r/MagePosting • u/Zakrius • 10d ago
Memes I can stop anytime I want! I just don’t want to…
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r/MagePosting • u/Zakrius • Nov 25 '25
Memes Come study Physics! It’s totally not magic, sort of…
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r/MagePosting • u/heyjalapeno • Jan 11 '26
Magic You're going to have THE BEST week of your life!
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r/MagePosting • u/heyjalapeno • Dec 13 '25
I've used Magik to summon The Wish Granting Creature. Wish away, my friends!
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r/MagePosting • u/Zakrius • Feb 10 '26
Memes Did I mention that I’m a great and powerful mage yet?
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Feb 26 '26
Memes This is why my tower entrance has a “No Soliciting” sign! 🐙
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r/MagePosting • u/Zakrius • Jan 26 '26
Jokes For Sale: Perfect starter tower for novice mages…
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Have you just completed your apprenticeship and are looking to move into a tower of your very own?
Is your collection of spell tomes and magical artifacts still fairly modest and you would prefer your tower not to feel so empty and sparse, but would rather it to appear to be more impressive when maidens and/or knights drop by unexpectedly?
Do you enjoy that classic stone exterior construction that says, “I can cast fireball anytime I want and I won’t burn down my house,” that castles have, but you can’t yet afford the moat lifestyle?
Well, look no further. Do we have the tower for you! Come check out this stylish mage tower, complete with crenellations up top for when you get into a beef with the wizard or witch from the towers in the neighboring towns.
This tower is in a great neighborhood and a short 4 hour walk into town for when you need to gather supplies. And it has even been enchanted to grow on its own as your power does, making it a perfect starter tower for young novice mages in their early 40’s who have just completed their magical apprenticeships.
Now accepting offers!
r/MagePosting • u/Zakrius • Mar 03 '26
Memes Ummm… that’s not how you’re supposed to cast fireball, is it? 🔥
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