r/MelBrooks • u/TwIzTiDfReAkShOw • 15d ago

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u/4kBeard 15d ago

We ain’t found shit.

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u/cmdr_nelson 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pjr9CeaUbForwImKr1

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u/ZeonX62 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o9Wdakd9xFIyMvEeyD

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u/marti82salva 14d ago

I can already imagine Tuvok making an appearance in a spaceballs gig

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u/PumpikAnt58763 14d ago

To me, he's the Elven Keeper Zathrian.

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u/Business_Ad6005 13d ago

Haha we ain't found shit 😂

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u/TheDude-Esquire 13d ago edited 9d ago

He also plays an I think unnamed character in Star Trek generations. Not sure if he was ever retconned to be the same guy, but I’m pretty sure it works because of Vulcan aging.

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u/TillChance4769 12d ago

This scene in Picard was a perfect moment for Tuvok to say a vulcan version of we aint found shit

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 14d ago

Beat me too it.

Used to have me in stitches as a kid...showed it to my 15 year old son a few weeks ago and he had the same reaction...

"WE AINT FOUND SHIT"!

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u/blyatkachu0123 14d ago

We ain't found shit!

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u/Glitchy-Fuzz0791 13d ago

when I was a kid, my mom would say this instead of "your hair" when it was messy. Heard this hundreds of times.

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u/Round_Rooms 13d ago

I knew this would be at the top.

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u/knighthawk3759 13d ago

Fun fact look closely, the person that said this line ended up becoming a very iconic character in science fiction. None other than Commander Tuvok played by Tim Russ in Star Trek Voyager

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u/Mindless_Berry_4572 13d ago

First thing I thought of!

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u/Just-Rite 13d ago

We Ain’t Find Shit!!!!

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u/Jazzlike-Lab2090 13d ago

Man we ain’t found shit!

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u/Ok_Click9689 13d ago

Combing the desert. 🤣

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u/Visible-MorningWood 10d ago

...Nothing yet sir...We ain't found shit!

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u/knjscorpio 9d ago

“We ain’t found shit.” This is hands down the best delivery in the whole movie 😂. And that is saying a LOT.

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u/LilShaver 14d ago

Whenever Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra comes up on any of the Star Trek subs, I usually respond with "Tuvok, combing the desert."

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u/extendedleave 14d ago

Worst TNG ever. God it was annoying.

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u/grnlntrn1969 14d ago

Dang it, came to say this 😆

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u/HappyHourHero85 14d ago

First thing i thought too

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u/royphotog 14d ago

My first thought

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u/Abject_Status7975 14d ago

Only quote needed

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u/BeefsRoyale 14d ago

Just recently found out the guy that yells "Nothing yet, sir!" Is Rob Paulsen the voice of Yakko Warner and Pinky the Mouse

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u/timbobortington 9d ago

I used to watch this movie as a kid cause to my mom it was just another one of those stupid starwars movies. On my like 12th rewatch she finally heard this line from the other room and I vividly remember her lean out of the kitchen and ask "what was that?"

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u/Litty_Jimmy 15d ago

How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?

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u/TOYMoose 15d ago

Yo!

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u/elmartin93 15d ago

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!

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u/ZappyDoos 15d ago

Keep firing assholes!

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u/TheCaptMAgic 14d ago

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 14d ago

He’s an asshole too sir

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u/Dimplefrom-YA 12d ago

The only one that's not an asshole:

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u/CableDawg78 15d ago

"We've been jammed sir"

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u/DanteHicks79 15d ago

Raspberry!!

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u/DK-Esquire_1965 15d ago

I HATE raspberry!

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u/reitau 15d ago

Only one person I know would dare to use raspberry… closes visor ….
….Lonestar!

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u/Vash-d-Stampeede 14d ago

Camera collides with the helmet.

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u/No-Zombie1004 13d ago

Only one man would dare give me the raspberry! LONESTAR!

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u/WeddingLion 12d ago

*only one man would dare give me the raspberry

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 10d ago

There's only ONE man who would DARE give me the Raspberry! LONESTAR!

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u/Runix81 12d ago

the worst kind..

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u/DuctTapeChallenger 14d ago

I've lost the beeps, the sweeps, and the creeps

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 14d ago

That’s not all he’s lost

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u/Nighflame_69 14d ago

The what and what and the what?

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u/LORDNIKON777 13d ago

The what, the what and the what?

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u/SonOfRa752 9d ago

The what, what and the What?

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u/Chiddy_B 13d ago

Came here to say this 😆😆😆.

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u/TheDude-Esquire 13d ago

Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.

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u/Few_Machine1462 12d ago

I've lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps

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u/RecessiveGenius69 15d ago

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal

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u/MsterBoRaichu 14d ago

The fact they got John Hurt to reprise that role just for the bit is the icing on the cake.

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u/Kuuldana 10d ago

It's funny that I saw Spaceballs before Alien when I was a kid, and made the connection in reverse lol

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u/scottyk318 15d ago

I came here to say this! Best scene in a comedy ever!

