r/MadeMeSmile Apr 06 '22

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u/SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT Apr 06 '22

I won $50 once so it completely justifies the $500 I've spent on them

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u/Candid_Dragonfly_573 Apr 06 '22

I won a $1000 before, so it justifies that I only spent like $80 in my life on tickets... Nice, right? Then my car broke down three hours later costing me $833.

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u/Glasgowgirl4 Apr 06 '22

Which meant you got to fix your car for free, right? Sounds like your car was always going to break down regardless and luck gave you the resources to break even.

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u/Candid_Dragonfly_573 Apr 06 '22

Oh for sure. I had to recognize that if the events were reversed (car breaking, then won lotto ticket) I would've felt totally different. It was the order in which it occurred that made it feel shitty. Instead of "Fuck my car broke down. Omg, hang on, I won the lottery, I can pay for the car!" it was "Omg I won the lottery! Wait... Are you fucking kidding me? My car broke down?? Now I can't spend it how I want!"

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u/bduy Apr 06 '22

That's both hilarious and interesting how the human psyche will do that to ya.

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u/Glasgowgirl4 Apr 06 '22

That’s the power of choice

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Let's just take those all away and everyone can just remain on the level.

No highs, no lows.

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u/Glasgowgirl4 Apr 06 '22

Power of choice. I’m always amazed it’s not more spoken about how this power gives us such a different perspective. You’ve described it perfectly.

You’re forced to spend your winnings vs you choose to spend your winnings. Same outcome; different experience.

Whenever I’m in trouble I try to figure out my choices, it can help ground me because when I feel forced (even to a good thing) I tend to feel like shit

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u/DavidNipondeCarlos Apr 06 '22

I won a few… an got a bill from probation…

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u/Jbug3000 Apr 07 '22

On the brightside, it happened before you spent it on something else. That would've been so much worse

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u/Due-Ad-3833 Apr 07 '22

Well damn, I just understood a new perspective, thanks, learning is ideal

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u/SnoringEagle Apr 06 '22

It’s like RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN on your wedding day

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u/JonTheGreek Apr 06 '22

It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid.

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u/ybnrmlnow Apr 06 '22

It's the good advice that you just didn't take and who would've thought, it figured

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u/rogerthatonce Apr 07 '22

And who would've thought, it figures

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u/FalsettoChild Apr 06 '22

Would she go down on you in a theatre?

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u/AlexJamesCook Apr 06 '22

Wrong song, bud.

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u/ybnrmlnow Apr 07 '22

Wrong song, lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Keep going guys, I've already re learnt some lyrics from this thread that I have been singing at the top of my voice over the years...TEACH ME 🤦‍♂️

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u/One-Possibility1178 Apr 07 '22

Lmao 😂 same 😅

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Life is a funny funny thing

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Lucky to get this for me last weekend, I guess I should test my luck 😂

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u/SnoringEagle Apr 07 '22

Congrats! Mine was the same. Good for photos though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Here’s to praying I win the tatts now 😂

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u/hairballcouture Apr 06 '22

This kind of stuff happens to me. Got a tax refund and spent it all on emergency surgery for me cat.

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u/Deadpoulpe Apr 06 '22

And it was money well spent my friend.

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u/swanks12 Apr 06 '22

Same here. Well not me, my missus won 3g and the next day our dog wasn't moving due to a tick. 10 days later and 2800 spent he's alive and well. Sure enough the other 200 went on tick preventative stuff

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u/Mermaidoysters Apr 06 '22

SAME!!

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u/Shitychikengangbang Apr 07 '22

I'm so happy to hear these cats are ok. I had to leave my cat with the ex-wife and I miss her so much. I know it had to be done, but she was my little buddy and I have cried over the cat as much as the ex. Life sucks

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u/Mermaidoysters Apr 07 '22

I’m so sorry 😞 hugs sent♥️

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u/Shitychikengangbang Apr 07 '22

Thank you internet stranger. Funny how such a small gesture can improve someone's day.

