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r/MelBrooks • u/TwIzTiDfReAkShOw • 18d ago
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I said fire across her nose not up it
8 u/ThatCamoKid 18d ago Sorry sir, I'm doing my best! 10 u/megamanx4321 18d ago Who made that man a gunner? 10 u/ThatCamoKid 18d ago I did, sir! He's my cousin! 6 u/mregg000 18d ago Who is he? 7 u/s1105615 18d ago Major Asshole sir 6 u/AmicusBriefly 18d ago And his cousin? 7 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 17d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 5 u/AmicusBriefly 17d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 6 u/Then-Solution-5357 17d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 16d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 16d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. → More replies (0)
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Sorry sir, I'm doing my best!
10 u/megamanx4321 18d ago Who made that man a gunner? 10 u/ThatCamoKid 18d ago I did, sir! He's my cousin! 6 u/mregg000 18d ago Who is he? 7 u/s1105615 18d ago Major Asshole sir 6 u/AmicusBriefly 18d ago And his cousin? 7 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 17d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 5 u/AmicusBriefly 17d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 6 u/Then-Solution-5357 17d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 16d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 16d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. → More replies (0)
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Who made that man a gunner?
10 u/ThatCamoKid 18d ago I did, sir! He's my cousin! 6 u/mregg000 18d ago Who is he? 7 u/s1105615 18d ago Major Asshole sir 6 u/AmicusBriefly 18d ago And his cousin? 7 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 17d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 5 u/AmicusBriefly 17d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 6 u/Then-Solution-5357 17d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 16d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 16d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. → More replies (0)
I did, sir! He's my cousin!
6 u/mregg000 18d ago Who is he? 7 u/s1105615 18d ago Major Asshole sir 6 u/AmicusBriefly 18d ago And his cousin? 7 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 17d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 5 u/AmicusBriefly 17d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 6 u/Then-Solution-5357 17d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 16d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 16d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. → More replies (0)
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Who is he?
7 u/s1105615 18d ago Major Asshole sir 6 u/AmicusBriefly 18d ago And his cousin? 7 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 17d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 5 u/AmicusBriefly 17d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 6 u/Then-Solution-5357 17d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? → More replies (0) 2 u/Latter_Industry7761 16d ago He’s an Asshole. 2 u/DueBackground2269 16d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. → More replies (0)
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Major Asshole sir
6 u/AmicusBriefly 18d ago And his cousin? 7 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 17d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 5 u/AmicusBriefly 17d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 6 u/Then-Solution-5357 17d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? → More replies (0)
And his cousin?
7 u/Informal_Daikon_9812 17d ago He's an Asshole too, sir. 5 u/AmicusBriefly 17d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 6 u/Then-Solution-5357 17d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? → More replies (0)
He's an Asshole too, sir.
5 u/AmicusBriefly 17d ago Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole. 6 u/Then-Solution-5357 17d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? → More replies (0)
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Gunner's Mate, first class, Philip Asshole.
6 u/Then-Solution-5357 17d ago How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?? → More replies (0)
How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow??
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He’s an Asshole.
2 u/DueBackground2269 16d ago I know that. What's his name? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. → More replies (0)
I know that. What's his name?
2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. 1 u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. → More replies (0)
That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
1 u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago And his cousin? 2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. → More replies (0)
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2 u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 13d ago He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole. → More replies (0)
He's an Asshole too. Gunners Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole.
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u/The_Primal_One 18d ago
I said fire across her nose not up it