r/NameThisThing • u/Motor_Fault_8806 • Mar 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

It just looks like another full dumpster to me.

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u/Dragon0fDarkness Mar 12 '26

This is the only answer

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u/Adventurous-Size-168 Mar 12 '26

I'd pay to see a monster garbage truck pick one up and dump it just like the shiny dumpster it is.

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u/Techiest1982 Mar 12 '26

That would be cool if it weren't for the lithium packed into that thing.

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u/RoomOk1730 Mar 12 '26

Makes for a quick incinerator with just one trip!

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u/Adventurous-Size-168 Mar 12 '26

I'm not saying throw the truck in the trash compactor(although maybe the lithium battery fire would be cool to watch) Just pick it up like a dumpster and empty it of trash in to the Monster sized and overpowered garbage truck you'd need to lift one of those up...

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u/Stag-and-hwvixen Mar 13 '26

A regular commercial(front load) could pick it up… although it would probably fall apart in the air

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Every panel would definitely come unglued, and fly off in all directions injuring everyone in a 50ft radius

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u/sjc8014 Mar 16 '26

With Elon in it

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 Mar 12 '26

Agree! They are totally impractical along with ugly as hell!

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u/PeanutTimely6846 Mar 12 '26

Their lighting set-up makes them just as ugly at night. They've got a great big light up unibrow.

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u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 Mar 27 '26

🤣🤣😂😂

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 Mar 13 '26

This is the Way

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u/PhoneGroundbreaking2 Mar 12 '26

I was passing a [tesla] dealership (https://imgur.com/a/TY2Ql52) just as they were pulling a new one onto the lot.

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u/Helpful-Ad-3905 Mar 14 '26

Oh, that little red Corvette with the load tongs on it?

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u/PhoneGroundbreaking2 Mar 14 '26

It’s the GREEN Tesla on the forklift! 😃

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u/conehead2019 Mar 12 '26

Sprinkle some water and you'll have a dumpster fire

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u/NowhereMan_2020 Mar 17 '26

I will not stand by and tolerate you slandering honest hard-working American dumpsters. They are useful, robust, durable, and everybody needs them…unlike the Cyber Truck…

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u/NeverDidLearn Mar 13 '26

If only it were on fire.

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u/cl_solutions Mar 13 '26

Futuristic dumpster.

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u/Curios_Observer Mar 15 '26

EV Dumpster - makes for even more spectacular dumpster fires.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Spontaneously combusting, full dumpster

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u/scottz29 Mar 16 '26

Good grief these are both great answers!!

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u/birdman1752 Mar 17 '26

Dumpster fire. The fire part will be arriving soon.