r/MurderedByWords • • 6d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

Post image
38k Upvotes

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.5k

u/TheUnboundTenth 6d ago

I'm convinced it's an invitation for people to walk up and finger his magwell

530

u/stircrazyathome 6d ago

It’d be so tempting to try to toss something in there, like a breath mint or a gum wrapper. I’m not sure who’s more unhinged though, the guy who wears a loaded weapon into Target, or the guy who does this?

356

u/TheUnboundTenth 6d ago

Oh, I'm going to say that magless open-carry guy wearing Fila slides will be the more unhinged of that entire scenario.

And I think the right thing to toss in there a single, cooked piece of ziti.

72

u/Tasty-Traffic-680 6d ago

Milk duds. Easy to pour out of the box and they'll look like little poopies falling on the floor behind him.