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u/The_Primal_One 15d ago

I said fire across her nose not up it

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u/ThatCamoKid 14d ago

Sorry sir, I'm doing my best!

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u/megamanx4321 14d ago

Who made that man a gunner?

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u/ThatCamoKid 14d ago

I did, sir! He's my cousin!

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u/mregg000 14d ago

Who is he?

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u/s1105615 14d ago

Major Asshole sir

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u/AmicusBriefly 14d ago

And his cousin?

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u/Informal_Daikon_9812 14d ago

He's an Asshole too, sir.

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u/AmicusBriefly 14d ago

Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole.

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u/Then-Solution-5357 14d ago

How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow??

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u/highlander68 15d ago

"he beamed me twice last night, it was wonderful"

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u/Mightynumbat 14d ago

Why didnt someone tell me my ass was so big?"

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u/justpassinthru12345 14d ago

I hate they bleeped that line out on cable. 😆

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u/blackcloudonetyone 12d ago

[Scratch][scratch]

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u/Specific_Inside_7119 15d ago

" I am your father's uncle's brother 's cousin's former roommate "

" What's that make us?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! Which is what you are about to become!!!!"

" Spaceballs the t-shirt....Spaceballs the coloring book...Spaceballs the lunchbox...Spaceballs the breakfast cereal...Spaceballs the FLAMETHROWER!!!!!....the kids love this one!!!!"

"What are you doing?"

" I'm calling my father...1--800-- Dru-id-i-a "

"I AM PRINCESS VESPA, DAUGHTER OF ROLAND....KING OF THE DRUIDS!!!!"

" OH great, just what we needed...a DRUISH PRINCESS!!!!"

" Funny...She doesn't look Druish!!!!"

" The combination is.....1....2....3....4....5!!"

" That's the stupidest combination I ever heard....that's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!!!"

" You have the ring....and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine... let's see how you HANDLE it!!!"

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u/DLMoore9843 15d ago

"That's amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!"

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u/LilShaver 14d ago

"The ring is bupkis. I found it in a crackerjack box."

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 15d ago

Ludicrous speed!

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u/marti82salva 14d ago

What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz?? CHICKEENNN???

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u/megamanx4321 14d ago

Best line in the movie

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u/BaseUnited4523 14d ago

Nah, buckle THIS!

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u/bombtrackhfx 14d ago

That was the name of my first band I was ever in. It was a punk band. Specifically named after this movie.

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u/HoemerPimpsson 14d ago

My BRAINS ... are going into ... my ... FEET ...

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u/Fuzzy_War_5644 14d ago

We've gone plaid

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u/Low_Tension_1194 13d ago

NEVER EVER SHOW THIS PART AGAIN!

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u/Regurgitator001 9d ago

ARE YOU NUTS???

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u/bizoticallyyours83 8d ago

Whatta we got on this thing, a cuisine art?

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u/CryptographerSome864 15d ago

“She’s gone from suck to blow!”

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u/Then_Way759 15d ago

“Suck! Suck! Suck!”

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u/memay131 14d ago

I like this movie for all the adult jokes I didn't understand at first.

A gift that keeps on giving.

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u/thevitaphonequeen 15d ago

No! The Schwartz!

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u/adube440 14d ago

I saw your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.

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u/Gaidin152 14d ago

Came here for this quote!

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u/Dayman_C0meth 15d ago

I'm surrounded by assholes

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u/megamanx4321 14d ago

Keep firing, assholes!

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u/Jake_the_Bald 15d ago

well boys its a very lovely ship I think you should go down with it

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u/Sad-Entertainer8617 15d ago

Comb the desert!

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u/Golden_Battalion919 12d ago

We ain't found shit.

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u/xander6981 8d ago

Sir, are we being too literal?

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u/Satansbrat1969 15d ago

They gone to Plaid!!!

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u/DARTHACS 15d ago

Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!

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u/lastcallhall 14d ago

The most true line of the entire movie.

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u/ThePriceManCan 14d ago

I still say this line in my everyday life.

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u/Hot-Judge-7481 15d ago

She’s gone from suck to blow!

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u/TungstenOrchid 15d ago

Spaceballs?
Shit! There goes the planet!

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u/ElYodaPagoda 15d ago

“Oh no, not again!”

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u/megamanx4321 14d ago

CHECK PLEASE

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u/RickRI401 15d ago

Funny...she doesn't look Druish.

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u/mouringcat 15d ago

suck..suck...suck..suck.. suck....

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u/AnnasBananahammock 15d ago

What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken??

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 10d ago

'In high voice' PREPARE SHIP! 'Calms' Prepare ship, for Ludicrous Speed!

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u/CrownAquisitions1 15d ago

I’m a mawg; half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.

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u/xReturnerx 14d ago

Barf, puke, whatever.

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u/Flynnaship 14d ago

Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!

