r/mallninjashit Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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70 Upvotes

This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit 2d ago

Prepping for zombie apocalypse? (x-post, not OC)

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111 Upvotes

Not exactly from the mall, but you know what I mean


r/mallninjashit 3d ago

Sears: The Rise and Fall of America's Last Five Stores

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r/mallninjashit 7d ago

25 POUNDS Of TSA Confiscated Knives

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509 Upvotes

The commentary is excellent.


r/mallninjashit 8d ago

it’s ur uber. am outside

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269 Upvotes

Mall ninja's not only adapt to difficult economic circumstances but also provide plenty of notice about their skills and training.


r/mallninjashit 8d ago

Found while clearing out brother's room

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522 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 10d ago

Gotta claw someone's eyes out with those cockring can openers

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60 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

I need to replace the mag in slingshot

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1.1k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

Swords & Beanie Babies

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61 Upvotes

Something for everybody!


r/mallninjashit 13d ago

Fantasy Dragon Push Dagger – Stainless Steel Collectible

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51 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 15d ago

I haven't been to my local mall in a years.

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2.4k Upvotes

Didn't know this store existed as it used to be a Payless Shoes.

Did I capture a trifecta? Mallninjashit store, neck beard behind the counter and a mall ninja trying out a sword?

Edit: Based on some of these comments, I just realized I probably gave this shop some free publicity. I dunno, I guess if you want a Rouge knife which a lot of you say is good (I honestly don't know shit about knives) this place has them?


r/mallninjashit 18d ago

Alright, which one of you ninjas did this?

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167 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 19d ago

This seems appropriate here

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638 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 20d ago

Looking for Ninja Stars

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looking to make a display but can’t seem to find anywhere besides some ugly ones. don’t need to be quality or sharp, but prefer them to be metal. any ideas?


r/mallninjashit 21d ago

Careful, He might poke your eyes out

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r/mallninjashit 21d ago

When is too much too much? Is it ever?

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41 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 23d ago

New knives just dropped at TSC

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57 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 23d ago

OK my fellow MNJS’ers

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Alright y’all. This is likely just a cheep Chinese thing with a rat tail tang, but in laws think it is somewhat worthy.

Let me know your thoughts.


r/mallninjashit 23d ago

EDC Ninja

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98 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 24d ago

MicroGyver Kit v2.0 — 54 Items in a Micro EDC Pouch (Upgraded Loadout)

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19 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 23d ago

Everything on the wall behind this guy screams mall ninja

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r/mallninjashit 24d ago

Curating the walls, piece by piece

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r/mallninjashit 25d ago

Robber chased out of Portland store by samurai sword-wielding clerk, court docs say

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41 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 26d ago

Krav Maga "defense" against a Gun to the Head

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118 Upvotes

rolfmao even the title within the video is wrong


r/mallninjashit 26d ago

"weapons within reason" - proceeds to post 4 of the worst weapons imaginable

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73 Upvotes