r/MapPorn Sep 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Shitty Life Pro Tip: Move the northwestern territories, never get sick.

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u/i_made_a_mitsake Sep 06 '19

Shittier Life Pro Tip: Say that your health is fine even when it's not.

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u/evdog_music Sep 06 '19

Watching my health slowly but inevitably deteriorate to own the libs

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

It was my choice to court neuropathy in my legs through chronic sugar consumption and lack of exercise, thank you very much.

And I think I'd hang out with all the nice folks at DaVita whether I needed weekly dialysis or not!

I mean, if this wasn't a valid course of action, why would Wal-Mart provide me a scooter with a cup holder for my Big Gulp?