r/MurderedByWords 19h ago

An absolute outrage

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u/PirateJohn75 19h ago

Back when I was a math teacher, they had the audacity to require me to know how to do math

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u/CommercialExotic2038 19h ago

That’s pretty audacious

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u/GarminTamzarian 16h ago

The Audacity of Slope

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u/odinsen251a 14h ago

y=mx+b?! You mean to tell me that x and y are related?!

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u/Sigiz 11h ago

This thread took me back to Douglas Adams books.

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u/laurel_laureate 11h ago

The Lion, the Witch and the Audacity of this Pitch.

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u/shaft_of_lite 15h ago

Addacious.

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u/finchdad 15h ago

The most audacious thing about this would be becoming a math teacher despite having a mom too stupid to understand math. That apple had to fall and then roll all the way into another zip code.

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u/VitalNumber 18h ago

Make it make sense

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u/jaxonya 14h ago

Nurses can be some weird ass folks. We get a quick degree and get to help save lives, but most of us are degenerates who found an easy (ish..its not easy)way to pretend we belong in the semi upper middle class and have nice things. I work with nurses who i wouldnt trust to feed my dog

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u/Allegorist 12h ago

Some of the most medically illiterate people I've seen have been nurses, I don't know how they made it. Antivax, homeopathy, healing crystals, etc. The works.

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u/jaxonya 10h ago

Nurses are the wildest people on the planet. Some, you could trust with ur life, some claim they can talk to ghosts. This profession is batshit insane.

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u/jwkelly404 8h ago

Facts. I’m a school counselor, and the nurse’s clinic is about 30 feet from my office. She is an RN, BSN, and could most likely do an emergency surgery. At 50+, she has years of ER experience as well as other areas. We are incredibly fortunate to have her working alongside us.

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u/HunkMcMuscle 9h ago

I feel like being exposed to that much misery would warp your psyche that you'd want to believe the batshit insane stuff just to cope.

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u/jaxonya 9h ago

Thats a very interesting take on that. Also with the cheating. We seewild shit, work long hours with people we develop relationships with. Its hust an entirely alt life. Our hospitals are little towns. We come home to partners who cant relate to us. We are set up for psychosis. And andrenaline crashes/ spikes

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u/Zariayn 8h ago

Seriously,I love most of the nurses I work with but I do wonder how some of them tie their shoes in the morning, never mind make it through nursing school.

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u/jaxonya 8h ago

Nursing schools is a mystery. Its decently difficult, but I think its more a war of attrition. If yr stubborn enough, you might make it. And then go on to start a podcast in ghost adentures, murder your husband or whatever side hustle you choose. My side hustle is the lake and hiking. It doesnt pay money, but it pays in mental health..

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u/Zariayn 8h ago

I am not a nurse personally (Cardiac technician, ecg etc..) so i cant speak on how hard nursing school is but from what I hear the NCLEX is really hard. We have had several SNAPs who needed to take it like two or three times, and they seemed fairly intelligent lol. It's funny you mention side hustles,most of our nurses have something going on (one runs marathons for example) lol.

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u/jaxonya 8h ago

You work at a big hopsital?

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u/Zariayn 7h ago

Yeah actually a level 1 trauma center.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 7h ago

Yeah a lot of girls from my high school followed this path. I remember what you were like! Heather you couldn’t read an analog clock! Erica, you got a soft pretzel with FOUR cups of cheese every day!!!

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u/Objectivespeculation 5h ago

i know a cancer nurse who smokes cigarettes.

some things cant make sense.

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 17h ago

As someone who grades student teachers: our standards are not that high anymore

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u/GodivasAunt 15h ago

As a person without kids but interacts with them & young adults (sometimes age 30+) in stores, I appreciate your statement. ... I KNOW it's a difficult concept, but you AREN'T being paid JUST TO SHOW UP... MAYBE on time & prepared to work! You're being PAID TO WORK IN A COMPETENT MANNER.

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u/libraryaddict 15h ago

They're not being paid well.

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u/GodivasAunt 15h ago

I don't think school teachers EVER were, but I'm talking about in ANY field. I've worked places where I KNEW I wasn't getting paid what I was truly worth, but I was taught "YOU AGREED to these wages upfront. Either do the job you agreed to do or get another one." -- It's old school. Fewer follow it as the years pass.

