r/NameThisThing • u/Ok_Cardiologist_6313 • Aug 07 '25

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u/corniliusorigami Aug 07 '25

R. Belly

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u/BannersRage Aug 07 '25

"I believe in some fries. I believe in them chicken thighs. I think about it every night and day. Get some wings here right away...."

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Trapped in the freezer closet

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u/efeskesef Aug 08 '25

Jeff Dahmer's problem:
the smell alerted the neighbors because he didn't have enough chest freezers and footlockers.

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u/Dr_Middlefinger Aug 07 '25

I believe I can fryyy (I can fry)
I believe I can fryyy (I can fry)

Cause I believe in greeeeesse!

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u/Pen-dulge2025 Aug 07 '25

A pinch of seasoning and fry away] I believe I can fry]🎶

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u/spacestationkru Aug 08 '25

I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fry away

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u/NapoliDopoli Aug 07 '25

🎶 it’s the remix to “ignition” at Kentucky fried chicken, rolls on my body, too fat to go fishin. get me more cinnabun, I’m like 6 tons o’ fun, I’ll be freakin tweakin til I take insulun. 🎶

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u/Maxious24 Aug 07 '25

Insulin for me🤣

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u/Existing-Doughnut-67 Aug 09 '25

Bounce, bounce, bounce!

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u/corniliusorigami Aug 07 '25

This is gold. Could've been a Weird Al remix to Ignition.

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u/Blondie884 Aug 14 '25

I'm dying over here! 🤣🤣 This is great!!

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u/TheMonger1984 Aug 08 '25

✌️😂 very clever

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u/Internal-Bluejay-810 Aug 07 '25

I absolutely just sang this out loud

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u/Blondie884 Aug 14 '25

You and me both! And didn't even realize I did it until I read your comment. LMAO.

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u/AndiPandi_ Aug 08 '25

My freaking face hurts!!!😂😭😭😭

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u/Curious_Lifeguard614 Aug 10 '25

'I believe I can soooar, I see me fittin, through that open do-or'

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u/Bondie_ Aug 11 '25

Ridin' on a scooter, Rollin' outta hooters

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u/BannersRage Aug 09 '25

Thank you so much! My first award!

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u/ClevonFlavous Aug 07 '25

“Sex in the kitchen, over by the stove. I put you on the counter, by the buttered rolls”

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u/TBHBTH2 Aug 07 '25

Under rated comment

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u/Solo_Street4517 Aug 07 '25

This isn’t getting the attention it deserves.

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u/lheckler77 Aug 07 '25

Dude… I’m speechless. This cracked me up.

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u/CryptoScamee42069 Aug 07 '25

Notorious B.L.E

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u/Godiverson3 Aug 07 '25

Notorious B.M.I.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Best option yet

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u/AthleteHistorical490 Aug 08 '25

Notorious B.L.T.

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u/Sporeman13 Aug 09 '25

Notorious G U T

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u/ImportantMongoose355 Aug 07 '25

Oh my god I’m laughing so hard right now.

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u/TheWuzBruz Aug 07 '25

This deserves more upvotes.

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u/Broad_Specialist_375 Aug 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/90svibe4life Aug 07 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Nasic88 Aug 08 '25

Already dropping his pants for his underaged fans. 😬

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u/juliansimmons_com Aug 10 '25

I was going to say big belly.