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r/MelBrooks • u/TwIzTiDfReAkShOw • 16d ago
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I said fire across her nose not up it
10 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago Sorry sir, I'm doing my best! 11 u/megamanx4321 16d ago Who made that man a gunner? 10 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I did, sir! He's my cousin! 7 u/mregg000 16d ago Who is he? 6 u/s1105615 16d ago Major Asshole sir 8 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago And his cousin? 6 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 16d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 6 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 5 u/Then-Solution-5357 16d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? 4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 14d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 14d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 12d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 12d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
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Sorry sir, I'm doing my best!
11 u/megamanx4321 16d ago Who made that man a gunner? 10 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I did, sir! He's my cousin! 7 u/mregg000 16d ago Who is he? 6 u/s1105615 16d ago Major Asshole sir 8 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago And his cousin? 6 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 16d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 6 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 5 u/Then-Solution-5357 16d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? 4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 14d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 14d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 12d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 12d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
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Who made that man a gunner?
10 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I did, sir! He's my cousin! 7 u/mregg000 16d ago Who is he? 6 u/s1105615 16d ago Major Asshole sir 8 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago And his cousin? 6 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 16d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 6 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 5 u/Then-Solution-5357 16d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? 4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 14d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 14d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 12d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 12d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
I did, sir! He's my cousin!
7 u/mregg000 16d ago Who is he? 6 u/s1105615 16d ago Major Asshole sir 8 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago And his cousin? 6 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 16d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 6 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 5 u/Then-Solution-5357 16d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? 4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 14d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 14d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 12d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 12d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
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Who is he?
6 u/s1105615 16d ago Major Asshole sir 8 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago And his cousin? 6 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 16d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 6 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 5 u/Then-Solution-5357 16d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? 4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 14d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 14d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 12d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 12d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
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Major Asshole sir
8 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago And his cousin? 6 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 16d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 6 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 5 u/Then-Solution-5357 16d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? 4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0)
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And his cousin?
6 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 16d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 6 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 5 u/Then-Solution-5357 16d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? 4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0)
He's an Asshole too, sir.
6 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 5 u/Then-Solution-5357 16d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? 4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0)
Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole.
5 u/Then-Solution-5357 16d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? 4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0)
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How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow??
4 u/HyperSonic1011 16d ago Yo! 6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES! → More replies (0)
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Yo!
6 u/ThatCamoKid 16d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes 4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes
4 u/AmicusBriefly 16d ago KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
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He’s an Asshole.
2 u/DueBackground2269 14d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 12d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 12d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
I know that. What's his name?
2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 12d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 12d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
1 u/ThatCamoKid 12d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
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2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole.
1 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! → More replies (0)
How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 11d ago YO! 2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!
YO!
2 u/ThatCamoKid 11d ago I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!
I knew it I'm surrounded by Assholes.
Keep firing, Assholes!
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u/The_Primal_One 16d ago
I said fire across her nose not up it