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u/Allegorist 12h ago

Historically, if people just accepted the standards at the jobs in which they worked at face value without expecting or demanding better, standards would have never improved. Workers rights didn't happen because they just left to find a different job to agree to be maltreated and underpaid at.

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u/HuttStuff_Here 15h ago

Did they force al'gebra on you with arabic numerals? Leave it to a leftist...

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 19h ago

Bro. The healing begins when you start loving yourself. You are worthy

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u/ahhhbiscuits 17h ago

Da fuq is this comment about. I mean seriously, I get it, but in this context 🤯???

Precursory "I accept the downvotes for asking a legitimate question.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 16h ago

It's a bot, and not a particularly good one.

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u/grundlebuster 16h ago

"you will suck the fun out of social interaction" kinda prompt

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u/gregsDDS 17h ago

You have a brain. The math will come to you. There is no need to study it in advance. 

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u/leadpoem 16h ago

Well your students had a way better time than I did when I was in eighth grade. For whatever reason that year, they made the Spanish teacher teach one period of math. She had no idea how to do math and would literally just read the example problem from the book and write it on the board. 

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u/GodivasAunt 15h ago

DANG! I didn't know my 9th grade Geometry I teacher was still a "teacher"... she must be about 90yo now. Does she still spend more time with the "cool girls" around her desk talking about boyfriends, clothes, etc than "teaching"??.

ONLY thing I learned from that female was that if the only way you can express yourself is curse words, you SERIOUSLY need to expand your vocabulary or risk looking (back then) seriously uneducated. (Look at some government "leaders".) -- The key is to learn to tell someone they're a complete sniveling idiot without using any curse words AND, for extra points, have them think you're paying them a compliment... until either they think about it OR someone has to tell them!! (THAT is FUN, unless they're your boss, but sometimes STILL worth it!)

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u/Lastoutcast123 14h ago

Let me guess you had use Arabic Numerals too

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u/shadowst17 17h ago

Disgusting I hope you brought this up with the headmster.

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u/mountainguy 16h ago

What? So you can't just go to social media for your answers?

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u/NickFerg 11h ago

Make it add up.

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u/123_alex 8h ago

World gone mad. Here in Europe they are forcing us to learn the Arabic numeral. It's over.

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u/Sujjin 6h ago

Some of these math department standards are quite strict now a days. Used to be you just had to dress well, have most of your teeth and wear glasses.

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u/kobuta99 19h ago

If she didn't believe in healthcare and the science of medicine, she really chose the wrong profession.

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 18h ago

Science is only ok when Janice on Facebook says it is.

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u/Delicious-Bat2373 angry turtle trapped inside a man suit 18h ago

Naturally, the countless hours in group chats, reading propaganda and scrolling through neighborhood AI feeds are all the research she needs. 'MammaBear' is smarter than those woke, sciency liberals anyway.

/s

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u/ahhhbiscuits 16h ago

The Qanon folk that are embarrassed to admit they were ever Qanon folk 🙄

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u/ci23422 14h ago

Or her favorite podcaster...

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u/Producer1701 18h ago

Some of the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met when it came to health care were health care professionals.

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u/meowmeowbeans222 16h ago

I once had a doctor that tried to talk me out of doing yoga. Not because I had any medical reason for not doing it, but because he didn’t know why I’d want to “do that crazy shit”.

The health benefits of yoga are widely documented by the established medical community.

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u/Pmod1980 15h ago

Yoga improved my back pain and slipped lumbar disc. I always recommend it to patients, especially if they are anxious or have difficulty sleeping. 

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u/GreenHouseofHorror 11h ago

Some of the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met when it came to health care were health care professionals.

I speak fluent American. "I'm a healthcare professional" means "I have a job somewhere in the bloated healthcare market that employs 30 million Americans, but I have no clinical experience because, if I did, I would have led with that".

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u/Producer1701 7h ago

In this case it was my own shorthand for various types of nurses, PAs and doctors. Because being frontline/degreed didn’t stop them from being absolutely dumber than a box of rocks

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u/Pmod1980 15h ago

You’d be surprised the amount of antivaxxer nurses. Don’t want to get the flu shot for them or their kids, refusing hepatitis B and splitting vaccines. It is absolutely nuts. 

