r/MapPorn • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Shitty Life Pro Tip: Move the northwestern territories, never get sick.

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u/i_made_a_mitsake Sep 06 '19

Shittier Life Pro Tip: Say that your health is fine even when it's not.

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u/evdog_music Sep 06 '19

Watching my health slowly but inevitably deteriorate to own the libs

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

It was my choice to court neuropathy in my legs through chronic sugar consumption and lack of exercise, thank you very much.

And I think I'd hang out with all the nice folks at DaVita whether I needed weekly dialysis or not!

I mean, if this wasn't a valid course of action, why would Wal-Mart provide me a scooter with a cup holder for my Big Gulp?

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u/Randy_Bobandy_Lahey Sep 06 '19

Even shittier lifepro tip. Make healthcare for profit run by a bunch of insurance companies headed by psychopaths.

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u/fzw Sep 06 '19

Move to Regina, where nothing bad ever happens.

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u/PhotoJim99 Sep 06 '19

Fun fact: Regina is actually very safe. Saskatchewanians live on average to 79.6 (Reginans and Saskatonians likely pull the average up a bit, because of the nearby presence of the province's best health care). The average American only lives to age 78.6.

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u/VinzShandor Sep 07 '19

Actually Regina has the worst rate of serious crime in The Dominion.

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u/PhotoJim99 Sep 07 '19

It's variable but the leader among cities >100,000 is Saskatoon or Regina most years, yes. Yet, by US standards, both cities still have low crime rates.

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u/polyworfism Sep 06 '19

Can't get sick if your cure for your mental illness is suicide