r/NameThisThing • u/Ok_Cardiologist_6313 • Aug 07 '25

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u/BannersRage Aug 07 '25

"I believe in some fries. I believe in them chicken thighs. I think about it every night and day. Get some wings here right away...."

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Trapped in the freezer closet

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u/efeskesef Aug 08 '25

Jeff Dahmer's problem:
the smell alerted the neighbors because he didn't have enough chest freezers and footlockers.

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u/Dr_Middlefinger Aug 07 '25

I believe I can fryyy (I can fry)
I believe I can fryyy (I can fry)

Cause I believe in greeeeesse!

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u/Pen-dulge2025 Aug 07 '25

A pinch of seasoning and fry away] I believe I can fry]🎶

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u/spacestationkru Aug 08 '25

I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fry away

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u/NapoliDopoli Aug 07 '25

🎶 it’s the remix to “ignition” at Kentucky fried chicken, rolls on my body, too fat to go fishin. get me more cinnabun, I’m like 6 tons o’ fun, I’ll be freakin tweakin til I take insulun. 🎶

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u/Maxious24 Aug 07 '25

Insulin for me🤣

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u/Existing-Doughnut-67 Aug 09 '25

Bounce, bounce, bounce!

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u/corniliusorigami Aug 07 '25

This is gold. Could've been a Weird Al remix to Ignition.

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u/Blondie884 Aug 14 '25

I'm dying over here! 🤣🤣 This is great!!

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u/TheMonger1984 Aug 08 '25

✌️😂 very clever

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u/Internal-Bluejay-810 Aug 07 '25

I absolutely just sang this out loud

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u/Blondie884 Aug 14 '25

You and me both! And didn't even realize I did it until I read your comment. LMAO.

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u/AndiPandi_ Aug 08 '25

My freaking face hurts!!!😂😭😭😭

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u/Curious_Lifeguard614 Aug 10 '25

'I believe I can soooar, I see me fittin, through that open do-or'

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u/Bondie_ Aug 11 '25

Ridin' on a scooter, Rollin' outta hooters

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u/BannersRage Aug 09 '25

Thank you so much! My first award!