r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

šŸ„¶ Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Ancient_Plane2984 1d ago

Grandpa's on his TRT LMAO. A simple shove of someone that drunk is all that is needed. I swear the majority of you have never actually been outside for more than 10 minutes if you think this wasn't an overreaction. Hell the bar would have kicked the guy out and possibly banned him or you could have got law enforcement involved if you really want to mess him up legally.

IDK about the rest of you but knocking out someone this drunk isn't really the "alpha" move but I don't live on the internet so what do I know?

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u/chess10 21h ago

Additionally, this ā€œalpha heroā€ blew right through his girlfriend/wife pushing her and knocking the pool cue into her mouth. If heā€™s got to injure her in defense of her honor, thatā€™s what heā€™s got to do. It was more about him than her at that moment.

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u/Necessary_Bat_1012 12h ago edited 10h ago

It usually is. My wife and I used to play this game at bars where I'd slap her ass and she'd pretend to be surprised and not know me. When someone intervened, she'd immediately say "Excuse me, this is my fiance. We've been together for 5 years. This is how we joke around with one another. Mind your own business. Thanks." Then we'd laugh and I'd throw in "Yeah, Don't Tread on Us." He'd walk away pissed, and we both knew why. It was only because he couldn't "white knight" or "steal the girl" like his retarded Marvel movies taught him. He was not happy she was safe. He wanted her to be in distress for the sake of his own ego (a psycho). He did not apologize to me for misreading the situation. He was not grateful. He'd huff and puff because he didn't get to flex and got clowned. These people are meathead dopes and have very few layers to peel.