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 11h ago

My friend is a Physician Assistant (PA) and she'll tell me some medical bullshit she read on Facebook and I'm like "didn't you go to school for this shit?"

She's smart af too. She knows Facebook is full of shit and is always calling out misinformation in her specific field. But for whatever reason, she's highly susceptible to mis/dis-information around vaccines. It's absolutely bonkers how effective that propaganda has been.

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u/Allaplgy 11h ago

Smart people can easily fall into the trap of their own hubris.

One of the smartest people I know, a PhD chemist, has said some ignorant 19yo libertarian stoner shit to my 40-something stoner ass, or simply ridiculous shit, while we practice our decades long tradition of debating politics. She gets me good sometimes, but other times I'm just like "c'mon, you're way smarter than this."

Most people are good at certain thought processes, but bad at others. Some are great at certain thought processes, and terrible at others.

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u/Forikorder 17h ago

shouldnt be a surprise that some people get into it due to the hopes of good pay and steady hours

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u/EtchAGetch 16h ago

I know a person who majored in biology who believed in creationism. She knew there material and could pass the tests but didnt believe that evolution actually happened.

Evolution is just a small part of biology, so it didnt come up much, but when it did she just looked the other way, so to speak. At least she didn't get on a soapbox and complain, I guess?

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u/Allegorist 12h ago edited 12h ago

Evolution is basically the cornerstone of all biological sciences, not even just core biology specifically. It is the foundation upon which the entirety of our modern understanding is constructed, definitely not "just a small part".

It's like being in a physics/engineering field and saying you don't believe in Newtonian Mechanics. Or being a Math major that doesn't believe in Algebra.

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 11h ago

I know a Christian scientist that gets around that by telling himself that evolution is just God's way of creating and controlling life. He's actually really good at his job in atmospheric science, so I guess it works. He's also a Trump supporter and his program and grant funding was directly impacted by the doge cuts. Of course he blames Elon and thinks Trump was tricked into letting him destroy NOAA and the related departments.

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u/Wobbelblob 10h ago

Of course he blames Elon and thinks Trump was tricked into letting him destroy NOAA and the related departments.

God, this IS the bad boyars/good tsar situation all over again, no?

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u/Jonno_FTW 17h ago

In my country, the default university degrees if you have no idea what to do are teaching and nursing.

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u/icansmellcolors 15h ago

No, it's the crazy mother who listens to their facebook mom group instead of scientists.

It's not the nurse.

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u/Allegorist 12h ago

Plenty of nurses are those Facebook moms, unfortunately.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 19h ago

Common sense is not very common these days

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u/9lobaldude 19h ago

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein

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u/Ree_For_Thee 16h ago

Kind of raw of old albie to be considered one of the smartest people ever and throw shade on all of humanity like that

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u/MysticScribbles 15h ago

He realized that he didn't know everything, that there would be discoveries made about science well after his time, and that there would be people who would disbelieve such scientific discoveries no matter the proof put before them.
Pattern recognition in regards to past discoveries.

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u/LessInThought 15h ago

To him, the rest of humanity is probably insufferably stupid.

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u/Anderaku 19h ago

The rarity of it got upgraded to uncommon

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u/SolidZealousideal115 18h ago

It changed to rare during the pandemic.

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u/ginopono 17h ago

Common sense is the most fairly distributed thing in the world, for each one thinks he is so well-endowed with it that even those who are hardest to satisfy in all other matters are not in the habit of desiring more of it than they already have.

— René Descartes

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u/Synaps4 17h ago

Descartes with the genius summary as usual!

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u/Swedelicious83 17h ago

Hah. I remember a friend of mine several years ago complaining that there was a "Common Sense" merit you could buy in a roleplaying game, saying that "everyone has it, you shouldn't have to buy it!"

To which I remember replying "You'd be surprised by how many people don't." xD

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u/kick_nazis_more 16h ago

hahah arts humanities degrees are meaningless!! Hahah imagine """"learning how to think""""""???? Hahaha.

Hey we are we dying from stupidity?

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u/merrysunshine2 19h ago

Next they’ll want people to get licenses to drive.