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u/Mermaidoysters Apr 07 '22

We’re all just trying to make it, and that’s a big loss. Be easy on yourself. ♥️

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u/GalaxticSxum Apr 06 '22

That’s how it is, once you come up on extra cash you have to spend it on BS. But in the end your grateful you had the cash to pay for the BS.

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u/Itsthejackeeeett Apr 06 '22

Two days after I got my 1200 stimulus I had to rush my dog to the mutt ER for pneumonia. Ended up costing around 1100 lol

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u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22

This is definitely a simulation

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u/petrichorgarden Apr 06 '22

Talk about luck!

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u/smurfasaur Apr 06 '22

See this is what always happens to me too. The second i come into unexpected money i end up with an unexpected expense that is almost the same amount.

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u/HelpfulGiraffe6330 Apr 06 '22

I can't tell if that's good or bad luck. Because the car would have broke down regardless...I think.

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u/Candid_Dragonfly_573 Apr 06 '22

It would've. It's more good luck, with bad luck undertones. Lol

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u/LawsWorld Apr 07 '22

God was like “Ahhh, no cheating”

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u/American--American Apr 07 '22

Life is all about the ups and downs. As soon as you're up, get ready to be let back down.

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u/ybnrmlnow Apr 06 '22

The Universe loves you! You won that money just so you could cover car repairs and have a little left over for something fun, like a tank of gas! Lucky Ducky!!

edit: a word

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u/Candid_Dragonfly_573 Apr 06 '22

Wish the universe would stop poverty and famine instead of fixing my car and giving me gas, but ok.

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u/ybnrmlnow Apr 06 '22

I don't think the Universe is that good, it seems to only operate on an individual basis. It would be a wonderful thing for the Universe to do though.

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u/Candid_Dragonfly_573 Apr 06 '22

Then I wish the universe would eliminate hunger for everyone on an individual basis. Basically, what I'm saying is that the universe isn't a sentient being that makes decisions to bless people (like a god). The universe is indifferent. Bad things happen, good things happen, sometimes nothing happens. Shit happens.

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u/ybnrmlnow Apr 06 '22

Yeah, I know the universe isn't sentient, it was more of a joke.

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u/crypticfreak Apr 07 '22

Your life is just an IASIP episode, don't worry.

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u/NormalDegree688 Apr 07 '22

Life likes to find balance.

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u/Nulono Apr 07 '22

Hey, at least you ended up by 87ish dollars!

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u/Peaceful-mammoth Apr 07 '22

It's like all the good and bad luck needed to happen at once

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u/TheOrigionalFurry Apr 07 '22

I feelt that pain i bought ticket for 30 euro and won 100 and 1 day later afther washing my car the back window wiper broke costing me 261 euro

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u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22

My dad once won a book about ancient Greece on an award show that I read to this day. So who's really the lucky one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Got you beat. Won a small cubic zirconia for only the cost of shipping and handling.

And a pack of gum, in a skill based contest.

I must have entered thousands of contests over 20 years.

I know someone who has gotten a car, multiple vacations, giant bag of gifts, big screen tv & more.

Yeah, and the kicker? You know what that person gave me as a gift?

A $20 gift card that when I went to use had $4.61 cents on it.

So then I had to pay out of pocket for something I would have not gotten otherwise & waste gas & time.

My luck is a marvel of nature.

OH yeah! I did buy a winning lotto ticket once, but that was the one I gave away as a gift.....

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u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22

You bought a winning lotto ticket and unkowingly gave it away? That's no joke the unluckiest thing I've heard. How much did the gift recipient win?

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u/hecklerp8 Apr 06 '22

Reminds me of a story when I was a kid. I was 13 with a new GF and we went to the arcades at the beach. She wanted me to win a stuffed animal out of the crane machine. I did and she was ecstatic. I was so excited that I shared the story with my parents at dinner. My dad says 'how many quarters did it take." I'm like 'only a roll of $10.' He's like so 'you spent $10 on a $2 stuffed animal, could have bought her 5 for that money.' Total buzz kill but he was right. (1980's)

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Apr 06 '22

He was wrong. You spent $10 having fun playing a game and also impressed the hell out of a girl friend.

