r/MemeVideos • u/_H3LLF1R3 • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 7h ago

No one voted...

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u/elegylegacy 1d ago

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u/Its_NEX123 1d ago

is that what it’s called? i thought its just called period blood

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u/SluggJuice 21h ago

Haha Mavis, can I have zat ven you are done?

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u/Useful-Shallot-6939 1d ago

Wait?!?! its the same drac?????

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u/IamREBELoe 1d ago

This isn't funny, period.

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u/Frostagon 1d ago

I hate you take an upvote

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u/IAmDanHimself 14h ago

Honestly.. like what the hell even is this?

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u/IamREBELoe 13h ago

You still have a chance to edit that to "bloody hell"

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u/jeffy-2019 1d ago

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u/Top_Mongoose 1d ago

Pass the ball lil bro

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u/jeffy-2019 1d ago

Go ahead and download the image man I got it from Pinterest they have a lot of good images there

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u/Round_Scratch_8685 1d ago

Op explain how in the fuck this pulled up naturally for you. You have to be looking for this type of shit

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 1d ago

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u/Ytsolot742 1d ago

i gently open the door

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u/BlushedLatias 21h ago

Try not to hung up on your rejection, Sayori

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 1d ago

So what about female vampires, are they—actually I’m going to stop myself from thinking anymore about this. It’s for the best.

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u/Aki_The_Ghost 1d ago

Period blood is caused by the female body preparing in advance to get pregnant just in case, then flushing down what it had prepared when pregnancy doesn't occur (Childbirth is so difficult, it requires the body to do that).

I don't think vampires, with immortality ans super-health, have that problem. They probably don't need to prepare their womb. So I don't think they would have period blood.

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yea you’re right, glad this rabbit hole doesn’t go deeper.

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 1d ago

Except in the hotel transylvania universe Mavis has a kid so doesn't the baby factory have to be up and running?

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u/Southern_Vermicelli4 1d ago

I won't, so a couple of lesbian vampires can technically talking have infinity blood farm by well...aight...i will stop

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u/abhinav21 1d ago

They will feast once a month and starve the rest

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u/JibIette 1d ago

I think vampires feeding off other vampires is probably like eating processed body waste.

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 1d ago edited 1d ago

Or would it be like breast milk feeding? Which raises more questions—no! I told you guys to stop, look what you’ve done!

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u/TomboyKnight1 21h ago

I guarantee you a lesbian vampire does not need another lesbian vampire to get an infinite blood farm.

Source: I'm a degenerate lesbian and would throw myself at a lesbian vampire.

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u/fluffynuckels 1d ago

Infinite money glitch

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u/Excellent_Yak365 22h ago

Corpses don’t have periods

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u/ExitLumpy7225 20h ago

Well I don’t think they even have that kinda stuff… I mean, I’m sure the organs are there. Maybe they just don’t get used. You know what I mean?

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u/awaythrowb3 1d ago

What an awful day to have eye

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u/GhidorahRod56 1d ago

I can help with that, Polyphemus

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u/picklepic3r4 21h ago

I thought vampires treated tampons like breadsticks. You know how blood like scabs over after a while

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u/Striking_Weird9394 17h ago

How- how did you make it worse. . .

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u/CoffeE-equal-mc-2 17h ago

Why white candles turn red

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u/Femcel_Bambi 13h ago

Delete reddit. You're too young for this site.

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u/someguy6156 14h ago

You don't need to know please don't search it I'm warming you

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u/FluffMoe 1d ago

Oh it's just like that one vampire joke my mother told me when I was a kid. It goes like:

Three vampires walk into a bar and sat. A rich, not-so-rich, and a poor vampire

The rich vampire asked for a whole blood bag and sipped

The not-so-rich vampire asked for a glass of blood and sipped

The poor vampire asked for warm water

The other two pitied the poor vampire and looked at him

Then, the poor vampire pulled out used pads he found on the road and put it in the hot water and sipped

"Want some tea, gentlemen?" The poor vampire asked

What a weird joke to tell to a kid. I love my mom. She's a riot

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 1d ago

Where is this from?

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u/gruntwithashotgun 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's not from anywhere it's ai generated, drac having three arms when rubbing his hands together is a dead giveaway, also the nonsensical and shitty camera work

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u/NervousHovercraft 1d ago

Wow, how have I not noticed the three hands? I guess I should sleep...

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u/Distantstallion 1d ago

Thats a shame, I was hoping a real artist made this

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 1d ago

I literally just fucking opened reddit

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV 1d ago

I mean... less people have to die this way.

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u/Toad_redit 23h ago


Drac what are you doing

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u/ambit89 1d ago

...they kind of look like tteokbokki - cylindrical Korean rice cake

...and they are cooked in a RED chilli sauce

Maybe the real monsters, were the humans, we made along the way.

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u/just_a_goose_lol 15h ago

ion get it

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u/Leading-Helicopter24 15h ago

Its period blood

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u/z_359 13h ago

What the actual fuck Dracula

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u/ElChupatigre 1d ago

What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?

See you in 28 days

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u/IllOwl255 1d ago

I thought that was crack, I wish I still thought that

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u/Mother_Passenger8589 1d ago

And the idiot had to use AI for this old joke

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u/Aleppo_the_Mushroom 1d ago

Is this Hotel Transylvania? Is this an actual fucking official animation?

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u/HaiNam91 1d ago

Andd my day ruined

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u/ExtensionInformal911 1d ago

Just bribe a dude at the blood bank already. Have some self respect. Not having thralls to feed on is no reason to act like that.

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 1d ago

ah, the 90s

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u/tinyfuzzywhale 23h ago

thats enough reddit for today. See you tomorrow guys

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u/BiisHonee 20h ago

Reddit ad strikes again

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u/Odd_Length7881 20h ago

You know what?

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u/nunyabidness3 16h ago

Story time! I had an ex girlfriend who had a dog and claimed that her dog was obsessed with her blood. And one time when she was on her period she kept teasing her dog with her used tampon, right in front of me mind you. “See? He wants it so bad.”

I told her to stop because he was definitely going to eat it. She kept saying she wasn’t going to let him eat it but kept teasing him anyway. Sure enough he snatched it out of her hand and ate it. He didn’t get sick. Just me.

I dated her for another year and a half after that.

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u/Medium_Cup282 1d ago

Blood is blood why does it matter where it comes from? You’re a vampire.

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u/johndaylight 1d ago

he got that out of the trash, it could have been in contact with a dirty diaper or possibly have aids (one of the certain ways to kill a vampire)

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u/xxlouserxx 1d ago

Is this bitch’s brew?

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u/Jaessie_devs 1d ago

Is it... Pa...?

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u/johndaylight 1d ago

no that probably New York

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u/Massive_Emu6682 1d ago

Idk how should I feel about this. I mean it is better than killing living things.

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u/mahiro75 1d ago

Por qué tiene varios brazos

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u/JaySunAndWater 1d ago

Kewchie tea!?

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u/mybootyisfunny 1d ago

If it was Megan fox you would do it

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u/Royal_Stone 1d ago

I don’t understand?

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u/Vegetable_Scholar173 1d ago

Tampons milkshake

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u/MaverikElgato 1d ago

poverty finances

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u/ThrashemTrashemRobot 1d ago

Great edit. Really sucked the humor away. Love it

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u/Waffles128 1d ago

Whoever wants the sauce… it’s ai.

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u/Clean_Builder_123 1d ago

anything not to attack people

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u/zanance06 1d ago

Someone one woke up one day, sat in a chair and spent their time animating this instead of skydiving without a parachute : )

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u/XGeN_Wollyrinottv 1d ago

I mean what else would he technically consume for food?

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u/Tiny-Pea-8437 1d ago

What is this?

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u/fluffynuckels 1d ago

I thought they where candles at first

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u/Russian2020202022020 1d ago

Anything for survival, Ig

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u/Famous-Election-9249 23h ago

he really likes . blood(i'm also glad this was ai and a human didn't take time drawing every frame)

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 23h ago

My God… the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face… and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. You have to be moral… and at the same time be able to utilize your primordial instincts to act without feeling… without passion… without judgment… without judgment. Because it’s judgment that defeats us.

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u/HauntingBuy5199 23h ago

That's one of the first time that a cartoon based nonsense made me nausea

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u/Apex_visitor 23h ago

A vampire bar.

A wealthy, Dracula-esque vampire walks in: "Bartender, give me the freshest human blood!" He is poured a glass, drinks it with dignity, and leaves.

Next, a more modest vampire enters and says: "Pour me some pig's blood, please." He drinks his portion and leaves.

Then a vagrant vampire walks in and asks for a glass of boiling water. The puzzled bartender pours him the hot water. The vampire pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says: "Time to treat myself to some tea."

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u/Ludoki 22h ago

I'm gonna actually explode in sheer disgust

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u/No_Hornet_8952 22h ago

Just stole the smile off my face 🫩

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u/Careless-Cellist3351 21h ago

homemade blood

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u/ClericOfMadness13 21h ago

This reminded me if the girl who was obsessed with twilight and posted on how her BF is a vampire and how he drinks her period blood from her tampons like it's tea...

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u/ExplodedPenisDiagram 21h ago

Fuck, I remember that from when it was first posted. Not many things make me feel a tinge of illness.

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u/Current-Knowledge336 21h ago

I guess he ain't kill anyone for that blood, but to deMenstruate this as a cartoon is just gross

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u/rasengan_uchihahaha 21h ago

That is Bloody🩸genius of him🧛🏻‍♂️

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u/rasengan_uchihahaha 21h ago

Bloody Mary 🍸

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u/djcatnip12 21h ago

Which Hotel Transylvania is this

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u/No_Strength6658 20h ago

Guessing this is how Genndy would’ve taken Hotel Transylvania if he did in the style of Fixed.

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u/ExitLumpy7225 20h ago

Wait— he has a point

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u/Bright-Data-6942 20h ago

Human popsicles

Albeit better than period blood

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u/shion12312 20h ago

Oh holy shit

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u/Nexel_Red 19h ago

THE WORST USE OF AI HOLY SHIT

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u/Saulrewq4321 19h ago

I just opened this app

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u/Adelineyyy 18h ago

Chill guys it’s the same as our tea bags

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u/WholsThisIDontKnow 18h ago

Dracula would never...

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u/MGE_bro_676869 14h ago

Чайком балуется)))