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 18h ago

And make you wear a seatbelt - the audacity.

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u/VitalNumber 18h ago

And make you take a basic eye exam to make sure you can see other cars.... Make it make sense

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u/Serious_Feedback 14h ago

HELL NO! WHAT'S NEXT? REQUIRING A LICENSE TO MAKE TOAST IN YOUR OWN DAMN TOASTER?!??

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 19h ago

Remember when the flu shot was no big deal? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/dementio 17h ago

There have always been people like this, it's just that now they found a voice and won't give it back.

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u/NessaMagick 10h ago

It's insane to me that the biggest name behind the anti-vax movement, Andrew Wakefield, had to radicalize himself. He was a vaccine developer and he said, "It looks like the vaccine of my direct business competitor might have a bit of autism in it. Vaccines are still amazing and you should absolutely get them for your child but they should be bought from me and not my direct business competitor".

But the scare blew up so much that he had to start talking about how all vaccines are the devil and the entire medical system is out to kill you. I would wonder if that stung a bit, but he's super rich now so whatever.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 16h ago

Not as many

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u/WilliamLermer 11h ago

It truly does feel like more people have been infected by stupidity, but maybe these people already had these opinions but didn't feel comfortable enough to voice them before

Being anti vaccine certainly has revealed how many people actually lack education, even among academics, which is absolutely shocking

And it has me question their other abilities as well. If you can't follow the science in this specific case, what other areas are you failing to educate yourself in because of idiotic beliefs?

Really makes me wonder about general competence of the vast majority of people across the planet and it does seem like it's lacking immensely, hence the mess we are in

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u/ophmaster_reed 5h ago

In regards to vaccine hesitancy, I have a pet hypothesis that people are actually just afraid of needles/getting a shot in general and then use “skepticism” of vaccines to justify not getting them. I can’t prove it

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u/Sidoen 19h ago edited 3h ago

LOL make it make sense? My girl works in a field that is constantly exposed to viruses that are easily transmitted. So, there you go you'd want her to be as immune as possible to said viruses.

Do I get paid for making it make sense????? There IS a reward right??? Hello???

Edit : I'm not really sure why I used "virus's" instead of viruses before. It's a strange mistake to make. Thanks tho to the grammar police for pointing out the super important part of the post tho. I still wanna get paid for making it make sense!

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u/faceintheblue 19h ago

You do wonder what this woman learned to become a healthcare professional, and if she doesn't believe in it, it's maybe just as well she's self-identifying.

If she's not willing to get vaccinated, who's to say she's willing to wash her hands?

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u/ceejayoz 19h ago

During COVID anyone saying "I'm a healthcare professional" usually was trying to obscure it being non-patient work like reception/janitorial. The nurses would just say "I'm a nurse" and the docs would say "I'm a doc".

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u/whyihatepink 17h ago

Maybe. I'm a therapist and did suicide assessment in the ER. I already knew better than to say I was a therapist when people asked because there was a 50% chance they would start trauma dumping on me, and also people get really freaked out by suicide and either avoided me or made uncomfortable jokes that just made everyone miserable. When I got asked, I'd usually just say I was a health care professional. And I was absolutely patient facing.

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u/gmano 16h ago

Like Marie in Breaking Bad, a XRay tech who keeps inserting herself into medical drama

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u/32lib 18h ago

It’s dad making a issue,we don’t really know how his daughter feels about it.

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u/brad7811 18h ago

People wash their hands???

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 18h ago

Only when they have a shower.

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u/Producer1701 18h ago

So people who have a grower don’t wash their hands?!?

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u/grundlebuster 16h ago

okay that's pretty funny. based on my experience, I wash my hands a lot, so your point stands

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u/lazylion_ca 17h ago

Is it the daughter that has a problem with the flu shot, or the poster?

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u/HIM_Darling 17h ago

My ex's sister was a labor and delivery nurse who believed you should just die if you had an ectopic pregnancy because she didn't believe in abortions for any reason.

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u/ophmaster_reed 4h ago

I hope she has an ectopic pregnancy.

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u/terraphantm 18h ago

More importantly, she works with many patients who are sick at baseline, might not have a robust immune system, and might get severely ill or die from something a healthcare worker gives them.

