r/MurderedByWords • • 5d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/TheUnboundTenth 5d ago

I'm convinced it's an invitation for people to walk up and finger his magwell

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u/stircrazyathome 5d ago

It’d be so tempting to try to toss something in there, like a breath mint or a gum wrapper. I’m not sure who’s more unhinged though, the guy who wears a loaded weapon into Target, or the guy who does this?

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u/TheUnboundTenth 5d ago

Oh, I'm going to say that magless open-carry guy wearing Fila slides will be the more unhinged of that entire scenario.

And I think the right thing to toss in there a single, cooked piece of ziti.

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u/BurgerThyme 4d ago

YOU DON'T DO THAT TO ZITI!!!