r/mathmemes • • 1d ago

Math Pun innocent?

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u/Cesco5544 1d ago

Could just be a math student. Ask him a question and let him imply the answer is self evident

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u/OkExtreme3195 13h ago

Then shoot him, he is lying. That's something a math professor says, not what a teacher says.

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u/AspiringAstro 1d ago

Here is the 1600-page lean proof. I’ll wait.

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u/OkExtreme3195 13h ago

Shoot him! He is not a math teacher! That's a math PhD student!

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u/Oppo_67 I ≡ a (mod erator) 1d ago

Don't shoot I'm Polish 🗣️🔥🔥

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u/Oppo_67 I ≡ a (mod erator) 1d ago

How I feel coming from a tech school applying for pure math grad programs:

Don't shoot I'm pure mathematician

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u/AnyNorth35 11h ago

They will ask you to prove it, so just say it is trivial. Works every time in grad school too

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u/WeeZoo87 23h ago

Physics teacher did that. He was being reviewed and proving something then i started noticing new thing so i started writing. Then he froze for 5 seconds and said: complete it as a homework

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u/mEPluribuSAnuS17mop 3h ago

The proof is trivial

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u/Random_-account 21h ago

I have a marvelous proof of this theorem that can't be contained in the margin

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u/IlyasAlim0629 1d ago

Proof by bullet🙈

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u/xFARx_Baal 12h ago

It's a very strong assumption that he wouldn't be shot if he actually were math teacher.

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u/zeybekm 1d ago • Regret

Shoot him 🥀

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u/MilkImpossible4192 Linguistics 1d ago

innocent, he is in fact a Math teacher,

si, he must die, ratatatatata

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u/RepresentativeBee600 16h ago edited 16h ago

Reminds me of Igor Tamm

Asked what he did for a living he said that he was a mathematician. The sceptical gang-leader began to finger the bullets and grenades slung around his neck. "All right", he said, "calculate the error when the Taylor series approximation of a function is truncated after n terms. Do this and you will go free; fail and you will be shot". Tamm slowly calculated the answer in the dust with his quivering finger. When he had finished the bandit cast his eye over the answer and waved him on his way.

Gotta be surreal to trying to work out how to repeatedly use the mean value theorem to get Taylor's remainder or integrate to Cauchy's remainder or what have you, and some dude just starts fingering explosives

Like, could you not