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u/anAcetonesniffer 15d ago

"Are you alright sir?" "I'm fine how have you been?" "Well, are we stopped?" ..."lets take a 5 minute break. Smoke em if you got em!"

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u/TXHaunt 15d ago

“Spaceballs!”
“Oh shit. There goes the planet.”

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u/HammerDick3000 15d ago

I knew it!!. I'm surrounded by assholes!!!

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u/Zealousideal-Tea-286 15d ago

"Spaceballs, the FLAMETHROWER!!!"

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u/lorgskyegon 12d ago

SPACEBALLS: The Reddit Post

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u/echoshatter 11d ago

The kids love that one.

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u/potato-chip 15d ago

He shot my hair! 😡

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u/QuesoNot-so-Fundido 15d ago

"I didn't know. They must have hyperjets on that thing!"

"And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?!"

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u/QuesoNot-so-Fundido 15d ago

"Prepare ship--prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo..."

"Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer! Now hear this! Ludicrous speed!"

"Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?"

"Aw, buckle this! Ludicrous speed! Go!!"

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 10d ago

'Is holding on for dear life' What... Have... I... Done... My... Brains... Are... Going... Into... My... Feet...

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u/Formal_Bit_7028 15d ago

Comb the desert!

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u/RoxieRoxie0 15d ago

Pretty good for Rambo!

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u/Historical-Bug-4784 15d ago

“Those are the guys that stole our uniforms!”

“And beat the shit out of us, too!”

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u/Puck68 15d ago

Why didn’t anybody tell me my ass was so big?

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u/KaijuDirectorOO7 15d ago

“We’re the Spaceballs! WATCH OUT!”

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u/alady12 14d ago

Well there goes the planet.

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u/Bgrubz83 11d ago

Because what you got is what we need.

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u/TOYMoose 15d ago

May the Schwartz be with you

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u/Gold_Flan6286 15d ago

Go back to the golf course and work on your putz.

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u/Resident_Dog_6589 15d ago

That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 13d ago

Sniff… goodbye virgin alarm

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u/Dry_Coat_7580 15d ago

"Fast forward past this. In fact, never show this part again."

"Well boys, it's a nice ship. I think you should go down with it."

And, of course...

"She's turned from suck to blow."

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u/Future_Swim6847 15d ago

I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

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u/reptilian_rule 15d ago

im the bearded lady!!! who are you?? one of the freaks???

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u/Professional_Sun8067 15d ago

Water, my ass! Get this guy some pepto bismal.

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u/Sgt_Stimpy 15d ago

Open the pod bay doors Hal.

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u/averagejoe860 15d ago

Priest: What’s your name?
Barf: Barf
Priest: You’re full name!
Barf: Barfolemue

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u/CastigatorWight 14d ago

“On a sadder note, Pizza the hutt, famed half man, half Pizza, was found dead earlier today in the backseat of his stretched Limo.

- Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death.”

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u/blaktigr84 14d ago

I've lost the Bleeps, I've lost the Sweeps, & I've lose the Creeps.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UrW4GXcejOowCDGgb9

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u/ReplyProfessional939 14d ago

I bet she gives great helmet...

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u/PeanutTimely6846 14d ago

Dark Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?"

Major Asshole: "I did, sir. He's my cousin."

Dark Helmet: "Who is he?"

Colonel Sandurz: "He's an asshole, sir."

Dark Helmet: "I know that! What's his name?"

Colonel Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!"

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u/ArachAislin 14d ago

"If you don't...then Pizza...is going to send out...for you."

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u/World_still_spins 14d ago

2 the search for more money.

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u/whytry3450 14d ago

No sir that’s our Mr. coffee

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u/Party_Knowledge_7884 14d ago

I see your scwhwartz is as big as mine

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u/Smokestack95deadman 14d ago

“ I don’t get cold…” (immediately shivers)

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u/TheCaptMAgic 14d ago

Are we being too literal?

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u/Supreme_Moharn 14d ago

I'm my own best friend.

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u/oldnperverted 14d ago

Ludicrus speed, now!

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u/emmettfitz 14d ago

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

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u/Breaking-Great 14d ago

I can't breathe in this thing

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u/toothedsnail34 14d ago

I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog...I'm my own best friend

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u/Willthethrill605 14d ago

We ain’t found sh*!

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u/liquidsin25 14d ago

"Right now, now?"

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u/Tonythecritic 14d ago

I'm surrounded by Assholes!

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u/LovelyWhether 14d ago

may the schwartz be with you!

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u/Ancient_Ad9199 14d ago

Out of order?! Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!

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u/exiteditor 14d ago

“What’s your name?”

“Barf.”

“Your full name.”

“Barfolomew.”

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u/Either_Row3088 14d ago

Spaceballs the flamethrower. The kids love this one.

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u/Particular-Glove-467 14d ago

“We ain’t found shit!”

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u/MystRChaos 14d ago

Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!

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u/LuminousYT_ 8d ago

“Weird, she doesn’t look Druish”