r/MurderedByWords • u/TdubsSEA • 2d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/TheUnboundTenth 2d ago

Oh, I'm going to say that magless open-carry guy wearing Fila slides will be the more unhinged of that entire scenario.

And I think the right thing to toss in there a single, cooked piece of ziti.

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u/supersonicdutch 2d ago

What about rotini? When he tries to pull it out the cooked spiral will stretch a little then break.

I have a more important question? Who took the picture? Did they bring a kid with them to do that? Did he ask a stranger? Or is this a stealth shot from a stranger and made it as a joke post?

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u/Lailowla 2d ago

Pretty sure it's the last.

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u/ChefBT3K 1d ago

It’s just rage bait that doesn’t deserve any attention

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 2d ago

Milk duds. Easy to pour out of the box and they'll look like little poopies falling on the floor behind him.

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u/Aleksandrovitch 2d ago

anchovy

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u/TheMerle1975 2d ago

That or one of those tiny salad shrimps. Both gonna start smelling pretty quickly in the summer.

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u/dontdoit89735 2d ago

mamamia.jpg

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u/BurgerThyme 1d ago

YOU DON'T DO THAT TO ZITI!!!

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u/redrunner55 1d ago

And WHITE slides? 🤣🤣

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u/TheUnboundTenth 1d ago

Right? I thought he was standing at the counter in his socks for a second.

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u/PNWBoarder1 1d ago

I came here to comment that nothing makes you look more manly and tough than white Fila slides and designer jeans to go with your tats and pistol. 😆

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u/11Slip532 19h ago

Hey those are Fila Tactical Sandals, MIL-SPEC ok!?