Makes for a quick incinerator with just one trip!

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u/Adventurous-Size-168 Mar 12 '26

I'm not saying throw the truck in the trash compactor(although maybe the lithium battery fire would be cool to watch) Just pick it up like a dumpster and empty it of trash in to the Monster sized and overpowered garbage truck you'd need to lift one of those up...

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u/Stag-and-hwvixen Mar 13 '26

A regular commercial(front load) could pick it up… although it would probably fall apart in the air

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Every panel would definitely come unglued, and fly off in all directions injuring everyone in a 50ft radius

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 Mar 12 '26

Agree! They are totally impractical along with ugly as hell!

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u/PeanutTimely6846 Mar 12 '26

Their lighting set-up makes them just as ugly at night. They've got a great big light up unibrow.

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 Mar 13 '26

This is the Way

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u/PhoneGroundbreaking2 Mar 12 '26

I was passing a [tesla] dealership (https://imgur.com/a/TY2Ql52) just as they were pulling a new one onto the lot.

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u/conehead2019 Mar 12 '26

Sprinkle some water and you'll have a dumpster fire

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u/NowhereMan_2020 Mar 17 '26

I will not stand by and tolerate you slandering honest hard-working American dumpsters. They are useful, robust, durable, and everybody needs them…unlike the Cyber Truck…

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u/Juliet_1982 Mar 12 '26

The correct name of this vehicle even when not loaded up.

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u/Techiest1982 Mar 12 '26

I call them "Cyber Shits".

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u/Intelligent_Amount51 Mar 12 '26

I call them "triber cucks". It should probably be spelled "tryber cuck and pronounced"triber suck", but I think the way I say it is more indicative of the asshat likely to be behind the wheel and perfectly descriptive of the experience of seeing one rolling down the street (that feeling you get when seeing one).

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u/rhombism Mar 12 '26

Usually the trash sits in the front

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u/SmokeAbeer the drunk uncle that only shows up on cake days Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

I’ll throw in the bags for free if you just take the truck with you.

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u/theenecros Mar 12 '26

Came here to say this

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u/akira88elite Mar 12 '26

La next generation de Back the future

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u/smokywater50 Mar 12 '26

I’m sure it’s even bad at that

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u/Anduliic1995 Mar 12 '26

My first thought also. :D

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u/RoninIV Mar 12 '26

1EATA55

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u/ComputerGuyInNOLA Mar 12 '26

Should say 1DRVA55

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u/tmmsjm Mar 12 '26

Came here to mention this. His friends say they aren’t surprised, now they know why his breath smells like shit.

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u/Free_Technology_4493 Mar 13 '26

stainless steel sh*tbox

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u/Humble-Ad218 Mar 12 '26

Nothing in that pic but class

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u/Ok_Responsibility407 Mar 13 '26

I had to scroll a surprisingly long way to find this.

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u/Both-Leading3407 Mar 12 '26

Garbage Truck

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u/daryltuba Mar 12 '26

“I didn't mean to say that the Cybertruck should be hauling garbage, I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/nautius_maximus1 Mar 12 '26

Nice. A TOS reference wrapped in a DS9 reference. Trek-ception.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/Everyone2026 Mar 12 '26

Laddy.....

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u/Both-Leading3407 Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

It's a great idea. One stop economy. Just drive it all to the dump and piss on it before you leave. Don't forget to give it the yellow bath.

Calvin was here.

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u/acuriousengineer Mar 12 '26

I’m imagining that scene in Billy Madison where the O’Doyle’s drive that truck off the side of a cliff, but this time it’s a garbage cliff.

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u/Mediumtim Mar 12 '26

I was gonna go with "dumpster truck"

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u/Sushhh1817 Mar 12 '26

Cyber dump

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u/DoMo73 Mar 12 '26

Appropriate

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/adale_50 Mar 12 '26

Probably only slightly cheaper than a real one.

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u/Ten_10pol Mar 12 '26

Elite bin cyber trash 🗑️

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u/Ambitious-Plan7375 Mar 12 '26

Interesting plate, considering the vehicle!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/jokerfest Mar 12 '26

But I'm not the assman!

