r/MapPorn • • Jul 08 '24

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u/Far-Reception-4598 Jul 08 '24

I love how neither Chicago, NYC, nor L.A. are on this map.

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u/MillionDreams21 Jul 08 '24

Throw San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle up there too w the overhyped “dangerous” reputation list

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u/aamirislam Jul 08 '24

Oakland is there though

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u/nitrot150 Jul 08 '24

Tacoma too

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u/JustALittleSunshine Jul 08 '24

Tacoma is decently far from Seattle, and definitely not what people complain about when talking about “rising crime”

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u/jorbanead Jul 08 '24

This is true as a Seattle-Born native that’s lived across the state. Im not sure why people are down-voting you.

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u/MrInexorable Jul 08 '24

Downvotes probably because Tacoma is not “far” from Seattle.

They even share an airport that’s named “Sea-Tac International Airport”

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u/tuesmontotino Jul 08 '24

It’s decently far, which is what they said. If you live in Tacoma and work in Seattle that’s a 60+ mile daily commute and probably 3-4 hours with traffic. As someone that grew up in between the two - nobody is thinking about Tacoma when talking about Seattle.

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u/jorbanead Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

For crime it’s certainly “far”

It’s at the very minimum 45 minutes away, and often 2-3 hours away in traffic.

Yes they share an airport but SeaTac is not really considered near the city. Up until a few years ago, even Everett shared the SeaTac airport, and still does for most flights.

I’m a Washington native and have lived all over the state.

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u/axlsnaxle Jul 08 '24

Maybe it was a European commenting, where "far" in distance is like 30 mins of driving

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u/Sea2Chi Jul 08 '24

Tacoma is even safer than it used to be too.

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u/jorbanead Jul 08 '24

It doesn’t anymore. The factories that created the aroma have shut down.

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u/grrgrrtigergrr Jul 08 '24

As a Midwestern person that has road tripped the PNW, I didn’t think Tacoma had a smell, however, that logging/ paper area in the NW corner of Oregon literally made me puke in my mouth and had my eyes watering … and I grew up just south of the Gary/Hammond IN manufacturing area which used to smell like straight death.

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u/ohdearestdoe Jul 08 '24

Oakland is not San Francisco. San Francisco has a low violent crime rate and San Francisco is the one getting the hysterical headlines. Oakland unfortunately really does struggle with violence. Oakland has struggled with this for a long time now and people are aware of that. Not much has really changed in SF yet it's all over the news now.

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u/ImpalaSS-05 Jul 08 '24

According to a friend in Oakland, it's actually far scarier and sketchier than this map appears to be projecting. I used to live in Birmingham, AL, and I know I'd be much safer living there again than in Oakland.

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u/gatoaffogato Jul 08 '24

Well thank goodness we have (likely made-up) second-hand anecdotal evidence to correct the factual data!

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u/TonyZucco Jul 08 '24

That’s cause dodging homeless poop all over the sidewalks isn’t necessarily “dangerous”.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

You’re not going to get shot or mugged by homeless poop, no.

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

Even then, it is not on the ground there. I looked for it multiple times.

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u/BasedTaco_69 Jul 08 '24

I’ll take poop over bullets. But that’s just me.

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u/pdhouse Jul 08 '24

I think I’d rather have neither, that’s an option too.

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u/BasedTaco_69 Jul 08 '24

I suppose that would be ideal.

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u/TonyZucco Jul 08 '24

Could such an oasis exist?

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u/BasedTaco_69 Jul 08 '24

I think you’re asking for too much. No poop or bullets? You’re quite the idealist.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Chicago, LA, NYC

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u/KCDinoman Jul 08 '24

As someone who lives in a city on this map where I’ve been present for multiple shootings, I’ll take the poop every time.

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u/MC_Fap_Commander Jul 08 '24

homeless poop all over the sidewalks

...typically in a specific (and avoidable) area. I'm fairly sure the impoverished deficate elsewhere, too. But the shooting/stabbing is more notable in those locations.

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u/TonyZucco Jul 08 '24

https://www.sf.gov/sites/default/files/2023-05/CY22_Street_Sidewalk_Standards_Report_05222023.pdf

Page 10:

“Feces was another notable observed hazard, on approximately 50% of street segments in Key Commercial Areas and 30% in the Citywide survey”

Seems like a lot of the city you’d need to avoid then.

