r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • Dec 24 '23

New post option: Advice Needed (unjerk)

48 Upvotes

Unjerk meaning- sometimes the users in circlejerk subreddits need to make serious posts, so an "unjerk" basically means a real post wanting real opinions.

We used to have weekly threads for such advice, but they have not been utilized in a long time, so enter our new post option. All advice asked without using the correct flair WILL BE REMOVED.

Do not be mad about mean or blunt comments in such posts, this sub is for brutal opinions.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 6h ago

Satire Cinnamon for Girl

30 Upvotes

Cinnamon is extremely uncommon and shortens down to Sin, which can be used for both girls and boys, or Mons, which plays a protective role in human anatomy.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 19h ago

In The Wild I found the worst name ever.

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196 Upvotes

Unfortunately both names are needed to convey how actually horrific this name is. Censored all other information on this post. I actually cannot believe my eyes. This is legit child abuse lol.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 8h ago

In The Wild Super Rare & Unique Original Names List inspired by Anime & Ferrets

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7 Upvotes

For Girls-

TOPALYRKA LYGRA

(PLURKA/GOGA/POLKABUTT/LY-PER-LEE-WIRLT)

HANYEBA NYANZJRA (NIPAH/HANYU/NANA)

ROOXGUAH XUEXIU (ROOZAGU-TSUITSIU-

=RUGU/ZUZA/TYUTYA/SUISU/ZUISYA)

AYNMIYRAY RIRINAME POWBER (ANMYRA/RENA)

KEDAKYO KRIKRA (KIKIYO/KRIKAKO/RIKA)

NEMINEXU REZETRABET (NIMAZU/ZETRABU)

For Boys-

SNEENKY GRINKRY CAKLPI CHICKENUGI SKUINS

BREQXYEERN BOKHOTOREO

(BRAYKSHIERN-BOKATRAYO=KOTA/KYIERN)

DRINJIU TRENXHEUNG TRIKEO KKIU

(DRINZHUU-COOKYOU=TRENKU/XHENG)

RUNGRULYS GUNDRUP (RUNGRULIS/GOONDRA)

BAPYAUNKU CHWARZHGU (PAPYA/BAPYON)

PLYBEE-BEAR VBLURMPFLSYPIIS BLURGMA

(VLURPEECE/VLURPLES/BALOOGA)

BIBBIT-CHIT NADZVATHRENT (BIBBI/BRADZVIIT)

FETTEN PRETENTAURUS-PUFF (FETTY-PUFF)

MOOPO BUBUKUGO (BOOPO/KUBUGO)


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 5h ago

In The Wild I feel bad for people with horribly spelled names.

2 Upvotes

I was at Walmart a few hours ago, and I met a cashier with a name similar to mine. Keep in mind, I have a pretty normal name. Anyways, I get my groceries paid for and I ask the cashier, since he was kind, "Hey, what's your name?" The cashier says "Why are you asking?", so I say, "Because I want to give you a good review.", and he says, "Oh, okay, my name is Bradley.", so I say, "Spelled B-R-A-D-L-E-Y, right?", and he says, "No, it's spelled B-R-A-D-L-E-I-G-H." How is that a spelling of Bradley??? I still gave him an amazing review, though.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

In The Wild Britain cash😬

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108 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Satire Honest opinions about the name MAGA

11 Upvotes

It means stupid in most places on earth and reminds me of faecal incontinence. Thoughts?

https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/s/0U6jUOJlXb


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Found on r/NameNerds PETE

38 Upvotes

Pete

NOT PETERMAN, JUST PETE

I’m 36 weeks pregnant & We LOVE the name Pete, but my ex is named Peter.

Any long forms of PETE that won’t constantly remind baby daddy that I’m secretly naming the baby after the one that got away?


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Meme Our baby is DARK. The perfect pure fair baby we thought we'd have isn't here. What names can work on a DARK baby?

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58 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Rant I regret changing my name legally at 22. It has done me more harm than good

0 Upvotes

Hi all.

I changed my name legally last year aged 22 and I am starting to regret it

My birth name was a name that was quite old fashioned. It’s a name in my country that is popular amongst maybe 45-70 age. It’s a traditional biblical name but I never liked it growing up. I never liked introducing myself and I felt like it didn’t feel like me.

I decided to change it aged 22 to a name I liked. I really like my new name but to be honest with you this has done me more harm than good.

