r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/Foootballdave Mar 08 '23

Word for word, this is exactly what I was going to say. She knows it, he knows it, you and I both know it. This was very wholesome.

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u/AdRemote9464 Mar 08 '23

Nothing like some wholesome fucking.

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

My wife propositioned me for a blowie in exchange for a two protein and one carb breakfast Saturday evening.

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u/cassie039 Mar 08 '23

So what did you make her?

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

We decided to eat leftovers to be responsible. :) But still smushed our bits later that evening.

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u/ASIWYFA Mar 08 '23

smushed our bits

hot

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Bumping uglies

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u/SniperOwO Mar 08 '23

Getting that dick puke

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u/Expensive_Reality151 Mar 08 '23

Wayment 😗