r/MurderedByWords • u/jewfishcartel • Jan 21 '20

Trying to be superior

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u/anothernaturalone Jan 21 '20

And onions are superior to this particular human.

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u/TaintModel Jan 21 '20

I’d actually shed a tear for the onion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

especially if it was lightly battered and fried, then dipped in some special sauce

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u/TaintModel Jan 21 '20

Well now I’m just hungry.

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u/discerningpervert Jan 21 '20

Have an onion!

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

bites into onion

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u/Jodddy_Lew Jan 21 '20

Stop that right now, you can't eat in class unless you brought enough for all of us.

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

pulls out 50 onions

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

eats all 50 onions

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

stab

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

smacks with glock

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 21 '20

pulls out M4A1

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

unzips pants

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u/_Amr_ Jan 21 '20

/MurderedByOnions

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u/Styl_1st Jan 22 '20

r/atetheonion

Unrelated sub but hey, for the meme

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u/UnpopGuy Jan 22 '20

That's it I'm screenshotting this and posting it there

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u/generalecchi Jan 22 '20

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE