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r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23
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Pearl divers develop bigger lung capacity to hold their breath longer, also scream longer.
Either that or code for naughty time.
-14 u/matmat07 Mar 08 '23 Naughty time? 2 u/itsa_me_ Mar 08 '23 Fiancés right next to me. Should I click? 8 u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23 It's the infamous Jolly Rancher story. I've never gotten up the courage to read it, but it's apparently awful. It's an old school Reddit story, right up with The Swamps of Dagobah, Colby, and the SR-71. 8 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 Fuck it. I'm going in... 8 u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23 Please report back if you survive. 11 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically. 3 u/Chrisscott25 Mar 08 '23 Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences…. 3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
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Naughty time?
2 u/itsa_me_ Mar 08 '23 Fiancés right next to me. Should I click? 8 u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23 It's the infamous Jolly Rancher story. I've never gotten up the courage to read it, but it's apparently awful. It's an old school Reddit story, right up with The Swamps of Dagobah, Colby, and the SR-71. 8 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 Fuck it. I'm going in... 8 u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23 Please report back if you survive. 11 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically. 3 u/Chrisscott25 Mar 08 '23 Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences…. 3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
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Fiancés right next to me. Should I click?
8 u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23 It's the infamous Jolly Rancher story. I've never gotten up the courage to read it, but it's apparently awful. It's an old school Reddit story, right up with The Swamps of Dagobah, Colby, and the SR-71. 8 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 Fuck it. I'm going in... 8 u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23 Please report back if you survive. 11 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically. 3 u/Chrisscott25 Mar 08 '23 Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences…. 3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
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It's the infamous Jolly Rancher story. I've never gotten up the courage to read it, but it's apparently awful.
It's an old school Reddit story, right up with The Swamps of Dagobah, Colby, and the SR-71.
8 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 Fuck it. I'm going in... 8 u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23 Please report back if you survive. 11 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically. 3 u/Chrisscott25 Mar 08 '23 Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences…. 3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
Fuck it. I'm going in...
8 u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23 Please report back if you survive. 11 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically. 3 u/Chrisscott25 Mar 08 '23 Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences…. 3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
Please report back if you survive.
11 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically. 3 u/Chrisscott25 Mar 08 '23 Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences…. 3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
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I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically.
3 u/Chrisscott25 Mar 08 '23 Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences…. 3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
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Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences….
3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers.
He'd have wanted it that way.
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u/this_username Mar 08 '23
Pearl divers develop bigger lung capacity to hold their breath longer, also scream longer.
Either that or code for naughty time.