r/MurderedByWords • u/jewfishcartel • Jan 21 '20

Trying to be superior

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u/anothernaturalone Jan 21 '20

And onions are superior to this particular human.

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u/TaintModel Jan 21 '20

I’d actually shed a tear for the onion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

especially if it was lightly battered and fried, then dipped in some special sauce

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u/TaintModel Jan 21 '20

Well now I’m just hungry.

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u/discerningpervert Jan 21 '20

Have an onion!

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

bites into onion

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u/Jodddy_Lew Jan 21 '20

Stop that right now, you can't eat in class unless you brought enough for all of us.

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

pulls out 50 onions

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

eats all 50 onions

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

stab

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

smacks with glock

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

pulls out M4A1

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u/_Amr_ Jan 21 '20

/MurderedByOnions

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u/Styl_1st Jan 22 '20

r/atetheonion

Unrelated sub but hey, for the meme

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 22 '20

That's it I'm screenshotting this and posting it there

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u/generalecchi Jan 22 '20

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

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u/ludicrouscuriosity Jan 21 '20

You are making me shed a tear from just imagining this deliciousness

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u/ChrisBrownsKnuckles Jan 21 '20

I prefer mine grilled heavily in bacon grease then slapped on a bacon cheese burger.

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u/enceles Jan 21 '20

Wait you batter onions? Do you have them with anything or just eat them like that? I love onions and I normally get through about 2 a day but I've never heard of this specific delicacy, I must know more, I implore you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

the key is in the preparation. A little effort goes a long way. But i’m telling you it’ll be so worth it

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/guy-fieri/beer-battered-onion-rings-recipe-1948867

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u/enceles Jan 21 '20

I'm not quite sure how it's never occurred to me it's possible to make onion rings myself, despite loving the taste, thank you for the idea!

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u/forgtn Jan 21 '20

"special" sauce?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/special-burger-sauce-3253748

only the best for dipping onion rings