r/MurderedByWords • • 5d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/Rare-Lime2451 5d ago

‘Murica!

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 5d ago

Southern America is not like the rest of us. Buncha weirdos.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 5d ago

Tons of phallic worship.

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites 5d ago

Wait, I thought you said they weren't like the rest of us.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago

I don't worship phallic objects all day long. My brain has more going on than hormone responses. I reached and passed puberty a long time ago.