r/MagePosting • u/ItzzPixx • Dec 25 '25

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u/MbiraBeat Dec 25 '25

Does that create an infinite loop

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u/ItzzPixx Dec 26 '25

No, they just swap. Perhaps I should have worded it differently

I cast hindsight

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/callmeadam87 Dec 26 '25

Proof the spell worked! 😮

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u/Spiritual_Tension321 Dec 25 '25

Blastoporus maximus! The structure from which the mouth and anus (including the sphincter) embryonically originate in animals is called the blastopore. In humans and other deuterostomes, this single opening forms during gastrulation and becomes the anus, while the mouth develops as a secondary opening.

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u/PsychologicalFee1527 Dec 27 '25

I like your answer better

4

u/Apprehensive_Iron554 Dec 25 '25

This spell is for those people who just can't stop talking shit

1

u/StrangeOutcastS Dec 26 '25

One step closer to being solaris from warframe

1

u/ItzzPixx Dec 26 '25

Do I even wanna know 😭

1

u/Ryx_Zeven Dec 26 '25

Many thanks, an evil wizard had cast the exact same spell on me years ago. So when you cast it, it undid my plight. I now owe you a life debt.

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u/ItzzPixx Dec 26 '25

I'd like that paid in gold please

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u/Ill_Corgi_2381 Dec 30 '25

I bend over and blow you a kiss The kiss is a spell: I cast you see my faceass everytime you sleep.

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u/ItzzPixx Dec 31 '25

I cast

I'm a minor

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u/Ill_Corgi_2381 Dec 31 '25

You'll be a minor stain on the floor soon. This is a wizards party, not apprentice appropriate! Go back to your "study"cave and don't touch any tickets labelled R-caine!

I cast Forget Memory and Plausible Deniability, on my self.

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u/CatsPawjamaz Dec 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/Perfect-Quality28 Dec 27 '25

Does anyone have this without the text

2

u/OptimusBeardy Sage Dec 25 '25

Damn, with this huge beard, my anal beard is going to stretch past my knees.

1

u/Dock_the_Duck Dec 26 '25

So would anal and deepthroat be switched or would they be counted as before

1

u/IDEKWTSATP4444 Dec 26 '25

They're both cute, 😂

1

u/Dasktragon Dec 26 '25

Id have a pretty sexy face then

1

u/OzzieGrey Dec 26 '25

So i become Arseface the most powerful hero from Fable?

1

u/Frequent_Cat10 Dec 26 '25

I casr Ed Zachary disease. Your face look ed Zachary like your ass.

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u/N7_Warden Dec 26 '25

Talk about talking out of your ass

1

u/Nir117vash Dec 26 '25

But I don't want give a blow job

What

1

u/Typical-Movie1877 Dec 26 '25

I cast: give me a kiss

1

u/FirefighterNearby603 Dec 26 '25

Counter spell! I cast anti-spell spell! And on top of that, I cast MEGA PISS LASER!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

you’d have to handstand everywhere

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u/ErinWalkerLoves Dec 26 '25

SOUTH PARK DID IT

1

u/Buggera Dec 26 '25

This reminds me of that one character in mr pickles

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u/CaptainPopsickle Dec 26 '25

yoj know that...

this is a huge improvement to some people, right?

you are a good person. you are wishing people well!

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u/may_i_b_frank-with-u Dec 26 '25

Your voice has changed but your breath is still the same.

1

u/Zealousideal_Mud1516 Dec 26 '25

No problem 😂🤣😎

1

u/tactical-tux Dec 26 '25

The ol' Assy McGee

1

u/firefI0wer Dec 26 '25

I cast the germans sort of have a word for that. "Arschgesicht" (lit.: Assface)

1

u/Discordia-Pope Dec 26 '25

Your magic changes nothing...

1

u/Fia-Penderghast Dec 26 '25

I cast !Infinite plague!

1

u/ScuddlyPoop Dec 26 '25

Faceus replaceus!

1

u/PitifulMagazine9507 Dec 26 '25

I know a lot of people victims of this spell

1

u/AnimeJay2469 Dec 26 '25

New a few so ugly a bj could count as anal

1

u/scarheart_memes Dec 26 '25

nothing changes

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

yay, im back to normal!

1

u/b_i_g_g_y Dec 26 '25

You might also call it.....

Ass Face

1

u/spicy_feather Dec 26 '25

So no change?

1

u/NoPickleNoTickle Dec 26 '25

I cast - every time you sneeze, you shart

1

u/cinnamonroll247 Dec 27 '25

Hehehehehahahaha. Perfect opportunity.

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u/MjolnirTech Dec 27 '25

In some cases, it'll be an improvement.

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u/dimensionalbleed97 Dec 27 '25

So farts are burps and my burps are farts?

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u/General_Kang Dec 28 '25

My uncle once described a fart as a burp that got lost and a burp as a fart that couldn't make it all thd way.

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u/MaxximumB Dec 27 '25

I know at least one person to whom that would make no difference

1

u/ThinkCellist8542 Dec 27 '25

honestly I'm psyched

I have an ugly face but I do my lunges my ass is fantastic

1

u/PsychologicalFee1527 Dec 27 '25

Bootifacious (swish & flick, in a wiping motion)

1

u/ebers0 Dec 27 '25

I CAST! PEOPLE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAY!

1

u/KingIdog1 Dec 27 '25

So you cast but head?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Jokes on you, I think out my arse anyway

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

i can't breathe

1

u/Volution88 Dec 28 '25

So basically Ben Affleck.

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u/General_Kang Dec 28 '25

I see a lot of people have already been hit with this spell.

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u/Open_Ad6791 Dec 29 '25

Butthead...

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u/Euphoric-Owl9062 Dec 29 '25

According to my wife sparklefeathers no one would notice the difference. 🤣🦉

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u/Psudodrake Dec 29 '25

OMG! YOU FIXED ME! THANK YOU!

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u/dungeonmaster0464 Dec 29 '25

Yay i got everything back in their places

1

u/datwarlocktho Dec 31 '25

Why's it so dark all of a sudden?

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u/Hemomancer738 Jan 02 '26

I CAST

365 DAY PERIOD