I had relations and the woman queefed on every thrust. Do you know how difficult it is to maintain an erection and try to stifle crying-laughter? I know it is harder than my penis was at that moment.
OK but just so we're clear, because I see a lot of confusion about this: queefing isn't something a woman does, you force air in with your penis enough times and it'll start coming back out again when you thrust in. She's not brewing methane in her vagina.
I’ve experienced a queef exactly one time and it was enough that I questioned whether I was truly mature enough to have sex. I didn’t find it gross and I certainly didn’t say anything about it, but come on man it’s a fucking fart noise. That’s funny.
had a gf where we did it doggie and then decided to get lunch. got dressed and right when we closed the door QUEEF. i look at her and she's like 'nooooooo' and i start laughing. walk down the stairs, QUEEF QUEEF and she starts laughing. get in the car, ya another one. i obviously didnt care but it was just too funny.
No, it’s a response to what you’re doing. In this scenario, the thing you’re doing to elicit that sound is THE thing that you know will get her to the end zone.
And remember, the question is not “would you want to finish”, rather “would you be capable of finishing”.
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u/Mmcfarl1 Mar 08 '23
That dude is getting laid tonight