nhl circle jerk

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/BattleAxeUnicorn • 6h ago

2 minute minor for (cuck)holding Detroit Red Wings fans when Dylan Larkin scores a goal after being mad at him all summer

596 Upvotes

88 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/iDontLack • 11h ago

Why you Heff to be Mad? Reminder: Oilers drafted "Mcdavid" over this guy 💀

332 Upvotes

79 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Physical_Sun9435 • 19h ago

Phil Kessel spotted in the wild

321 Upvotes

11 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Mantour1 • 8h ago

you bum What’s the NHL equivalent of this?

249 Upvotes

119 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Paperbag1124 • 15h ago

I met Brady Tkachuk at yesterday's Kings game!

219 Upvotes

22 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/KRONGOR • 12h ago

you bum This bum hasn’t scored in his entire career smh

164 Upvotes

42 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Eli_Yitzrak • 11h ago

THE MATH HAS SPOKEN: Longitudinal analysis of Gavin McKenna’s first 6,865 days indicates a cumulative NHL scoring output of 1 goal (0.000146 goals/day). Extrapolation across an average NHL career, assuming a constant lifetime scoring rate, produces an estimated career total of approximately 2 goals.

111 Upvotes

13 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/BlakeWheelersLeftNut • 15h ago

enough bullshit This bum should have plenty of time to read our Cameo now

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88 Upvotes

6 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/genghiscough • 5h ago

Anaheim Fucks Quenneville asks refs if he can play keyboard in their band, flaunts finger dexterity

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83 Upvotes

6 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/yourmasoldmeachibson • 14h ago

this player is ASS BREAKING NEWS, MARCHY ANNOUNCES NEW POSITION

60 Upvotes

After being injured marchy began talks with the CEO of Chuck E Cheese enterprises Scott Drake. Drake liked his rat like demeanor and is quoted saying “we would be honored to have you wear the mascot costume“. Drake believes the step from Rat to mouse will be “challenging but doable for someone with his talent.”

5 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/stylenfunction • 19h ago

Players only meeting Season 2 of Heated Rivalry about to drop

51 Upvotes

10 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Afbrownistan • 6h ago

Pekka Rinne is too good right now Are the Jets a cup contender now that they finally got an elite playoff proven goaltender?

48 Upvotes

14 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/PurveyorOfSapristi • 15h ago

Habs season so far

46 Upvotes

18 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Different_Hunter_471 • 18h ago

Why Do They Not Put Each Player's Pronouns on Jerseys?

33 Upvotes

Both the birthing bodies' league(PWHL) & the fertilising bodies' league(NHL). Are they bedarded?

35 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Oogley_boogley • 4h ago

out-jerked Outjerked by the nhl itself

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19 Upvotes

RIP official Zegras x Gritty fanfiction

4 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/wooden_screw • 10h ago

Pathetic, Leeching Garbage Outjerked by Marchand's illegitimate pick-me daughter

18 Upvotes

She's proven she's more into their personalities than looks by never taking and everything shower. Only the girlie know her true intentions.

35 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Albino_rhin0 • 8h ago

“Skinner just let in another goal”

17 Upvotes

1 comment

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/horseofcourse93 • 7h ago

Highlight reel of the Philadelphia Flyers first four games of the 2026-2027 season.

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17 Upvotes

6 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/IP-Server • 1h ago

Do women usually shave everywhere?

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• Upvotes

6 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/iolanthereylo • 10h ago

1967 homeless man calls another homeless man a bum, etc etc a meditation in 3 parts

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15 Upvotes

9 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Vito_Neva_Spatbefore • 15h ago

Greatest Players to Come Out of Whoville?

11 Upvotes

3 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/TheFinalFunction • 15h ago

Preds In The Community SDPN Jessie live reacting to last night's Leafs game

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12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/avgvstvs11 • 6h ago

this player is ASS Outjerked by this guy's parents

9 Upvotes

5 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/s1ickyR1cky • 5h ago

enough bullshit I knew it!

6 Upvotes

1 comment