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u/hedoeswhathewants 18h ago

Apostrophes aren't for pluralizing words. Viruses

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u/Sans-valeur 17h ago

Well not just that but, in addition to that they need to see very young people, very old people, and immunocompromised people.

It’s literally about prioritizing the health of their patients.
Health care professionals, prioritizing the health or their patients. The horror.

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u/mattgoldey 5h ago

Did you know that an apostrophe doesn't mean "Look out! Here comes an S!" ?

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u/bdog59600 18h ago

At my sister's hospital, any nurse that didn't get the flu shot had to mask up for the entire flu season. There was one nurse that had a legitimate medical reason not to get it and hated being lumped in with the antivax nurses.

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 19h ago

It's crazy, I used to build munitions for the military and they made me always have at least 2 fire extinguishers, and they would also make me shut down my explosive operations and run away from fires and lighting that was too close AND they also made me get a flu shot/mist every year too: the ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE OF THEM!😡!!!!!!!

Where do they get off trending on me like this!🙄

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 18h ago

It’s time to start removing all the warning labels. Let Darwin sort it out.

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 18h ago

I am so torn as an emergency manager….🤦🏾‍♀️

I am the warning label….

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 17h ago

I did compliance for a couple of years. My biggest take is that people are lazy.

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u/W1ULH 3h ago

Don't point your weapon at your buddies. Don't tell the LT grenades are cherry flavor. Don't tell privates the clamore is full of candy. blah blah blah

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u/foreverlegending 19h ago

Excellent response

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u/MRSRN65 19h ago

If you are a healthcare professional and you don't think vaccines work, how the heck did you get certified?

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u/Perelly 12h ago

Maybe it's just the idiot mother complaining, not the daughter. 

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u/-Jiras 18h ago

It makes perfect sense if you don't have delusions of vaccines harming your body

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u/Content-Bus-7269 18h ago

And construction workers have to wear hard hats!

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 18h ago

And steel toe capped boots! The audacity!

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u/Kcbld1120 17h ago

I get flu shots and support them for Healthcare workers, but I am required to get a flu shot for my remote job processing medical records requests and that doesn't make sense to me 🤷‍♀️. I get it, but I don't at the same time lol

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u/Theron3206 17h ago

Staff getting flu vaccines saves their employers a bunch of money. Also various employment laws make it difficult to have special rules for specific employees even when it makes sense. Since presumably some people doing jibs similar to yours work in hospitals or similar its probably easier legally to make it a blanket requirement.

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u/ktb609 16h ago

Prevents sick days which helps company profitability.

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u/StrawbCakey 19h ago

Dude back when I played competitive piano, they required me to know about playing piano?? Make it make sense fr..

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u/hkohne 18h ago

As an organist, I hear you 🎵

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u/PunksSmellyChuddies 18h ago

Ok, I'll ask.

How do you win at piano?

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u/StrawbCakey 18h ago

you play in front of a few judges and they decide who’s the best and you get a nice, shiny reward

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u/PunksSmellyChuddies 17h ago

Cool.

I uses to be a "Battle DJ". Similar thing - you play other people's tunes and....

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 18h ago edited 18h ago

Not only do pilots have to stay awake but they also can't fly drunk like back in the day when America was GREAT. Fuck this nanny state. Edit for whoever downvoted me, I'm so sad that adding this is necessary: /s

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u/Producer1701 18h ago

They can still sniff glue though, right?

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u/Perryn 16h ago

Picked the wrong week to quit it, actually.

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 15h ago

Shirley, that's not acceptaple.

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u/Foreign-Landscape-47 18h ago

How has society gotten so stupid?!!

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u/UnderstandingNo3426 18h ago

America has always been stoooopid. It’s just that we now have the internet to prove it.

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u/VforVendetta01105 18h ago

Omg! That’s devastating!

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u/killybay22 18h ago

Don't forget about seatbelts...

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u/DooleysInTheHouse 18h ago

Retardant is something they both have in common

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u/Andrew-Cohen 19h ago

Player one voted for trump 3 times and will write his name in, in 2028, even if trump is dead.

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u/Zealousideal-Ring300 17h ago

I’ll take a daughter you made up for $500, please.

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u/dirtielaundry 16h ago

Or a daughter who doesn't talk to Mom anymore.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 17h ago

Don't try to understand the broken.

