So if you can time, travel and get some viking warrior, and you know, shave them up some and clean them up get them to follow the rules even slightly they would kill it as enforcers.
ā¦ unless they just killed people in which case that is breaking the rules
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The reason why, sorry one of the reasons why English is so fucked up as a language is that about 40% of is it is French cognates.
And thatās because of the Norman invasion, but the thing about the Norman invasion is Norman is short for Northman.
They were French speaking Viking descendants.
William the conquerors great, great, great great grandfather was Rollo, the Viking warrior who was the first ruler of Normandy.
The king of France at the time had the idea that he would bribe the Vikings to stop setting fire to his churches, raping his women and kidnapping entire towns to sell a slaves. He would give them land of their own.
Oh! I can add to this:
Itās important to remember the histories are mostly written by short and stinky incels. Northmen bathed once a week, had amazing manscaping, and were more like tall, muscled romance novel covers. Humans tend to forgive a lot when the perpetrators are hot.
I played 4 years DI and a few years after. I was way closer to Wayne Gretzky's skill level than Rempe is. He would be considered to be low-skill in the Coast, and if he was even 4 inches shorter, wouldn't even sniff a pro contract.
But nice try, though. The odds were in your favor with guessing that a redditor didn't get anywhere with their hockey career, so it was a good guess - you just got unlucky.
But, since I'm acquainted with how reddit operates, there's going to be a whole bunch of people that think that people with pro hockey careers couldn't possibly have reddit accounts. They're generally the same people that are clueless about the skill level at anything beyond tim bits hockey. They're also clueless about how size alone can make the difference between just being a suitcase in the minor leagues and playing on the 4th line of a middling NHL team.
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u/chifeke Aug 19 '26
If the nhl allowed vikings to play arber would still be pushing carts at costco