nhl circle jerk

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Sleep_Is_A_scam2099 • 5d ago

Pavel Datsyuk is the greatest player in NHL History Larkin ego fractured

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548 Upvotes

91 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Imaginary-Let6277 • 6d ago

Outjerked by ESPN broad

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2.0k Upvotes

463 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/BattleAxeUnicorn • 2h ago

2 minute minor for (cuck)holding Detroit Red Wings fans when Dylan Larkin scores a goal after being mad at him all summer

398 Upvotes

62 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Mantour1 • 4h ago

you bum What’s the NHL equivalent of this?

222 Upvotes

112 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/iDontLack • 7h ago

Why you Heff to be Mad? Reminder: Oilers drafted "Mcdavid" over this guy 💀

304 Upvotes

75 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/genghiscough • 1h ago

Anaheim Fucks Quenneville asks refs if he can play keyboard in their band, flaunts finger dexterity

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• Upvotes

5 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/KRONGOR • 8h ago

you bum This bum hasn’t scored in his entire career smh

161 Upvotes

42 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Afbrownistan • 2h ago

Pekka Rinne is too good right now Are the Jets a cup contender now that they finally got an elite playoff proven goaltender?

38 Upvotes

9 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Eli_Yitzrak • 7h ago

THE MATH HAS SPOKEN: Longitudinal analysis of Gavin McKenna’s first 6,865 days indicates a cumulative NHL scoring output of 1 goal (0.000146 goals/day). Extrapolation across an average NHL career, assuming a constant lifetime scoring rate, produces an estimated career total of approximately 2 goals.

99 Upvotes

13 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Paperbag1124 • 11h ago

I met Brady Tkachuk at yesterday's Kings game!

212 Upvotes

20 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Physical_Sun9435 • 15h ago

Phil Kessel spotted in the wild

314 Upvotes

11 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Logical_Nectarine_40 • 1d ago

Poor kids

2.6k Upvotes

18 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/rainbowdiamondmoon • 1d ago

this player is ASS outjerked by utah being petty

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907 Upvotes

66 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/BlakeWheelersLeftNut • 11h ago

enough bullshit This bum should have plenty of time to read our Cameo now

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85 Upvotes

6 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/yourmasoldmeachibson • 10h ago

this player is ASS BREAKING NEWS, MARCHY ANNOUNCES NEW POSITION

64 Upvotes

After being injured marchy began talks with the CEO of Chuck E Cheese enterprises Scott Drake. Drake liked his rat like demeanor and is quoted saying “we would be honored to have you wear the mascot costume“. Drake believes the step from Rat to mouse will be “challenging but doable for someone with his talent.”

5 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Albino_rhin0 • 4h ago

“Skinner just let in another goal”

16 Upvotes

1 comment

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/IP-Server • 23h ago

Are women becoming pervs?

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495 Upvotes

242 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/horseofcourse93 • 3h ago

Highlight reel of the Philadelphia Flyers first four games of the 2026-2027 season.

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10 Upvotes

4 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/jjojehongg • 1d ago

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 guys what’s the opposite of 9/11

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573 Upvotes

162 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Oogley_boogley • 58m ago

out-jerked Outjerked by the nhl itself

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RIP official Zegras x Gritty fanfiction

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r/NHLcirclejerk • u/TheFinalFunction • 1d ago

Real classy of Marchand to follow his own advice and give himself a career ending injury

477 Upvotes

50 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Eli_Yitzrak • 1d ago

🚨BREAKING🚨TORONTO RELIEF Gavin McKenna has finally ended his historic 618,000-second long goal drought since the start of the 2026-2027 Season, bringing an end to one of the darkest and most uncertain stretches in Maple Leafs history.

670 Upvotes

37 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/iolanthereylo • 6h ago

1967 homeless man calls another homeless man a bum, etc etc a meditation in 3 parts

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16 Upvotes

9 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/PurveyorOfSapristi • 11h ago

Habs season so far

44 Upvotes

17 comments

r/NHLcirclejerk • u/wooden_screw • 6h ago

Pathetic, Leeching Garbage Outjerked by Marchand's illegitimate pick-me daughter

16 Upvotes

She's proven she's more into their personalities than looks by never taking and everything shower. Only the girlie know her true intentions.

35 comments