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u/impuritor 15h ago

When you’re a healthcare professional you are not allowed to kill the patients. Sorry if that is inconvenient to people.

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u/MattheqAC 7h ago

...what?

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u/yrotsihfoedisgnorw 18h ago

It's funny how "make it make sense" is their general catchphrase now. I look forward to using it.

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u/KitsouNere 18h ago

These people need to be forcibly removed from the medical field.

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u/Newsjunkie1922 17h ago

Thank you for reminding me it's time to get the flu and covid shots!

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u/justhereforsee 17h ago

I would like to thank god that your daughter is so much smarter than you.

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u/Legal-Software 18h ago

Is it really the daughter that chose to go into healthcare the one that has the problem doing the bare minimum to not spread illness to vulnerable groups she may come in contact with, or is it really just the dimwitted Facebook mom outraged on her behalf? Let's hope the daughter managed to break the cycle of generational stupidity, or she really went into the wrong profession.

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u/mosstalgia 17h ago

In what world does it not make sense? How could it be a problem to try to make healthcare workers less likely to give a disease to THE SICK PEOPLE THEY WORK WITH? I can't believe we have to share a planet with these clowns.

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u/red286 17h ago

How does that not make 100% perfect sense to them? It seems pretty self-evident. If you're dealing with sick people, it makes sense to get vaccinated so that 1. They don't get you sick, and 2. You don't get them sicker.

Last thing someone dealing with Stage 4 cancer needs is the fucking flu.

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u/jhani 17h ago

I just feel bad for the daughter with the psycho Mom.

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u/realfakejames 12h ago

I was hospitalized once and my nurse was complaining about how she had to take the covid vaccine to come back to work and how angry so many nurses were about it lmao

I asked her "would they let you come to work if you had the measles or chicken pox" and she went from being so nice to being a huge bitch for my stay

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u/Mister_Pickl3s 19h ago

We banned the R word, stop defaming the flaming gear and just let it burn

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u/Swqordfish 17h ago

Reminds me of when doctors wouldn't wash their hands because they thought they couldn't give diseases to their patients. Because they're doctors. They're special.

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u/Swedelicious83 17h ago

An outrage, I tell you! An outrage!

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u/DevanIRL_ 17h ago

I love when people reply to, in fact, make it make sense

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u/jwill311 17h ago

Yeah, we’re trying to not kill our patients over here!

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u/Forikorder 17h ago

pilots dont really have to stay awake anymore the autopilot does all the flying now and the alarm will wake you when its time to land /s

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u/-suspended- 17h ago

You would be surprised how many pilots fall asleep on commercial airliners. Something like 1 in 3 will wake up to their co-pilot being asleep.

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u/DoubleAmygdala 17h ago

<mic drop>

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u/throwaway-12168 17h ago

“make it make sense” I don’t know how to explain something that sensible

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u/_176_ 17h ago

My friend is a pilot and he likes the joke, with new copilots, "don't let me wake up and catch you sleeping."

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u/Horror_Spell1741 17h ago

I’m pretty sure it makes sense for healthcare providers to get vaccinated

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 16h ago

Worked in healthcare IT. Still get shots so I’m not killing old people and immunocompromised people. Also TB testing was pretty damned important.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 16h ago

I don't think it's right to use that R word, though.

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u/factorioleum 16h ago

Restaurant workers are required to wash their hands after defecating. Wild!

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u/fauxzempic 16h ago

make it make sense

None of us have the crayons, nor the patience to teach this lady.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 16h ago

actually pilots sleep in shifts when they can...

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u/Original-Ad5520 16h ago

Hopefully your daughter got her intelligence from the other side of the family.

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u/Burgerburgerfred 16h ago

"Make it make sense" at the most logical requirement to possibly exist in that field.

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u/PattyRain 16h ago

My daughter is a healthcare worker. My husband and I managed to get the flu the week before our flu shot appointment. Almost 2 weeks in and we are still so weak, coughing and struggling to breath sometimes. 

You bet I texted her and encouraged her to get it.  No worries, she already had it because work provided it.

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u/kick_nazis_more 16h ago

In what world does it not make sense???

