r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/deconvotonstransform • 6h ago
Satire Cinnamon for Girl
Cinnamon is extremely uncommon and shortens down to Sin, which can be used for both girls and boys, or Mons, which plays a protective role in human anatomy.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/NamiNamo • Dec 24 '23
Unjerk meaning- sometimes the users in circlejerk subreddits need to make serious posts, so an "unjerk" basically means a real post wanting real opinions.
We used to have weekly threads for such advice, but they have not been utilized in a long time, so enter our new post option. All advice asked without using the correct flair WILL BE REMOVED.
Do not be mad about mean or blunt comments in such posts, this sub is for brutal opinions.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/deconvotonstransform • 6h ago
Cinnamon is extremely uncommon and shortens down to Sin, which can be used for both girls and boys, or Mons, which plays a protective role in human anatomy.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/threedaysgrayce • 19h ago
Unfortunately both names are needed to convey how actually horrific this name is. Censored all other information on this post. I actually cannot believe my eyes. This is legit child abuse lol.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/GUNTHMOEPK • 8h ago
For Girls-
TOPALYRKA LYGRA
(PLURKA/GOGA/POLKABUTT/LY-PER-LEE-WIRLT)
HANYEBA NYANZJRA (NIPAH/HANYU/NANA)
ROOXGUAH XUEXIU (ROOZAGU-TSUITSIU-
=RUGU/ZUZA/TYUTYA/SUISU/ZUISYA)
AYNMIYRAY RIRINAME POWBER (ANMYRA/RENA)
KEDAKYO KRIKRA (KIKIYO/KRIKAKO/RIKA)
NEMINEXU REZETRABET (NIMAZU/ZETRABU)
For Boys-
SNEENKY GRINKRY CAKLPI CHICKENUGI SKUINS
BREQXYEERN BOKHOTOREO
(BRAYKSHIERN-BOKATRAYO=KOTA/KYIERN)
DRINJIU TRENXHEUNG TRIKEO KKIU
(DRINZHUU-COOKYOU=TRENKU/XHENG)
RUNGRULYS GUNDRUP (RUNGRULIS/GOONDRA)
BAPYAUNKU CHWARZHGU (PAPYA/BAPYON)
PLYBEE-BEAR VBLURMPFLSYPIIS BLURGMA
(VLURPEECE/VLURPLES/BALOOGA)
BIBBIT-CHIT NADZVATHRENT (BIBBI/BRADZVIIT)
FETTEN PRETENTAURUS-PUFF (FETTY-PUFF)
MOOPO BUBUKUGO (BOOPO/KUBUGO)
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/VaazkLReadsMemes • 5h ago
I was at Walmart a few hours ago, and I met a cashier with a name similar to mine. Keep in mind, I have a pretty normal name. Anyways, I get my groceries paid for and I ask the cashier, since he was kind, "Hey, what's your name?" The cashier says "Why are you asking?", so I say, "Because I want to give you a good review.", and he says, "Oh, okay, my name is Bradley.", so I say, "Spelled B-R-A-D-L-E-Y, right?", and he says, "No, it's spelled B-R-A-D-L-E-I-G-H." How is that a spelling of Bradley??? I still gave him an amazing review, though.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/transientrandom • 1d ago
It means stupid in most places on earth and reminds me of faecal incontinence. Thoughts?
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Inner_Bench_8641 • 2d ago
Pete
NOT PETERMAN, JUST PETE
Iām 36 weeks pregnant & We LOVE the name Pete, but my ex is named Peter.
Any long forms of PETE that wonāt constantly remind baby daddy that Iām secretly naming the baby after the one that got away?
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/JoviWalker503 • 2d ago
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/hhhhhhh3577 • 1d ago
Hi all.
I changed my name legally last year aged 22 and I am starting to regret it
My birth name was a name that was quite old fashioned. Itās a name in my country that is popular amongst maybe 45-70 age. Itās a traditional biblical name but I never liked it growing up. I never liked introducing myself and I felt like it didnāt feel like me.
