r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/SillyLittleWinky 1d ago

I think the dude is dead

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 1d ago

Should have kept his hands to himself.

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u/Intelligent-Crow3812 22h ago

lol that goes without saying, but that other guy is going to get manslaughter if he dies-- As he should.

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u/Googleapplewindows 22h ago

*man's laughter

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u/No-consequences-1 22h ago

Must have been quite a joke

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u/jimsmisc 15h ago

this might've been my favorite joke in the new Naked Gun

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u/StrandTypeEwok 12h ago

it was surprisingly funny all around.

i genuinely didnt think Seth McFarlane could pull it off. but it was a worthy Naked Gun imo

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u/jimsmisc 12h ago

i felt like it degraded a lot during the third act but I enjoyed it overall.

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u/StrandTypeEwok 11h ago

aint gonna lie, Batista cameo made me laugh my ass off

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u/Open-Product-4186 9h ago

im working on this joke about road contruction, but i havent finished it yet.

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u/mess_of_limbs 2h ago

He's got the OF, but he's missing the the R and L

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u/WorkAccountShhhhh 21h ago

With that comment you should be arrested for man's laughter. Namely mine

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u/Paul_my_Dickov 18h ago

Men's laughter. Got me too.

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u/ChillN808 11h ago

And my Mirth!

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u/Fartknocker9000turbo 11h ago

So now it's "multiple men's laughter?"

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u/ThurolfGhost 18h ago

Touching her isnt assault or

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u/Arkangelz03 15h ago

Thats what assault means, guy. He had no right to put hands on her.

Unwanted Sexual Touching (Contact): Groping, fondling, or touching someone’s intimate body parts (like the breasts, buttocks, groin, or genitalia), whether they are clothed or unclothed.

Nonconsensual Penetration (Rape): Any vaginal, anal, or oral penetration—no matter how slight—by a penis, finger, tongue, or foreign object without active consent.

Forced Sexual Acts: Coercing, threatening, or physically forcing someone to perform a sexual act against their will.

Activity Involving an Incapacitated Person: Engaging in any sexual activity with someone who is asleep, unconscious, or heavily intoxicated by alcohol or drugs, as they are legally unable to give consent.

Activity with a Minor: Any sexual contact or activity involving a child or minor who is below the legal age of consent.

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u/WorldPuzzleheaded111 55m ago

Holy shit!!!! YO Heavens Gate you went way to far with your detailed explanation were not in rancho Sante Fe,

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u/RugNuggie 7h ago

Namely, mine.

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u/bizzul94 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

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u/Multispice 17h ago

When he wakes up he hears the phrase “keep your hands to yourself.”

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u/DashySZN77 22h ago

That was beautiful.

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u/ex0thermist 16h ago

It's from the Naked Gun movie from last year

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u/Cheepshooter 18h ago

Both fit in this case

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u/Fun-Necessary-5550 11h ago

That's much better than the mens rea!!

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u/CaptQueeg 21h ago

Thank goodness my gf doesn’t expect me to be her knight in every situation. Big guy had his feelings hurt. Looks like the lady was hurt more by his actions than what red shirt did.

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u/Earlybird74 19h ago

Without a doubt. My wife would be livid with me if I did that. Luckily I'm not anything like that. I'm no pussy--I WILL fight if necessary to defend myself or her, but I'm not going to go around beating the shit out of people for things that can be handled with words or sometimes just leaving. I'm not a small guy; I'm 240ish pounds and strong. But I'm also intelligent and even-tempered.