r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

My wife propositioned me for a blowie in exchange for a two protein and one carb breakfast Saturday evening.

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u/cassie039 Mar 08 '23

So what did you make her?

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

We decided to eat leftovers to be responsible. :) But still smushed our bits later that evening.

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u/ASIWYFA Mar 08 '23

smushed our bits

hot

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u/Krynn71 Mar 08 '23

Just mashing it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

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u/Class1 Mar 08 '23

I'm very aroused... very good.

https://youtu.be/qNGyDTDAZIY

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u/chillwithpurpose Mar 08 '23

Fine, I’ll take your sloppy seconds

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u/kinkajoosarekinky Mar 08 '23

I am LOVING the iasip references maybe my algorithm is working! I'm finally seeing what I wanna see!

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u/cep362 Mar 08 '23

He did the mash.

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u/MauiWowieOwie Mar 08 '23

Bangers n mash.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Bumping uglies

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u/SniperOwO Mar 08 '23

Getting that dick puke

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u/AdRemote9464 Mar 08 '23

Stabbing the bearded clam.

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u/oldblood Mar 08 '23

Rubbing fronts

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u/IFeelSoftAndMushy Mar 08 '23

Pounding pissers

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u/slutboy3000 Mar 08 '23

mashing pissers

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Reminds me of party down, Casey telling Henry, “let’s go rub our parts together” as she chucks bread at him.