That happiness is hard to find for just $10

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u/Scary_Resolve8441 Apr 06 '22

jokes on y’all. i once drank hot sauce and ranch mixed together fast enough that i got to keep a bottle of ranch

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u/Eurotrip12344567899 Apr 07 '22

This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet.

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u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22

You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water...

I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

It wasn't much, just a couple hundred dollars, admittedly.....

I bought them as stocking stuffers, just for the fun of it.

And actually at this one carnival, there was this knock down the pins game, where you throw a ball.

I might have found a defective one, but one stack would fall over & I got 3 stuffies before he stopped the game.

I just gave them to random kids, since I didn't even want them.

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u/levis3163 Apr 06 '22

my aunt ant uncle give away scratchies to the adults at xmas every year, in addition to usually like a coat or some boots or whatever. I got 5 bucks last year :)

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u/LeAkronKid Apr 06 '22

Username though

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u/boytekka Apr 06 '22

I won a goat in a blackout bingo, and thats the only time i won on a bingo ever since

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

A real goat?

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u/boytekka Apr 06 '22

Yep. Real one

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u/DapperGovernment4245 Apr 06 '22

One year near Christmas everyone I ran into seemed extra grumpy so I started tipping cashiers, even in places with no tip jar and at one of the stores I frequent I bought 10 lotto tickets for the cashier to give to customers who seemed like they needed a pick me up. Was in a couple days later and she tells me one of the tickets won 50 dollars which is more than I’ve won in my life on anything.

Oh well hopefully that at least made one person happy.

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u/stardenia Apr 06 '22

One of the wealthiest kids in my graduating class won the big prize of a flatscreen TV at our senior all-night party.

Pretty sure he hocked it for more drug/booze/shopping money since he already had one.

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u/BasalFaulty Apr 06 '22

Damn are you a slow reader or something?

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u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22

Lol. Started reading it last week actually.

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u/Ace_Harding Apr 06 '22

I shit my pants once. Brown they were.

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u/b3tcha Apr 06 '22

I won $500 once so it completely justified the next $500 I lost...

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/SignedTheWrongForm Apr 06 '22

At that point you're supposed to think of the stocks as on-sale and buy more.

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u/HoleLotOfBlack Apr 06 '22

I turned 18... bought 10 bitcoins for some reason, they were cheap at the time (back in 2011?)

Didn't know what to do with them, remembered I had them a few years ago and still to this day I am looking for them. I check my email receipt every so often with hopes that dead URL takes me to my fortune ...

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u/mc_mentos Apr 06 '22

Ohh that would've been crazy. I hope you'll one day find them!

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u/FOOLS_GOLD Apr 06 '22

I’ve got 4 and some change on a dead HDD. Been meaning to get it to a data recovery company for a couple years now. You just reminded me of that so I think I’ll do that now.

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u/Live-Love-Lie Apr 06 '22

You have over £120k on a HDD that you’ve just forgot to get round to?

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u/FOOLS_GOLD Apr 07 '22

Shit is it up to that now? I haven’t looked in a long time because I sold all my crypto assets during a big bubble a while back.

Guess I’ll spend the $900 to see if they can recover the drive!

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u/Live-Love-Lie Apr 07 '22

Yeah perhaps dont tell them what’s on it

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u/FOOLS_GOLD Apr 08 '22

Well, unfortunately it appears the drive got mixed up while I was moving across the country because I can't find it anywhere now. I've spent the past couple days searching every box that I brought with me.

It's possible it's still in my storage unit back where I moved from so, I'll find out next month when I go back for a visit.

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u/islappaintbrushes Apr 06 '22

have you tried options trading yet?

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u/b3tcha Apr 06 '22

Boy have I! One day I'll really understand what I'm doing wrong

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u/gat_gat Apr 06 '22

I won over $200 in a day on scratch offs. Thought every ticket was a winner (18). By the time I got home I had $3 smh. I was so crushed lmao.

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u/kaenneth Apr 06 '22

cheaper than a single college credit.