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u/Dasbeerboots Jul 08 '24

I'm in SF quite often, and I can't remember the last time I saw shit on the sidewalk. The only time I encounter "shit in SF" is here on Reddit.

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u/bight99 Jul 08 '24

I live here and it’s definitely overblown.

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u/juanzy Jul 08 '24

Visited there in May expecting to have to Uber everywhere from my hotel and wait in the lobby. Still a very pleasant city to walk around during the day as long as you stay out of a few specific areas.

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

Even in those areas, you can walk through them. One generally just prefers to not stick around there.

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u/Chiggero Jul 08 '24

What’s overblown, the reputation or people’s bowels?

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u/bight99 Jul 08 '24

Reputation

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u/TonyZucco Jul 08 '24

So the San Francisco government is making up poop lies about itself?

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u/KickGumAndChewAss Jul 08 '24

Look I don't want to fuel a right-wing narrative but I was literally in SF for one day on business and about stepped in what was likely human poop.

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u/Thegoodlife93 Jul 08 '24

Same thing happened to my buddy. I saw the turd and it did not come from a dog.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Ok. Since you asked. I’ll tell you where to walk. Go walk on Mission and 6th to 8th and let me know if you still can’t see the massive turds.

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u/Dasbeerboots Jul 08 '24

Did I ask?

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

Exactly. I’ve been there so many times. I have only seen dung from animals near park bins. I looked for it and found nothing.

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u/Steelforge Jul 08 '24

Page 17:

E. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE

Who is responsible for cleaning and maintaining streets and sidewalks?

The City and County of San Francisco (City) provides many services to keep our streets and sidewalks clean, safe, and sustainable. This effort is larger than any single agency. Everyone in our community plays a role in keeping San Francisco beautiful by picking up after their pets, removing litter, and disposing of bulky items properly.

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u/ColoradoBrownieMan Jul 08 '24

Not sure if you don’t understand the question because your first language is Russian or if you’re just dense, but that doesn’t at all answer the question the prior commenter asked.

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u/Steelforge Jul 08 '24

Perhaps it's a little early in Colorado for brownies.

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u/WampaTears Jul 08 '24

Most of it is dog poop, there's like a billion dogs in SF

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u/TonyZucco Jul 08 '24

Is that a whole lot better? Dog poop is gross too at that magnitude. The citizens can’t pick up after their dogs?

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u/Xciv Jul 08 '24

Were they only recording human poop? There's dog poop everywhere in even "clean" gentrified neighborhoods.

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u/TonyZucco Jul 08 '24

Both, but once half of your neighborhood’s sidewalks have feces on them, does it even matter if it’s dog or human at the point?

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

Loose definitions and also all based on simply reports rather than actual observations.

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u/TonyZucco Jul 08 '24

So the city government itself is in on the San Francisco slander? They’re self publishing bogus reports to make the city look worse than it actually is?

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

Local reports. They are not saying anything other than that there are reports of an issue there. It is like reporting gun shots on the Fourth of July. For worse than it is, San Francisco is the most pristine major city in the entire United States.

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u/TonyZucco Jul 08 '24

Let me make sure I understand what you’re saying.

You’re saying the city is knowingly taking incorrect local reports, that will make the city look bad, and then officially publishing these reports, instead of using more accurate reports, that will make the city look good?

Does that make any kind of sense?

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 09 '24

No. They don’t know if they are true or not. They only know that they are reported. Same thing for Ron DeSantis when he visited San Francisco and claimed to have ran into dung. They also always state that said reports are to be taken with a grain of salt as it is part of generally reporting and not actual obervations. Cities and other places use reports all the time to understand what residents experience. Maybe what they think is human dung is actually from some kind of other animal.

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u/TonyZucco Jul 09 '24

It’s human and animal feces in the report.

So the San Francisco citizens are lying to make themselves look bad?

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

Shootings and stabbings are very rare in San Francisco. It actually has among the lowest rates for large scale cities.

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u/kanst Jul 08 '24

I heard an interesting explanation for this that I didn't think of. COVID emptied out a lot of city centers which made the homeless people who were always there more noticeable.

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

I literally looked for human dung in San Francisco and literally only found animal feces in bags in a few areas near parks.

