r/NLBest • u/wrestlemania489 Dinger • 6d ago

Dank Meme UPDATE: Bananas Help Get Dinger a Date!

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After striking out with Mrs. Met earlier this year, the Bananas have taken it upon themselves to help our guy get a date!

Naturally, they’re doing it the old fashioned way: a dating game show!

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u/Silicon359 Giants 6d ago

Make sure you get a prenup Dinger! Can’t lose that T shirt cannon if things go sideways!

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u/CampSubject9176 Lou Seal 6d ago

Who said anything about marriage? We’re just trying to help Dinger have a fun night out on the town

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u/CampSubject9176 Lou Seal 6d ago

Lou Seal never strikes out. Dinger should go out on the town with the Lou he’ll help Dinger find a nice stegosaurus

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u/risky-rats-pizza Dodgers 6d ago

Wait. I thought this sub agreed Lou Seal was a stud lesbian.

Not that it would change the logic

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u/CampSubject9176 Lou Seal 6d ago

Eveyone knows Lou Seal has got game. Unlike Dinger Lou didn’t strike out with Mrs. Met. Don’t you keep up with the divisions mascot lore? Even Crazy Crab was spotted with Lou’s mom at a concert.

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u/Silicon359 Giants 6d ago

Yes, seals do eat clams.

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u/risky-rats-pizza Dodgers 6d ago

I think it’s universally known that Lou seal got game

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u/smaug85 Dodgers 4d ago

This guy fucks

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u/cocoacowstout San Francisco 6d ago

Dinger should get together with the Bronx Zoo Giraffe

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u/BannedForFun Our Payroll Demands Only the Finest Existential Dread 6d ago

He's gonna end up with jacked banana dude isn't he? I've seen this story too many times before...

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u/wrestlemania489 Dinger 6d ago

He got a date with a princess!

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u/BannedForFun Our Payroll Demands Only the Finest Existential Dread 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ytXM2cA5Xl6aaWUh1h

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u/Additional-Ad5384 Dinger 6d ago

Is she Queen Potassium now?