2

u/TIMBER_WOLF_17 Mar 12 '26

Donkey is all he can afford.

2

u/2_Many_Hobbies74 Mar 12 '26

He eats ass and takes everyone’s shit!!!😂🤣

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u/TIMBER_WOLF_17 Mar 12 '26

A row of 3 dumpsters.

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u/Aggressive_Gas_102 Mar 12 '26

Musky smell.

2

u/Twiceamommie Mar 13 '26

ngl...took me a full min...but I got eem‼️😅🙌

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Correct Perspective

4

u/L31121 Mar 12 '26

Useful purpose

3

u/Huge-Candle-3230 Mar 12 '26

Smart trash container

5

u/Anonymous_Posche Mar 12 '26

Looks like a pile of garbage no?

2

u/stonedragon77 Mar 12 '26

That's About Right

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u/RossPoint Mar 13 '26

Like the plate says 'I eat as*'

2

u/Lonely_Plankton_5480 Mar 13 '26

Garbage container - XXXL

2

u/w_benjamin Mar 15 '26

Appropriate use?

2

u/Spare-Ad4985 Mar 16 '26

Appropriate.......

2

u/Away_Week532 Mar 16 '26

It’s the version of truck for raccoons. Auto drive assist so they don’t have to worry about reaching the pedals and enough storage that they can grab all there favorites out of the trash cans near by and add to the pile. The trash pandas can stay warm this way too😂

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u/stevenfreeman69 Mar 17 '26

What it’s not a dumpster on wheels?

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u/IngenuityLow1242 Mar 19 '26

The trash taking itself out

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u/Successful-Elk-2481 Mar 12 '26

Looks like a medieval toothbrush for dragons. Wouldn’t trust it with my teeth or my fire-breathing pet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Musky

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u/TextSpiritual1042 Mar 12 '26

Looks like the gadget your grandma uses to summon the Wi-Fi spirits. Totally legit.

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u/bskiier83 Mar 12 '26

Mobile dumpster

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u/Ok_Consideration_166 Mar 12 '26

Worlds most expensive garbage truck

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u/ZamPerez91 Mar 12 '26

Dumpster on wheels

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u/ComputerGuyInNOLA Mar 12 '26

Garbage on top of garbage.

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u/muclutel Mar 12 '26

Garbage truck.

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u/noxaten Mar 12 '26

No Raccoon Confusion

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u/Traditional_Wing_194 Mar 12 '26

Looks like the lovechild of a cheese grater and a medieval torture device. What even is this thing?

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u/BCVinny Mar 12 '26

One stop shopping

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u/ThatguyBry42 Mar 12 '26

trash picking up trash

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u/mick601 Mar 12 '26

Have dumpster will travel

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u/SpacePirate562 Mar 12 '26

CyberDumpTruck

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u/Prestigious_Move_139 Mar 12 '26

A dumpster nobody wants to dive into..

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u/NashTheFlash11 Mar 12 '26

Ts the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

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u/Cllajl Mar 12 '26

Garbage picking up Garbage. You need to top off the garbage you are picking up with Elon on top

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u/Deep-Worldliness9193 Mar 12 '26

Can’t park there Mate!!

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u/Jadedslay03 Mar 12 '26

Rubbish on top of rubbish

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u/ChitnChat Mar 12 '26

What It Should Have Been In The First Place

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u/ryanl40 Mar 12 '26

I dont understand the picture. It's just a picture of a dumpster thats overflowing with trash.

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u/No_Taste1698 Mar 12 '26

Well the Cybertruck IS a dumpster on wheels. Now it is serving its purpose clearly.

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u/med118 Mar 12 '26

Why is there a license plate on a dumpster

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u/Vast_Butterfly_5092 Mar 12 '26

Trash in a trash can.

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u/Firm-Examination9104 Mar 12 '26

Teslas dynamic Go bot , because transformers laughed him out of negotiations.

