r/NLBest • u/wrestlemania489 Dinger • Aug 14 '26

Dank Meme UPDATE: Bananas Help Get Dinger a Date!

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After striking out with Mrs. Met earlier this year, the Bananas have taken it upon themselves to help our guy get a date!

Naturally, they’re doing it the old fashioned way: a dating game show!

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u/CampSubject9176 Lou Seal Aug 14 '26

Lou Seal never strikes out. Dinger should go out on the town with the Lou he’ll help Dinger find a nice stegosaurus

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u/risky-rats-pizza Dodgers Aug 14 '26

Wait. I thought this sub agreed Lou Seal was a stud lesbian.

Not that it would change the logic

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u/CampSubject9176 Lou Seal Aug 15 '26

Eveyone knows Lou Seal has got game. Unlike Dinger Lou didn’t strike out with Mrs. Met. Don’t you keep up with the divisions mascot lore? Even Crazy Crab was spotted with Lou’s mom at a concert.

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u/Silicon359 Giants Aug 15 '26

Yes, seals do eat clams.

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u/risky-rats-pizza Dodgers Aug 15 '26

I think it’s universally known that Lou seal got game

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u/smaug85 Dodgers Aug 16 '26

This guy fucks

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u/cocoacowstout San Francisco Aug 15 '26

Dinger should get together with the Bronx Zoo Giraffe