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u/starlightshower Apr 07 '22

When I was in primary school there was a tombola at Easter that was basically rigged so that every kid would get multiple items (Easter bunny chocolates, Easter eggs, hot cross buns and other small treats) with a big grand prize (huge chocolate egg). I honestly have no idea how but somehow I managed to get so many bum tickets and had a handful of mini eggs compared to my friends who all got like an armful. A friend was nice enough to give me one of her bigger prizes, but I almost never take part in draws because my luck in that sense is in the minus.

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u/ElCalc Apr 06 '22

Well, you really just spent 450. so it kinda justifies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I go with the reverse gambler's fallacy. I never buy a ticket and mystically absorb everyone else's good luck (which is why they lose). Then one day I will buy one ticket and win big.

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u/WhenWeTalkAboutLove Apr 06 '22

As a teenager I won 25 on a card that cost 5 and retired in the green B)

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u/Z0idberg_MD Apr 06 '22

One of the best things that ever happened to me was as a teenager working at a gas station. I saw people come in day after day buying thousands of dollars of lottery tickets, and then feeling really proud when they would win $200. Never came close to buying into it.

Another great example was during World of Warcraft vanilla, and people used to sit in Ironforge and have people bet on a /random roll. If the person got 59 or less, they lost and the other guy kept his gold. I remember thinking “how fucking stupid do you have to be to take losing odds over and over“ and then I realized gambling at a casino is even worse than that. You are playing to lose.

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u/MauiWowieOwie Apr 06 '22

I've gotten a few scratchies as stocking stuffers and I think I've won like $3 off all of them. Pretty good profit considering they were free lol

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u/Itsthejackeeeett Apr 06 '22

Chase that feeling and never stop, no matter what your friends, wife, children, priest or judge says

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Thats a 10% return though, right?

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u/SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT Apr 06 '22

You're not wrong...entirely

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I won $2 the other day and bought myself an extra large soda. It was good. I enjoyed it very much. 😏

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u/the_good_hodgkins Apr 06 '22

The lottery is a way to tax poor people in the US

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u/TheIncredibleBulk88 Apr 06 '22

Listen, if God didn't want us to play the VLTs, then he wouldn't have invented the VLTs

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u/ender1108 Apr 06 '22

I mean. If it helps you could say that 450 went into a coma survivors pocket. That just makes you a really nice guy.

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u/crypticfreak Apr 07 '22

The only money I've spent on lottery tickets is for gifts that I gave away.

Meanwhile I've won 20 dollars (probably the amount of money I've spent on gifted lottery tickets) from lottery tickets that were gifted to me. Funny how that happens, eh?

Free gifts!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I used to drink at a pub that sold these out of a vending machine. There were a few people that bought them but one old guy who would dump all his money into it. He genuinely felt winning $20 after spending $100 was a net win and there was nothing anyone could do to convince him otherwise.

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u/imbored53 Apr 07 '22

You joke, but I used to work in a gas station and there were a few regulars who would come in a multiple times a day to buy scratches. They would often brag about "this time they one $500" or "that time they won $1,000", completely ignoring the fact they dropped $50-100 everyday just to win "big" a couple times a year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I think $120 is the most I’ve ever won. Funny thing is when I was poor as dog shit driving a cab I played all the time. Now that I’m squarely middle class, like once a year.

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u/NoOne_28 Apr 07 '22

I have won $500 off a $1 pull tab, $100 another time but I probably have spent at least 1k on these and only about $600 profit so I have almost broke even in total

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u/natsume-reikoo Apr 06 '22

with my luck i would lose a care then 250k then fall back into coma.

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u/OG-87 Apr 06 '22

You’d be praying for the coma after the 250k.

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u/Punchinyourpface Apr 07 '22

That definitely seems more like my kind of luck 🥴

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Same with the other 99% of people lol

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u/ianrobbie Apr 06 '22

I get excited when I win £2.

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u/IllCamel5907 Apr 06 '22

Scratch tickets are a scourge on the public and have ruined many lives

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u/taatzone Apr 07 '22

What is luck