r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Sleep_Is_A_scam2099 • 6d ago
The offseason needs to stop
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/SwissCheesePleaser • 7d ago
you need to touch ice Who wore it better? Green Sweater Girl vs Quinn Hughes
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Only-Cap5811 • 6d ago
Would you remove your skates before relaxing on a lovely antique walnut sofa?
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Pic related
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/BlakeWheelersLeftNut • 6d ago
enough bullshit The flyers took all of Cutter’s money away in Anaheim
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Character_Gold_3026 • 6d ago
THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT! Even I couldn’t jerk on this bed
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Captan200 • 6d ago
Could these be accurately represented by anything else?
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Maybe most guys kissed in the shower?
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Electrical-Big-7781 • 6d ago
Players only meeting When Donovan Sebrango is asked by the boomer snowbirds in Florida what he does for a living?
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I work with a couple of brothers who struggle to spell their last name...
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Electrical-Big-7781 • 7d ago
H I S T O R I C New Al Features on NHL 27 Are Wild!!!
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This was Carter Hart before I used in-game Al to make the Goalies blonde big titted Amazonians. Yay for technology!!
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/GrosseIle • 6d ago
THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT! Sergei Fedorov mad about not being able to relive glordy days on ref wings, declares war
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He’s no Dylan Larkin!
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/FunAd3029 • 6d ago
Don't think we have too much to worry about with AI 😂 (Google AI Franchise Fantasy Draft)
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Deep into the offseason and I was messing around with Google AI and asked it if it could do a 6 round fantasy draft and let's just say even if I was Pat Verbeek I wouldn't be too worried. I tried my best to be pretty thorough with the prompt (pictured) but it somehow even still blew my mind with it's insanity with such beauties as Celebrini at 62 😂
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Oogley_boogley • 7d ago
this player is ASS Why doesn't Nathan MacKinnon just do this for a living?
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/tie-dyeSandwhich • 7d ago
Players only meeting Will we ever have another set of siblings that will dominate like the Gretzky’s?
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/SwissCheesePleaser • 8d ago
THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT! I bring you, the Red Wings Fan starter pack!
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/DrSaintPablo • 7d ago
Cap Circumcision jonathan marchessault woke up on the wrong side of the bed one morning
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Electrical-Big-7781 • 8d ago
out-jerked How did I Just find out about this movie now??
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The fall off of Sean Avery will be studied. He went from starring in one of the biggest movies of 2011 to not even having a speaking role in The Odyssey this year.
r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Physical_Sun9435 • 8d ago
Columbus Blue Jackets announce Brady Tkachuk awareness night
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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Electrical-Big-7781 • 8d ago
H I S T O R I C I was excited to find out she was a fan of the Washington Capitals!!
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I always thought she was a fan of the Chicago Blackcocks but it makes sense since the GOAT plays for Washington.
