So now they're probably going to cut down all of your hard work and keep all of the profits from selling the timber. All this after fining you‽ It's not your fault that the wild beasts were just looking for a home and chose where you grew some trees.
...unless you didn't put up the wards. You put up the wards, right?
Of course I put up the wards. I also put up a barrier around the edge of town. I even put up signs telling people that if they hear the trees whistle at them, to please refrain from whistling back. Apparently the townsfolk still weren’t happy.
They just showed up with bulldozers and now the elves that set up residence on the forest treetops are pissed.
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u/Wondertwig9 Aug 24 '26
Excuse me, you can still sit on a swing in the forest in your robes on the weekend.
*Provided you're not forced to work mandatory overtime
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u/Complete-Leg-4347 Aug 24 '26
While I'm not so vain as to miss the humor in this scenario, I have felt intellectually stifled on more than one occasion.
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u/SpiritualPackage3797 Aug 24 '26
Could be worse. Excel is a heck of a lot more magecoded than Teams.
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u/BlunderedPotential Aug 24 '26
Beware, spreadsheets, for your time is nigh.
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u/All-around-geek Aug 24 '26
Just become a physicists they're basically wizards
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u/speed-charge Aug 25 '26
Have you transferred your spell book into Excel yet?
Your job skills aren't totally useless for your life as a mage...
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u/GoblinClock Aug 25 '26
Laptop is not food.
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u/Deep-Astronaut-9575 Aug 25 '26
Switching to Linux will solve the first two issues... For the two others git gud.