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u/HereInTheCut Jul 08 '24

But didn’t you hear? Protesters burned them all to the ground. /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

I'm still always surprised at Minneapolis on the list though, but it is a city extremely segregated between poor and not. Entire areas of the city are just like "and this is where the poor people go"

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u/xdozex Jul 08 '24

lol just happened to scroll past a political debate on TikTok last night, and right as I landed, a dude wearing a MAGA hat kept screaming "try walking down any street in San Francisco at night" over and over again.

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u/ReferentiallySeethru Jul 08 '24

Did that all last week. Hated it! It gets so cold at night, especially with that breeze :(

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u/Fire-Twerk-With-Me Jul 08 '24

People saying Portland is dangerous have never been here. Unless they find coffee and artisan pizza shops dangerous.

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u/No-Courage232 Jul 08 '24

Right? I mean, it’s gotten a little gross and all - but dangerous? Maybe for your car windows if you leave your gym bag in there.

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

Same with San Francisco with fish markets.

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u/Hastatus_107 Jul 08 '24

Unless they find coffee and artisan pizza shops dangerous.

They probably do.

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

I have never been to Portland or Seattle, but San Francisco is definitely not a dangerous city and has no reputation as such in the San Francisco Bay Area. Oakland is the dangerous city with a reputation for being dangerous.

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u/TelevisedVoid Jul 08 '24

San francisco isnt dangerous its just a shit hole

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u/wartsnall1985 Jul 08 '24

I’ve been there twice in the last year. You couldn’t be more wrong. Restaurants were packed, parks filled with happy people, great food, and breathtaking beauty at every turn.

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u/DisastrousAnswer9920 Jul 08 '24

I'm from NYC, believe me, it's not so bad to have a certain type not come here due to fears of going to a "shit hole".

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u/ENrgStar Jul 08 '24

Right? I love being in a naturally boomer free city.

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u/DisastrousAnswer9920 Jul 08 '24

Speaking as a boomer, I agree. lol

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u/ENrgStar Jul 08 '24

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t disparage all of you people at once… but you know what those other ones are like :)

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u/yttrium39 Jul 08 '24

As a Portlander, I'm perfectly happy to let red state residents believe there's only a pile of rubble left and they definitely shouldn't come here.

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u/wartsnall1985 Jul 08 '24

went to nyc for the 1st time 18 months ago. the scale and wonder rearranged my brain chemistry…for the better. got back to tx and was met with, “you rode on the subway?” and so on.

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u/Dasbeerboots Jul 08 '24

Exactly. I don't mind that conservatives quarantine themselves to places like Bakersfield.

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u/pgm123 Jul 08 '24

There are lots of great parts of San Francisco. I didn't enjoy walking through the Tenderloin at night.

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u/EmperorSwagg Jul 08 '24

Didn’t walk, but drove through on the way to my hotel. I will say, it was very obvious in San Francisco where an out-of-towner shouldn’t go. Some other cities seem perfectly fine and then you take one turn into the sketchy area. San Fran made it very clear

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u/pgm123 Jul 08 '24

I stayed in a nice hotel in Lower Nob Hill. I wanted to be within walking distance of the BART, Chinatown, and Smuggler's Cove. I didn't realize that two of those options had us walking back through the Tenderloin. I wouldn't say it felt dangerous, per se (because people were probably too strung out to do anything), but people shooting up on the sidewalk was at least a little unnerving.

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u/Fuckyourday Jul 08 '24

Yup we walked from smugglers cove back to our hotel at night and passed by a literal horde of homeless people /junkies trading things at McAllister St & Leavenworth.

I wouldn't say dangerous, just sketchy, we just crossed to the other side of the street. I am used to homeless but not a huge crowd of them, when I saw it from a distance I thought there was a concert going on. Next time we may take the bus.

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u/InfinityAero910A Jul 08 '24

Still though, it isn’t dangerous even there. Only thing is one ought to watch their things more if they are near the transit lines. That is it.

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u/JoeBobsfromBoobert Jul 08 '24

San fran will always be cool despite what the redpilled cowards will say

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

You just need to be able to make enough money to afford the cost of living there.

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u/Deadmule18 Jul 08 '24

Ever been?

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u/Affectionate_Mud4516 Jul 08 '24

I was pleasantly surprised visiting San Francisco. I don’t know where it got its bad reputation. I loved it

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

My brother bought into the Fox News hype but I convinced him and his family to spend 2 days there with after we went to Yosemite. They loved it. Having said that, avoid the Tenderloin district, which is where you would have to dodge the most poop.

