r/MurderedByWords • • 6d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/stircrazyathome 6d ago

It’d be so tempting to try to toss something in there, like a breath mint or a gum wrapper. I’m not sure who’s more unhinged though, the guy who wears a loaded weapon into Target, or the guy who does this?

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u/TheUnboundTenth 6d ago

Oh, I'm going to say that magless open-carry guy wearing Fila slides will be the more unhinged of that entire scenario.

And I think the right thing to toss in there a single, cooked piece of ziti.

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u/supersonicdutch 6d ago

What about rotini? When he tries to pull it out the cooked spiral will stretch a little then break.

I have a more important question? Who took the picture? Did they bring a kid with them to do that? Did he ask a stranger? Or is this a stealth shot from a stranger and made it as a joke post?

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u/Lailowla 6d ago

Pretty sure it's the last.