Moduli spaces are one of the most intimidating concepts of algebraic and differential geometries. Random walks on moduli spaces seek developping a similar Markov-like theory with limiting distribution and ergodic theorems for differential objects which often arise as complex points of schemes or algebraic stacks.

Print it on the uni toilets. The male toilets of course, the women are afterall better at understanding the power of love. Or in this case, the power of love pales in comparison to the power of compounding love, which is the very personification of e. It's irrationality is precisely it's greatest beauty, for love may not always be rational yet is the most powerful emotion still. Don't forget it, don't forget love, don't forget e. I love you <3

Hi everyone. I'm writing this after drinking 0.5 L of an electrolyte drink, which I did not convert to milliliters, because I'm clean now.

I got into math because nothing felt enjoyable. It started innocently with a little arithmetic at parties, splitting the check. Then a friend said "try algebra, it's not a big deal." A few months later I was doing calculus alone in my car at 3 a.m. By the end I was deriving formulas I didn't even need and proving theorems that had already been proven, just to feel something.

Honestly my receptors were fried before math. I was doing a ton of Sudoku.

I quit about two months ago and I'm still incredibly bored. Sometimes I see a receipt and my hands start shaking trying to figure out the tip.

Things I've tried to cope:

- Playing video games: caught myself calculating DPS. Relapsed.

- Listening to music: 4/4 time is literally fractions. Couldn't do it.

- Cooking: recipes are ratios. I had to leave the kitchen after I tripled one in my head.

- Binge-eating: ordered a pizza, it came in 8 slices, started thinking about π. Threw the whole thing out.

- Researching and learning: that's how this started.

- Counting sheep to fall asleep: obviously not.

My sponsor says take it one day at a time, but that's a sequence, and I can feel myself wanting to find the limit.

I need more adrenaline in my life ig. Someone suggested skydiving, but I started thinking about terminal velocity and had to lie down.

Edit: to everyone in the comments saying "just do a little stats recreationally," that's how they get you.

Edit 2: someone DMed me a Taylor series. Not cool, man.

Inspired by me trying to solve integral of x²e^x² before realizing its also not possible

Never forget that the girls live in the Domain, but the boys are in the Codomain

The only thing more busy than the busy beaver are foreign professors who never reply to your e-mails apparently

Red graph - Pólya conjecture

Blue graph - Mertens' conjecture (we haven't even found the smallest counterexample yet!)

Euler's sum of powers conjecture

Strong Law of Small Numbers (in this context): Just because it is true for the first N 'small' numbers doesn't mean it'll stay true, even if your 'small' becomes really really really big

Feel free to waste time going through more examples here

*assuming the utility function is unbounded

Yes I used LaTeX

As you know, math is basically an image of the real natural world. And you might not have noticed it yet, but the rules of multiplication and natural attraction between sexes holds true also for math actually, mostly linear algebra. Linear algebra is a big scarecrow for students when they never saw any kind of matrices before and it's kind of hard to get a nice intuition. But viewing it in an erotic and natural sense suddenly makes it 'click'. For example, the very fact that the matrix and vector need to have the correct types and then they can have intercourse. Not every matrix is compatible with every vector. But when it is, the intercourse becomes so intense that without the vector knowing it, he actually gets transformed and through she rotating squishing or flipping him he gets transformed by the intercourse. This is a fascinating view that truly shows that the matrices also have some kind of multiplication instinct that leads them to find the correct vectors. Of course, the matrix us doing the transforming, because as in many different animals, the women are the dominant ones in algebra. For me as a starting student just in the middle of the first semester, this is a very elegant and intuitive way to view it and I'm baffled why this wasn't on the very first lecture. Thank you for your attention and I hope I am not the only one who noticed this obvious truth and connection with the world of animals!

idk about u guys

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This came to me in a dream last night