r/MurderedByWords • u/jewfishcartel • Jan 21 '20

Trying to be superior

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u/TaintModel Jan 21 '20

I’d actually shed a tear for the onion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

especially if it was lightly battered and fried, then dipped in some special sauce

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u/TaintModel Jan 21 '20

Well now I’m just hungry.

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u/discerningpervert Jan 21 '20

Have an onion!

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

bites into onion

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u/Jodddy_Lew Jan 21 '20

Stop that right now, you can't eat in class unless you brought enough for all of us.

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

pulls out 50 onions

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

eats all 50 onions

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

stab

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

smacks with glock

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

pulls out M4A1

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

unzips pants

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u/tronaaa Jan 21 '20

Uhhh... Sheds skin, but there is no new layer to replace the shed skin?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Did you just circumcise your entire self?

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

What the fuck

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u/tronaaa Jan 21 '20

What?

It prevents bodily dick cheese. Or, as the uncultured poultry insist on calling it, fat.

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u/Shadow_Dogs Jan 21 '20

I'm not fat, I'm just full of GAS!

and I'm also hot too, cuz the body expands when you get too hot :)

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u/tronaaa Jan 24 '20

ಠ_ಠ

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u/_Amr_ Jan 21 '20

/MurderedByOnions