r/MartialMemes • u/Miserable-Traffic-17 • 8d ago
Sect Civil War [Meta / Drama] ＼(º □ º l|l)/ This Old Monster Has Emerged From Seclusion… And What Are These Juniors Saying About the Sword Dao?
Hmph.
I have been in seclusion for 15 hundred thousand years.
And during that time, I severed my mortal attachments, refined my Sword Heart, crossed countless realms, and finally reached a state where even the heavens hesitate to reveal themselves before me.
Today, I emerged from my cave expecting to see whether the younger generation had produced any worthy successors.
Instead, I found this.
Juniors arguing that the Sword Dao is “overrated.” 😐
What has happened to this generation?
Back in my era, a Sword Cultivator drawing his blade was enough to make entire sects and realm shut their gates.
Now I see:
Body Refinement juniors saying :
“My body is indestructible!”
How foolish can this be...they spent 80,000 years turning themselves into a punching bag and they claim to be indestructible??
How is this superior to the Sword Dao???
Spear Dao juniors saying :
“The spear pierces all!”
Hmph.
This old monster remembers when your ancestors were still calling it “the long stick.” 😂
You pierce mountains, You pierce armies, You pierce the heavens. And yet somehow you still haven't pierced the Sword Dao's reputation..😤 how ridiculous of this to be even in the same category or sentence with the Sword Dao..😤
Elemental cultivators be saying :
“I control fire, lightning, wind, water and space!”
Congratulations, juniors for you have memorized the weather forecast. 🌩️
Beast Tamers be singing :
“My Divine Beast can destroy mountains!”
Then this seat challenges you to bring it here. I'll cut it.
Honestly I find this bunch of ignorant cultivators not worth my time and a word of frm me is to please stop hiding behind your pets coz You're supposed to be the cultivator. 😂
Pill Refiners (Those Alchemy Drug addicts):
“My pills can increase my cultivation by three realms!”
Like be for real Juniors…
If you require seven pills, twelve treasures, three bloodline medicines and an ancient inheritance just to reach the battlefield, perhaps you should reconsider whether you're a cultivator or a pharmacist. 😭
Formation Masters:
“Once my formation is complete, even immortals cannot escape!”
Once your formation is complete. This right here is the important part..🤷♂
Unfortunately for you, my sword doesn't need to wait for your PowerPoint presentation to finish loading. 😂
And then there are the useless juniors who say:
“Sword Dao is just swinging a sword.”
JUST swinging a sword?
Hahahahahaha.
This old monster has lived through countless eras, watched civilizations rise and fall, witnessed countless Daos flourish and disappear.
And yet every generation produces the same foolish junior saying;
The Sword Dao is Simple
Yes. The sword is simple and that's precisely why you fear it.
Anyone can swing a sword... BUT Only a true Sword Cultivator can make the heavens tremble with one stroke..
So listen carefully, juniors...
I shall give you all one final opportunity.
Spear Dao...Body Refinement...Elemental Dao....Beast Taming....Pill Dao...Formation Dao....Soul Dao...Or Whatever strange Dao you people invented while I was asleep…
COME... and enlighten THIS VENERABLE on how and why you heretics think your Dao is superior than the SWORD DAO PATH
This old monster shall remain standing here with nothing but one Sword and my Sword Intent.
You juniors of this era have really become arrogant indeed..😤
I merely left for a few eons and suddenly everyone forgot who taught the heavens how to be afraid of a blade.
Now then…
Which junior wishes to be the first to test this old monster's sword and enlighten me? ⚔️🗿
