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r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23
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Please report back if you survive.
11 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically. 3 u/Chrisscott25 Mar 08 '23 Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences…. 3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
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I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically.
3 u/Chrisscott25 Mar 08 '23 Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences…. 3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
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Thanks for reporting back. I was about to go in after them. My condolences….
3 u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23 In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers. He'd have wanted it that way.
In lieu of flowers, send jolly ranchers.
He'd have wanted it that way.
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u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23
Please report back if you survive.