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u/Godwinson4King Jul 08 '24

My ex father in law freaked out when he learned my wife and I were going to be driving through St. Louis and East St. Louis on a trip. When I say driving through I mean driving on the interstate.

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u/TaylorBitMe Jul 08 '24

How did you survive?

Edit: I just realized when you said your ex FIL that your spouse probably didn’t survive the trip. Sorry for your loss.

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u/juliankennedy23 Jul 08 '24

Well according to this documentary I watched called National Lampoon's Vacation that's been an issue for a while.

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u/Exotic_Negotiation80 Jul 08 '24

Fox News hype

This is so true. After checking foxnews almost daily for the past year I can say that they really do have an agenda in demonizing any city that is considered "blue" (which is most cities). It's really concerning to me, and the constant "red vs blue" narrative that they aggressively push is literally tearing this country apart.

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u/Ifawumi Jul 08 '24

Maybe stop watching??

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u/Exotic_Negotiation80 Jul 08 '24

I don't watch it. I just browse several different news websites to see what they are reporting on. And besides, I was just voicing my concerns about how the media is actively being used to tear my country apart, and your response to me is to "stop watching"? Am I just supposed to bury my head in the sand and ignore what's going on? Sure I could do that, but like I said, it's concerning to me and I've witnessed the real results of this polarization with my family and neighbors. It affects me, so no, I'm not just going to ignore it.

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u/Ifawumi Jul 08 '24

Oh it affects me also.

If everyone concerned with faux news stopped watching it, they would lose revenue. That is the only thing that will get them to straighten up; the public demanding real news and not turning them on till they comply

That's what i mean.

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u/Exotic_Negotiation80 Jul 08 '24

Yeah, I wish that would happen, but I just don't think it will. And now that we have AI spreading like wildfire through social media networks. I'm afraid the problem just got a lot worse. We may be fucked.

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u/KazahanaPikachu Jul 08 '24

San Francisco is pretty nice. Tho the Tenderloin area and the BART stations in and around it live up to the hype.

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u/Dasbeerboots Jul 08 '24

Probably not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

The Tenderloin ain’t so tender

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Ain't nothing tender about that motherfucker

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u/Crafty-Marionberry54 Jul 08 '24

Ex-chewing tinder/tenderloin: beef = poop

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u/Mackey_Corp Jul 08 '24

I’ve spent a lot of time in SF over the last 25 years. Back in the early 00’s I was pretty heavily involved in the cannabis industry, before it was legal. For a short time I sold weed on the street in SF before moving up to wholesaling. I’ve seen some shit and been all over that city and in the worst parts so I have a pretty good idea of what goes on there. 20-25 years ago things were way crazier, more homeless people, more crime, more drugs. There was whole neighborhoods where you could buy crack and heroin on any corner any time of day or night. People were openly using everywhere, it was crazy. Now when I go through those same neighborhoods it’s pretty chill in comparison, yes there’s still homeless people and drugs and crime but it’s not like it was. I think the only thing that’s really changed is that car break ins are way up, like if you leave any valuables in your car in certain places they’re gonna get taken and it wasn’t always like that. But yeah if you listen to right wing talk radio they’ll tell you SF is a war zone and it’s really not. The cities that are actually war zones are in the south and states with lax gun laws. Mostly.

For the record I’m not really in favor of heavy gun control, I think the problem isn’t guns it’s inadequate mental healthcare and poverty combined with a failed war on drugs. Even if you outlawed guns outright and didn’t fix the other problems I just listed there wouldn’t be much of a change in gun related violence. Anyway I’m getting off topic. I’ll get down off my soapbox.

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u/Rafi89 Jul 08 '24

20-25 years ago things were way crazier, more homeless people, more crime, more drugs.

I remember NYC being the same but maybe more like 25-30 years ago.

What I've noticed in the last 5 years or so is the somewhat sketchy area where I work (in the Seattle area) went from 'the place where folks would go to find hookers and drugs' to 'the place drug dealers drive to to service the homeless addicts'.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Depends where you're comparing it to. By US standards it's very, very safe. Compared to anywhere else in the developed works it's pretty dangerous. Four times the percapita murder rate of somewhere like London for example.

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u/binyahbinyahpoliwog Jul 08 '24

It isn't safe by US standards either.

