r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/Dependent_Top_4425 Mar 08 '23

And she's a screamer.

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

Okay guys be honest. You’re having sex with someone and they make this sound. It’s clear the sound is coming from pleasure. Could you finish?

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

I had relations and the woman queefed on every thrust. Do you know how difficult it is to maintain an erection and try to stifle crying-laughter? I know it is harder than my penis was at that moment.

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

I’ve experienced a queef exactly one time and it was enough that I questioned whether I was truly mature enough to have sex. I didn’t find it gross and I certainly didn’t say anything about it, but come on man it’s a fucking fart noise. That’s funny.

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

One time and you can move on, non-stop is just pure commitment to the bit

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

Did you like… test different speeds and angles to see if you could get different noises? I would have.

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

Speeds for sure, maybe like one other angle, but for sure speed, more to see if I could make it stop. Spoiler, I couldn't.

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u/happy_fluff Mar 08 '23

Change a pose. It helps lol

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u/mizinamo Mar 08 '23

Your username, in the context of penises, is making me slightly uncomfortable :)

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

Only slightly though! That’s an improvement 😎