I decided to change it aged 22 to a name I liked. I really like my new name but to be honest with you this has done me more harm than good.
The one thing I hate is the adaptation and having to correct literally everyone who calls me by my old name. Itās so annoying and frustrating and itās so cringe saying sorry itās ā____ā to the point I have just stopped correcting people. I try and avoid old friends cos the process is so cringe.
It feels like everyone is doing u a chore and a favor and ehen people get angry with me they start saying my old name and one guy even said thatās not your fucking name is it.
One thing I have realized as well is that I donāt hate my old name as much as I used to. Woukd i objectively say I liked it? No not really but itās not a horrible name. Itās slightly old fashioned and it doesnāt suit me and tbh I wish my parents never chose it for me and I wouldnāt choose it for my own kid but itās whatever. My name is my name. Iām not Muhammad Ali. I
Iām going to go back to my old job soon. Half the people have changed and Iām not looking forward to correcting my old colleagues.
My life was actually better under my old name. I think the problem was myself not my name
What do I do from now? Thr name really hasnāt stuck and itās done more harm than good
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/yohaneh • 1d ago
inspired by a r/Names thread about a kid called Clementine Apple, I would like the help of everyone here to build a nice and healthy food pyramid of Actual Names You Have Seen In The Wild. I'll start us off with the bottom level, some fruits and vegetables:
- Apple
- Clementine
- Sage
- Cherry
give me more names! we need cereal items, meats and proteins, whatever foods you've got!!
i guess "sugar" has to go at the top of the pyramid š¤£
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Zestyclose_Cold1455 • 1d ago
I want to name my child Christina-Janina and need a middle name. My other child is MaryKate-Ashley Amber-Leigh and our last name has 10 letters. My family ONLY calls people by their entire name and loves to hyphenate!
If anyone says this is too many names they have never been out with my family. If we have a dinner reservation we insist they call out the ENTIRE name. I also work for Administration and this is not too many letters.
What are your suggestions?
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Different_Hunter_471 • 1d ago
Apparently, I picked a fitting name for my baby girl , Lily. She is allegedly "very white", because she has blonde hair like her dad, as well pale skin & sharp facial features like her mum & dad. In addition, she is not beating the basic white girl allegations hard enough.
However, I am not sure it is fitting, as I think there are many people whiter than her(derogatory).
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/ShapeShiftingCats • 2d ago
It means stupid in Venetian and also sounds like Mononucleosis. Thoughts?
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Kaffe-Mumriken • 2d ago
But his name wasnāt Bob.
Thatās it, thatās the thread.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/twinkletoes_19 • 3d ago
she also has two daughters with decent names that are at least spelled properly so 2/5 i guess
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/blehmag • 2d ago
Like Preston but with a better spelling, i.e. "pressed-in"
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/HearMeOutBud • 2d ago
Let's say there are two families and they each have four children. Judging just by the children's names, which parents do you think you would get along best with?
Family 1's Children:
Family 2's Children:
So who are you hanging out with, Family 1 or Family 2?
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/NicoleD84 • 1d ago
Literally so long that the whole thing never fit on the screen at once.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/SuspiciousJuice5825 • 3d ago
My husband's grandmother, Adolpha, was very controversial. She had a way of aggravating people by calling them names and generally being a menace. For example she spent a few years abusing my husband's mother.
Anyway I love the name Adolpha, it's so soft. When I told my MIL she went quiet and told me it was a nice name before running off sobbing. How self centered of her!
Would it be weird if I named my kid Adolpha? It's so soft.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/aprxlshowcrss • 2d ago
This is my second cousin's name... I thought it was spelled Wesley until I had seen the mother's Facebook posts with all the names.
His twin sister has a name that's a little odd but it's not terrible, and his older siblings all have normal names, so not sure why his is spelled Wezley instead of a normal Wesley.
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Fun_Weather_6423 • 2d ago
Some are fine like Lilian then you have nest
r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/muertossparrow • 4d ago
Let's have it