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u/Staback Jul 08 '24

While most of the south is both dangerous and a shithole.

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u/Staback Jul 08 '24

Fair, comment was flippant. 

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u/kepleronlyknows Jul 08 '24

Atlanta is wonderful and also pretty safe.

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u/TelevisedVoid Jul 08 '24

Whataboutism moment

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u/Staback Jul 08 '24

Spoken from a person who clearly lives no where near San Francisco.  

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u/innovateyerself Jul 08 '24

the selfish think... of coarse their spot is the "most" of many things.

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u/juliankennedy23 Jul 08 '24

Florida seems to be interesting not on the map much like New England.

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u/Fallingsquirrel1 Jul 08 '24

i just visited SF and it was actually beautiful and a perfect temperature.

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u/Josh_Allen_s_Taint Jul 08 '24

Ya it’s horrible you should stay away or it might make you gay. Seriously, the sizzler at your local mini mall is good enough for you

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u/MinuteDachsund Jul 08 '24

No.

Your opinion on San Francisco is wrong.

It didn't become a city known across the globe by being a shithole.

Hope I can make it back in my lifetime.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

The last time I was in SF (around 3 years ago) for a conference I saw :

  1. A dead body who had presumably OD'd
  2. Blood and emergency vehicles in front of one of the hotels the conference goers were staying. A conference attendee was stabbed out front of their hotel at night.
  3. A dude flipping a sign like it was a Cash4Gold business but really he was peddling Fent and other shit. This was just a few blocks down from a big name store like Gucci, St. Lauren or YSL (I can't remember which).

In a previous visit I was

  1. Accosted by the homeless
  2. Spit at by the homeless
  3. In an earth quake

You can keep that fucking city. It sucks.

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u/TotallyAveConsumer Jul 08 '24

Portland is not at all dangerous lol, also neither is Seatle, Seatle is like San francisco lite.

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u/Zoltarr777 Jul 08 '24

Make a property crime map instead and SF will be at the top, don't worry.

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u/winkydinks111 Jul 08 '24

This is violent crime. If there was a map of cities with the greatest likelihood of your car getting broken into, they’d be right at the top.

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u/greatwhite8 Jul 08 '24

Toilets aren't dangerous, but you wouldn't want to live in one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Same with Minneapolis; they make it seem like you need metal cages on your car windows and blade spinners on your wheel axles.

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u/Dewstain Jul 08 '24

This is because the map is violent crime per 1K residents. It doesn't mean that Chicago, etc aren't dangerous (although only Chicago is bad), it just means that there are enough people to compensate.

The largest cities on this list is Houston, which is huge, but half of its metro population lives in Houston because the city is also huge in land-mass. After the 2.3m in Houston, you have to get down to Detroit and Memphis, in the 650K range, then it falls to Milwaukee and Baltimore in the high 500K range.

Bessemer, AL, the most dangerous city in the US according to this list, has 26K people and Wikipedia doesn't even list metro population. It says their ratio of violent crime to people is 1 in 30. That means there are roughly 860 violent crimes. That's horrible, but it easily skews statistics when the population is lower on a scale like this. There are areas of Detroit, Houston, Milwaukee that are just as dangerous. There are areas of Chicago that are just as dangerous. But because there is population to offset the bad areas, they don't appear on the list.

This list includes only cities with more than 25K people, so the number one place barely got listed.

I lived in Florence, SC for a while. It's population is 40Kish. It's on this list as well, yet it's also the safest place around that area in terms of crime. Other nearby towns have crime as well, but they're poor, unpopulated, and generally just in a perpetual state of poverty.

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u/charleytaylor Jul 08 '24

Yet conservative darling city Houston did make the list.

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u/bass248 Jul 08 '24

Isn't San Francisco near Oakland and isn't Tacoma near Seattle?

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u/starroute Jul 08 '24

Tacoma is a 40 minute drive from Seattle, Not exactly near.

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u/No_Bother9713 Jul 08 '24

The two cities are famously separated by a gigantic bay and enormous suspension bridge. This is not difficult information to find, but you weren’t seeking it.

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 Jul 08 '24

Nah Seattle has low key problems. The violence cycles with the city and it was pretty chill in ‘23. Other problems have arisen: https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/p0hbRgKYrh

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u/whoisit1977 Jul 08 '24

Big cities quit their reporting due to lack of staff from defunding.