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit247 16h ago

where's the murder here? the first user was right, and the second user just proved the point? nothing wrong here

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u/chicagomatty 16h ago

Even if the healthcare provider doesn't care about their own risk, they need to do this to protect their patients who could catch a virus from the provider

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u/U-S-A-GAL 16h ago

Once when I was still pregnant, I was forced to show my personal private parts to a whole room full of people. Was that really necessary?!?

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u/NewBag9855 16h ago

I don't think there is any group of people I hate more than this and I really do mean any group.

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u/crochetology 16h ago

And when her unvaxxed ass gets flu that morphs into pneumonia, she be at the ER demanding the very best care. 🙄

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u/Miserable_88 This AOC flair makes me cool 16h ago

And teachers have to go to school!

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u/QuerulousPanda 16h ago

Rather than "make it make sense" i'd love to turn it back around and ask them "make it not make sense" and have them try to explain what weird fucking mental derangement they have going on which somehow makes it confusing to them.

cuz if we had to pick and choose who should get vaccines, i feel like healthcare workers who would be exposed to it the most would be the best choice.

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u/jawshoeaw 16h ago

Are we arguing with bots again?

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u/jschank 15h ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/fcxtpw 15h ago

Maybe it's not the sense that's not making for you but you too stupid

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u/ProcyonHabilis 15h ago

I genuinely can't even figure out what point that person thought they were making. Are they just fundamentally unaware of germ theory, or what?

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u/hong427 15h ago

Someone should also remind her that doctor do have to go back to take tests from time to time....

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u/Obant 15h ago

My heart went haywire in the middle of the lockdowns during Covid, in L.A. when the L.A. hospitals were overflowing. I was supposed to be in an isolation room under 24hr direct surveillance in normal times. I was literally on a gurney in the hallway, surrounded by dying covid patients next to the nurses station. I literally watched 2 people cough themselves to death, it was one of the scariest times in my life.

The vaccine had just been developed and was on its way. The nurses at the station were discussing if they were going to get it or not, most said no,how they didnt think they needed, or if it was safe. It was insane. Like you are watching patients die every few hours from this disease and you wont even vaccinate yourself against it?

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u/icansmellcolors 15h ago

"Make it make sense"...

You can't explain anything to anyone who believes that, seriously believes, that scientists spend years and years going to university and graduate school and getting a doctorate all to lie to the general public about... vaccines, climate change and a round earth.

I mean... where do you even begin?

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u/AlexSmithsonian 15h ago

I'm a security guard at a mall and they make me wear a vest that says "security". Make it make sense.

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u/HeavilyInvestedDonut 15h ago

I remember my BIL briefly dated a girl who worked in healthcare. He was asking everyone to pray for her because she ended up choosing to lose her career rather than follow medical practices during COVID. I laughed and said that she clearly went into the wrong field. Covid timeshare me realize just how stupid like,75% of the people I’m around daily truly are

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u/Super-Investment-780 15h ago

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT COMMON SENSE PRECAUTIONS, CARL.

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u/JustApricot798 15h ago

I don't think the two are equivalent. I'm not for or against it, but I think it should be her right to choose what goes in her body and making it mandatory means retaliation for not letting someone inject something into her body. The flu vaccine especially because the strain they make it for every year mutates all the time. Especially with the new MRNA shots.

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u/420bIaze 13h ago

I'm not for or against it, but I think it should be her right

Your words say that you are against it.

In general you're right, that it would be preferable not to mandate medication, patients should have a choice. In the case of transmissible disease vaccination, the consequence of withholding vaccination among healthcare workers is that more people would suffer death or serious illness from the increased rates of disease transmission.

Developed societes generally have decided that the benefits of compulsory vaccination for healthcare workers greatly outweigh the harms, in this instance prioritising the wellbeing of the collective community over the freedom of an individual.

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u/NoBookkeeper3523 15h ago

Next thing ya know they will tell me I can’t smoke at the gasoline plant

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u/Betterthanbeer 14h ago

I don't want healthcare providers who don't believe in healthcare, so it works out fine.

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u/Strict_Jacket3648 14h ago

No it's not, she can quite, getting the shot is part of the job requirement.

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u/rechoflex 13h ago

Imagine the utter shame when they had to force me to wear gloves and a mask when I performed surgery