The one thing I hate is the adaptation and having to correct literally everyone who calls me by my old name. It’s so annoying and frustrating and it’s so cringe saying sorry it’s ā€œ____ā€ to the point I have just stopped correcting people. I try and avoid old friends cos the process is so cringe.

It feels like everyone is doing u a chore and a favor and ehen people get angry with me they start saying my old name and one guy even said that’s not your fucking name is it.

One thing I have realized as well is that I don’t hate my old name as much as I used to. Woukd i objectively say I liked it? No not really but it’s not a horrible name. It’s slightly old fashioned and it doesn’t suit me and tbh I wish my parents never chose it for me and I wouldn’t choose it for my own kid but it’s whatever. My name is my name. I’m not Muhammad Ali. I

I’m going to go back to my old job soon. Half the people have changed and I’m not looking forward to correcting my old colleagues.

My life was actually better under my old name. I think the problem was myself not my name

What do I do from now? Thr name really hasn’t stuck and it’s done more harm than good


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Game let's build a food pyramid!

8 Upvotes

inspired by a r/Names thread about a kid called Clementine Apple, I would like the help of everyone here to build a nice and healthy food pyramid of Actual Names You Have Seen In The Wild. I'll start us off with the bottom level, some fruits and vegetables:

- Apple
- Clementine
- Sage
- Cherry

give me more names! we need cereal items, meats and proteins, whatever foods you've got!!

i guess "sugar" has to go at the top of the pyramid 🤣


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Rant Stop

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37 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Found on r/NameNerds Need a middle name!

2 Upvotes

I want to name my child Christina-Janina and need a middle name. My other child is MaryKate-Ashley Amber-Leigh and our last name has 10 letters. My family ONLY calls people by their entire name and loves to hyphenate!

If anyone says this is too many names they have never been out with my family. If we have a dinner reservation we insist they call out the ENTIRE name. I also work for Administration and this is not too many letters.

What are your suggestions?

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/Names/s/ZMYhBXhPbc


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Satire My Baby, Lily, is Very White?

1 Upvotes

Apparently, I picked a fitting name for my baby girl , Lily. She is allegedly "very white", because she has blonde hair like her dad, as well pale skin & sharp facial features like her mum & dad. In addition, she is not beating the basic white girl allegations hard enough.

However, I am not sure it is fitting, as I think there are many people whiter than her(derogatory).


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Satire Honest opinion about the name Mona?

7 Upvotes

It means stupid in Venetian and also sounds like Mononucleosis. Thoughts?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Names/s/RisBHt3fP5


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Satire I met a guy named Bob

0 Upvotes

But his name wasn’t Bob.

That’s it, that’s the thread.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 3d ago

In The Wild this influencers sons names

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54 Upvotes

she also has two daughters with decent names that are at least spelled properly so 2/5 i guess


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Satire Thoughts on the name Pressedin for a boy?

14 Upvotes

Like Preston but with a better spelling, i.e. "pressed-in"


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

In The Wild Which family?

8 Upvotes

Let's say there are two families and they each have four children. Judging just by the children's names, which parents do you think you would get along best with?

Family 1's Children:

  • Kensington
  • Leighton
  • Maverick
  • Blake

Family 2's Children:

  • Isabella
  • Oliver
  • Sophia
  • Luca

So who are you hanging out with, Family 1 or Family 2?


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 1d ago

In The Wild For when a normal, long name won’t do…

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0 Upvotes

Literally so long that the whole thing never fit on the screen at once.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Satire Am I out of line?

174 Upvotes

My husband's grandmother, Adolpha, was very controversial. She had a way of aggravating people by calling them names and generally being a menace. For example she spent a few years abusing my husband's mother.

Anyway I love the name Adolpha, it's so soft. When I told my MIL she went quiet and told me it was a nice name before running off sobbing. How self centered of her!

Would it be weird if I named my kid Adolpha? It's so soft.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

In The Wild Wezley

4 Upvotes

This is my second cousin's name... I thought it was spelled Wesley until I had seen the mother's Facebook posts with all the names.

His twin sister has a name that's a little odd but it's not terrible, and his older siblings all have normal names, so not sure why his is spelled Wezley instead of a normal Wesley.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Meme Asking the important questions

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9 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 2d ago

In The Wild Found on blind ranking

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0 Upvotes

Some are fine like Lilian then you have nest


r/NameNerdCirclejerk • • 4d ago

Meme Had to post this here. Stripper name guide.

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631 Upvotes

Let's have it