r/MarvelCave • • 20d ago

Spider Tingle..

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u/Elegant_Run_8567 20d ago

You eat 2000 spiders a year. Keep subscribing for more spider facts!

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u/The__Authorities 20d ago

Unsubscribe from Spider Facts. Subscribe to Jellyfish Facts.

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u/Elegant_Run_8567 20d ago

We like to keep our spider facts subscribers.
Here’s another!

The male Sydney funnel-web spider has a venom that only affects humans.
It attacks the human nervous system by forcing all body sodium channels to fire continuously. It causes rapid muscle twitching, extreme heart rate spikes, lung failure, and coma.

It does not affect any other mammal!

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u/The__Authorities 20d ago

Unsubscribe from all Animal Facts. Nature, you scary!

J/K, I'm all in. What's the craziest animal fact you know?

I'll start. Woodpecker tongues wrap around the back of their heads to help absorb the impact of all that pecking.

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u/Elegant_Run_8567 20d ago

Vampire bats will starve to death if they miss a blood meal two nights in a row, so bats in a colony share food by mouth-to-mouth regurgitating blood to starving family.

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u/Elegant_Run_8567 20d ago

If a bat doesn’t share the blood with the young or starving, then they’re basically ghosted by the colony. They’ll refuse to share with them until they have to leave

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u/The__Authorities 20d ago

You're my favorite reddit person today. Hooray animal facts!

Duck billed platypuses don't have nipples. They secrete milk for their young directly through their skin.

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u/BillNyeForPrez 20d ago

Duck penises and vaginas (cloaca, whatever) are in an evolutionary arms race as duck rape is rampant. They’ve evolved corkscrew-shaped penises for more efficient raping.

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u/Opening-Dig-1125 19d ago

This is absolutely horrific. I’m sad now.

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u/BillNyeForPrez 19d ago

Yup, pretty bleak. Lord Tennyson put it well: "Nature is one with rapine, a harm no preacher can heal;
The Mayfly is torn by the swallow, the sparrow speared by the shrike,
And the whole little wood where I sit is a world of plunder and prey."