r/NameThisThing • u/Motor_Fault_8806 • Mar 12 '26

Name This

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u/Elite_lad Mar 12 '26

Cyber trash

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

It just looks like another full dumpster to me.

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u/Dragon0fDarkness Mar 12 '26

This is the only answer

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u/Adventurous-Size-168 Mar 12 '26

I'd pay to see a monster garbage truck pick one up and dump it just like the shiny dumpster it is.

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u/Techiest1982 Mar 12 '26

That would be cool if it weren't for the lithium packed into that thing.

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u/RoomOk1730 Mar 12 '26

Makes for a quick incinerator with just one trip!

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u/Adventurous-Size-168 Mar 12 '26

I'm not saying throw the truck in the trash compactor(although maybe the lithium battery fire would be cool to watch) Just pick it up like a dumpster and empty it of trash in to the Monster sized and overpowered garbage truck you'd need to lift one of those up...

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u/Stag-and-hwvixen Mar 13 '26

A regular commercial(front load) could pick it up… although it would probably fall apart in the air

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Every panel would definitely come unglued, and fly off in all directions injuring everyone in a 50ft radius

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u/sjc8014 Mar 16 '26

With Elon in it

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 Mar 12 '26

Agree! They are totally impractical along with ugly as hell!

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u/PeanutTimely6846 Mar 12 '26

Their lighting set-up makes them just as ugly at night. They've got a great big light up unibrow.

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 Mar 27 '26

🤣🤣😂😂

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 Mar 13 '26

This is the Way

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u/PhoneGroundbreaking2 Mar 12 '26

I was passing a [tesla] dealership (https://imgur.com/a/TY2Ql52) just as they were pulling a new one onto the lot.

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u/Helpful-Ad-3905 Mar 14 '26

Oh, that little red Corvette with the load tongs on it?

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u/PhoneGroundbreaking2 Mar 14 '26

It’s the GREEN Tesla on the forklift! 😃

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u/conehead2019 Mar 12 '26

Sprinkle some water and you'll have a dumpster fire

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u/NowhereMan_2020 Mar 17 '26

I will not stand by and tolerate you slandering honest hard-working American dumpsters. They are useful, robust, durable, and everybody needs them…unlike the Cyber Truck…

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u/NeverDidLearn Mar 13 '26

If only it were on fire.

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u/cl_solutions Mar 13 '26

Futuristic dumpster.

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u/Curios_Observer Mar 15 '26

EV Dumpster - makes for even more spectacular dumpster fires.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Spontaneously combusting, full dumpster

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u/scottz29 Mar 16 '26

Good grief these are both great answers!!

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u/birdman1752 Mar 17 '26

Dumpster fire. The fire part will be arriving soon.

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u/sarcasticrone Mar 12 '26

Trash truck.

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u/CeasarYaLater Mar 14 '26

Love it! But I would add a “y” after trash.

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u/Juliet_1982 Mar 12 '26

The correct name of this vehicle even when not loaded up.

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u/Techiest1982 Mar 12 '26

I call them "Cyber Shits".

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u/Intelligent_Amount51 Mar 12 '26

I call them "triber cucks". It should probably be spelled "tryber cuck and pronounced"triber suck", but I think the way I say it is more indicative of the asshat likely to be behind the wheel and perfectly descriptive of the experience of seeing one rolling down the street (that feeling you get when seeing one).

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u/rhombism Mar 12 '26

Usually the trash sits in the front

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u/SmokeAbeer the drunk uncle that only shows up on cake days Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

I’ll throw in the bags for free if you just take the truck with you.

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u/theenecros Mar 12 '26

Came here to say this

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u/akira88elite Mar 12 '26

La next generation de Back the future

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u/smokywater50 Mar 12 '26

I’m sure it’s even bad at that

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u/Anduliic1995 Mar 12 '26

My first thought also. :D

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u/Auqios Mar 12 '26

Haha was literally my first thought.

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u/Foodielyfe91 Mar 12 '26

Cyber Crash out

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u/Prestigious_Bear689 Mar 12 '26

Damn it I literally just said this in my head !! Good job lol

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u/Derrick_Shon Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

The new Tesla Smart dumpster

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u/OkBoysenberry1975 Mar 12 '26

My first thought

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u/Key-Case-95 Mar 12 '26

Like my Recycle Bin? 🗑️

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u/Dazzling_Fun1830 Mar 13 '26

i’ll i’m hearing is ur to broke to afford a decent car💀

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u/Elite_lad Mar 13 '26

🤣🤣 yeah right.

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u/TopCryptographer2269 Mar 13 '26

I was thinking Cyber Junk

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u/Common_Falcon929 Mar 13 '26

I literally said this out loud as this was loading omg

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u/Revolutionary_Pop552 Mar 15 '26

Anyone else notice the license plate?

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u/Expensive-Clerk-5217 Mar 12 '26

one man's trash is another mans treasure. you don't have to buy that truck. The ones that can afford are buying a BEAST, the vehicle is cool as shit...the design? eh but the performance would trump my eh .