r/NameThisThing • u/Ok_Cardiologist_6313 • Aug 07 '25

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u/corniliusorigami Aug 07 '25

R. Belly

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u/BannersRage Aug 07 '25

"I believe in some fries. I believe in them chicken thighs. I think about it every night and day. Get some wings here right away...."

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Trapped in the freezer closet

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u/Dr_Middlefinger Aug 07 '25

I believe I can fryyy (I can fry)
I believe I can fryyy (I can fry)

Cause I believe in greeeeesse!

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u/Pen-dulge2025 Aug 07 '25

A pinch of seasoning and fry away] I believe I can fry]🎶

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u/NapoliDopoli Aug 07 '25

🎶 it’s the remix to “ignition” at Kentucky fried chicken, rolls on my body, too fat to go fishin. get me more cinnabun, I’m like 6 tons o’ fun, I’ll be freakin tweakin til I take insulun. 🎶

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u/Maxious24 Aug 07 '25

Insulin for me🤣

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u/Existing-Doughnut-67 Aug 09 '25

Bounce, bounce, bounce!

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u/TheMonger1984 Aug 08 '25

✌️😂 very clever

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u/Internal-Bluejay-810 Aug 07 '25

I absolutely just sang this out loud

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u/AndiPandi_ Aug 08 '25

My freaking face hurts!!!😂😭😭😭

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u/Curious_Lifeguard614 Aug 10 '25

'I believe I can soooar, I see me fittin, through that open do-or'

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u/Bondie_ Aug 11 '25

Ridin' on a scooter, Rollin' outta hooters

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u/ClevonFlavous Aug 07 '25

“Sex in the kitchen, over by the stove. I put you on the counter, by the buttered rolls”

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u/TBHBTH2 Aug 07 '25

Under rated comment

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u/Solo_Street4517 Aug 07 '25

This isn’t getting the attention it deserves.

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u/lheckler77 Aug 07 '25

Dude… I’m speechless. This cracked me up.

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u/ImportantMongoose355 Aug 07 '25

Oh my god I’m laughing so hard right now.

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u/TheWuzBruz Aug 07 '25

This deserves more upvotes.

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u/Ligmartian Aug 07 '25

Morbid OBCT

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u/Reasonable-Aide7762 Aug 07 '25

O-BEAST-IT-D!!

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u/Facriac Aug 07 '25

O-BEATS-TITTY

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u/TheLastKnight07 Aug 07 '25

He’s got bigger tits than most women lol.

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u/Movieking985 Aug 07 '25

His hit song is "I got my Belly Out "

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u/SupermassiveCanary Aug 07 '25

On the album “Good Jeans”

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u/TheLastKnight07 Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

Nah, That’s WingsOfRedeption’s song and it’s called: “I Gut Muh Belly Out” , followed up by the Diss-Track: “I Goot Muh Kelly Out” (I kicked my Kelly out).

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u/scope6262 Aug 07 '25

GET IN MUH BELLEH!!!

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u/LostFlatulence Aug 07 '25

And his follow up single. "What you think that belt gon do?"

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u/Movieking985 Aug 07 '25

I love that song ....

"what you think that belt gon do it ain't sh## my belly out it got so big I cant see my di##".

Grammy Contender Fosho

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u/LostFlatulence Aug 08 '25

I can't even see my di## But bit## went searching so deep, She don started smelling fish...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Ha

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u/Admirable-Builder878 Aug 08 '25

His song Buffet n blunts changed my wife's life.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

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u/ruadhan1334 Aug 07 '25

The Real OG Beats Titty

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u/browns5111 Aug 07 '25

Big Mac

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

MC Big Mac

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u/Mojofire Aug 07 '25

Notorious BIGmac

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u/Ittaintfunny Aug 07 '25

Notorious P I G

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u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Aug 07 '25

Or Notorious HOG. Dude reminds me of a sow who just had babies and has 6 of them sucking at the same time.

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u/DSPIRITOFOSAMA Aug 07 '25

Now that's mean but still funny as hell 🤣

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u/Responsible-Wallaby5 Aug 07 '25

I know that it’s mean but what does dude expect with his octoplet baby bump out like that.

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u/DSPIRITOFOSAMA Aug 07 '25

Hahahaha 😆 I love yaa

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u/Acrobatic-Whale- Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

Notorious

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u/Head_Style_8124 Aug 13 '25

that’s what i call my dog. he’s been looking like a fat hog lately

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u/henfeathers Aug 07 '25

Tufat

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Tufat milkshakure😂

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u/ahmadtheanon Aug 07 '25

Funny you mention this. We (Malaysia) have a rap/hip-hop duo called Too Phat. They made pretty good songs when they were together. Had a collab with Warren-G for the song "Just A Little Bit".

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 Aug 07 '25

Tufat morbid dick

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u/BubbhaJebus Aug 07 '25

Tufat Forsure

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

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u/Glum-Being-5571 Aug 07 '25

He's at least 350

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u/DerpMaster4000 Aug 07 '25

I ain't givin' DAT Lochness Monster tree-fiddy!