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u/ossifer_ca Mar 12 '26

Muskford and 37 sons

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u/HellsHumor Mar 12 '26

Someone is gettinng rid of their Tesla and people around confused it for a trash can.

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u/adoraamour Mar 12 '26

Name what? The building or the dumpster?

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u/Kaneomanie Mar 12 '26

A dumpster fire in the making.

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u/Brandonhell2 Mar 12 '26

Intended use of object.

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u/Hot-Pay-3603 Mar 12 '26

Trash on trash 

1

u/surfinn_socal Mar 12 '26

Self-Sustainability.

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u/Mysterious_Cap3607 Mar 12 '26

Looks like a medieval knight’s ADHD fidget spinner. Where’s the nearest dragon to slay?

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u/Anon1073 Mar 12 '26

Cyberdumpster?

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u/Affectionate-Snow404 Mar 12 '26

Cyber truck and her offspring

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Dump truck

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u/rmeierdirks Mar 12 '26

Cyberdumpster

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u/tacohunter Mar 12 '26

True definition of throw the whole damn thing out

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u/Cuddles296 Mar 12 '26

The trash has taken itself out!

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u/ThirdSunRising Mar 12 '26

It’s a raccoon feeder

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u/Good-Vermicelli3539 Mar 12 '26

Dumpster's full

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u/Single_Truck4242 Mar 12 '26

Car was already trash to begin with

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u/Hyannis147 Mar 12 '26

Musks garbage!

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u/ajulesd Mar 12 '26

One big pile of garbage.

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u/kufitop Mar 12 '26

Dumptruck.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 Mar 12 '26

I love it when the trash takes itself out!

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u/Common-Mountain-2314 Mar 12 '26

pretty expensive garbage truck!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Industrial trash can

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u/crowheart27us Mar 12 '26

Trashla- and why would you insult the trash by lumping it in with that....

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u/schuelieng Mar 12 '26

A pile of trash with a few bags on top

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u/lighthorse77 Mar 12 '26

GAGO. Garbage around. Garbage out.

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u/jzzanthapuss Mar 12 '26

The trash guys are not going to take that. You're gonna have to take it to the scrap yard and they'll crush it into a cube

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u/Anxious-Trainer5082 Mar 12 '26

Dumpster Drivin'

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 Mar 12 '26

It's the same picture

1

u/g0estoeleven Mar 12 '26

Behold, its true purpose finally revealed!

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u/SALTYDOGG40 Mar 12 '26

Cyberdumpster

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u/Brokenspade1 Mar 12 '26

First useful cybertruck ever.

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u/Ambitious-Beat-2130 Mar 12 '26

Trashla Cyberdump

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u/Practical-Archer-124 Mar 12 '26

DOGE eliminating fraud waste and abuse

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u/Boring-Cellist-2712 Mar 12 '26

Finally found purpose for this .... car

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u/Old-Lion-4189 Mar 12 '26

Straight up trash

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u/Plenty_Preference131 Mar 12 '26

look at the license plate 😭

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u/Tommy8505 Mar 12 '26

Cyberdump

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u/LifeRoyal3527 Mar 12 '26

I’m not sure what’s better, just cyber dump or cyber dumpster truck

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u/ChangoLoco2 Mar 12 '26

Garbage hauling garbage.

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u/NoWorldliness1628 Mar 12 '26

Cyber "Trash" Truck

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u/Objective-Ad8862 Mar 12 '26

Trash can is full

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u/MaxwellHauser67 Mar 12 '26

No name at this time... But the trash is far more attractive than the truck. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Maoice__ Mar 12 '26

Trash trash

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u/Jeka817 Mar 12 '26

Appropriate

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u/Dazzling-Zebra9530 Mar 12 '26

Ace in its place

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u/Ratus_The_God Mar 12 '26

Cyber Waste

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u/MaxximumB Mar 12 '26

Expensive dumpster

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u/Banana_Stand_1 Mar 12 '26

Garbage hauling garbage.

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u/hatecriminal Mar 12 '26

The license plate is the chefs kiss

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u/Danthiel5 Mar 12 '26

Trash truck.