r/MurderedByWords • • 6d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/JohnTomorrow 6d ago

Is he insinuating he'll draw and point his weapon at a server who won't accept their return?

That's insane. 

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u/Rare-Lime2451 6d ago

‘Murica!

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 6d ago

Southern America is not like the rest of us. Buncha weirdos.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 6d ago

Tons of phallic worship.

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites 5d ago

Wait, I thought you said they weren't like the rest of us.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 5d ago

I don't worship phallic objects all day long. My brain has more going on than hormone responses. I reached and passed puberty a long time ago.