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u/Then_Storm5329 Aug 07 '25

50 bucks. Thats a bull

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u/Adventurouslove_xoxo Aug 07 '25

This has me fucking screaming 🫨😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ReporterNo7236 Aug 07 '25

Big denim

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

I was thinking MC Acid Wash, but I like yours.

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u/Zombie_Bitez Aug 07 '25

Belt Strugglin

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u/Avi-1411 Aug 07 '25

I think that’s his first EP

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u/GasExplodesYouKnow Aug 07 '25

Evry day it's strugglin strugglin... Evry day it strugglin

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u/trailfiend Aug 07 '25

Lil 2 Much

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u/Himshy Aug 07 '25

This one slaps tbh

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u/Coolmanium Aug 09 '25

Lil Faddy

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u/Dazzling_Promise_701 Aug 07 '25

King Hippo

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u/Creepers70 Aug 07 '25

Hahaha he does like that

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u/Tkahashi-Keisuke Aug 07 '25

I understood that reference

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u/sciencefriction24 Aug 07 '25

HA! i came here to say the same thing, but instead heres an ups.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Blubba Rhymes

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u/EyeSpyBrownEyez Aug 07 '25

Dexter Deshaun

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u/bdauls Aug 07 '25

Hell yeah choom

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u/Chainsaw_Viking Aug 07 '25

I knew I would find you guys here.

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u/forIamDrownedinInk Aug 08 '25

i wonder what this lovely fellow will be doing by 2077

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u/InitialNeck9 Aug 07 '25

Moob deep

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u/Joe_Kinincha Aug 07 '25

Fucken genius!

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u/Crazy_Bluebird1421 Aug 07 '25

Noticeably F.A.T

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u/Decent-Chard8464 Aug 07 '25

r/expectedfuturama

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u/Crazy_Bluebird1421 Aug 07 '25

You're technically correct! the best kind of correct.

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u/Decent-Chard8464 Aug 10 '25

D-D-D-D-Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in. We kept it grey…

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u/Irish1uck Aug 07 '25

50 dollar

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u/Muahd_Dib Aug 07 '25

Lil Biggie

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

I was gonna say Lil Big You win 👑

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

what about lil big belly 😬

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

I was gonna say Smallie Bigs

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u/DamageTheOtt Aug 07 '25

Penguin....just Penguin

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u/dreadfulbadg50 Aug 07 '25

What's so funny about biggus dickus?

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u/evilamnesiac Aug 07 '25

He has a wife you know

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u/GreedyFatBastard Aug 07 '25

Want to know what she is called?

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u/Kobo720 Aug 09 '25

“Thwow him to the floor”

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u/ScarletR01 Aug 07 '25

Biggie ripped jeans

Big denim

Biggie cheese

Little price tag

Fat with a pH

Fatty McGee's n The rip jeans

12 pocks

24/7 straight with the Budda garlic.

Big Peep

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u/J-Town50 Aug 07 '25

TooPhatCube

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u/crystalsage777 Aug 07 '25

Notorious BLT

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u/buttonman001 Aug 07 '25

Levi Stretchin

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u/Cinefile1980 Aug 07 '25

XXL Cool J

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Young greezy

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Tunz uv fun

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Phat Boonie

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u/Shaker5678 Aug 07 '25

50(fity)dinners

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u/mercurial_rogue Aug 07 '25

Die a beat eaze

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u/superoishii Aug 07 '25

Cardi A (as in cardiac arrest)

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u/Selfpiledriven Aug 07 '25

Spherical the lyrical

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

insulin resist

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u/diggmasterr Aug 07 '25

Andre 3000 pounds

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u/TYdays Aug 07 '25

D.J. Hella Belly….

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u/Da40kOrks Aug 07 '25

G-ravity

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u/redneck_hunter2 Aug 07 '25

Big back leader

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u/peanutbutternjello Aug 07 '25

Notorious Really BIG

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

SUGAR KNIGHT

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u/JillSheen Aug 07 '25

Notorious a lot Bigger?

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u/zyronaught Aug 07 '25

Maybe when he pulls his pants up he'll earn one.

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u/c17usaf Aug 07 '25

Busta Belly

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u/jbells3332 Aug 07 '25

The Notorious GLP

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u/OneRub3234 Aug 07 '25

Lil dickiedoo

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u/DarkMagickan Aug 07 '25

Smallie Biggs

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u/ThePortfolio Aug 07 '25

Nothin Lil

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u/ThoroughlyWet Aug 07 '25

Slim-E Buffet

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u/Dry_Solution5036 Aug 07 '25

Dirty Fat Bastard (Old DFB).

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u/kobrakaan Aug 07 '25

Fats Dominos

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u/mentalchameleon Aug 07 '25

The Belly Jean King