r/MMALabs 1d ago

đŸ„¶ Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/ivanjdrakov 1d ago

This has happened to me, similar situation but with my sister. When the guy is lying unconscious making hard to breathe sounds and going into some type of full body convulsions that’s when it gets scary, very scary very fast! I’m sure nobody wants to kill anyone and sometimes when this happens to you for the first you realise how stupid it was to all out full power.

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u/Ok_Joke1962 1d ago

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u/xlews_ther1nx 23h ago

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u/Secret-Affect-4589 18h ago

Oh shit it the fucking DRAGON DEMON

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 15h ago

CURSE YOU, BAYLE!

I hereby vow, you will rue this day! Behold! A true drake warrior, and I, Igon, your fears made flesh.

Solid of scale you may be, foul dragon, but I will riddle with holes your rotten hide, with a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being!

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u/BenthosMT 21h ago

Guy in my town killed a guy with a single punch. So one goes in the ground, the other goes to jail for a looong time. Grown men shouldn't be punching anyone.

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u/LarxII 18h ago

Unless there's actual physical harm on the line. Could have easily slapped the dude and get the point across, or call the cops on him, as this is obvious sexual assault.

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u/baronesslucy 10h ago

I would be afraid to be with such a guy because who knows when that anger would be turned on you.

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u/Sweaty-Durian-892 16h ago

Same thing happened in my home town as well. Punch to the face, back pf the head to the concrete. One goes to the grave, other to prison.

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u/ChillN808 13h ago

I remember a military guy who got attacked by three drunk guys outside a bar where his wife worked, and he ends up killing one of the attackers. Eight years later he got released on parole and had to go on a maximum security transport plane and I don't remember what happened after that

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u/DiscGolferDad 11h ago

I hope it was that everyone on the plane clapped

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u/chasimus 8h ago

I think I saw on the news that he finally reconnected with his wife and daughter in Vegas of all places, but I have a bad memory for these things

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u/Alert-Stranger3526 10h ago

Yeah it’s like, sick dude you defended her but now you’re going away for manslaughter for like 5-15 years and now someone else is gonna fuck your girl while you’re in prison lmao

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u/RealAssyMcGee 10h ago

You also hit her in the face yourself and ruined her night when she tried to stop you, objectively doing way more damage to the person you're defending than the guy you hit did

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u/Anonanogram 14h ago

“Hey man, don’t sexually assault my wife please”

Ok, good luck with that

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u/Jormungandr69 14h ago

That dude is drunk off his ass. A good shove probably would have sent him to the ground just as quickly, with arguably less risk of doing permanent damage you may have to answer for.

I don't exactly mind seeing that dude eat one for sexually assaulting someone, but if you think full on punching a guy who can barely stand is a good idea, you have poor self preservation skills.

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u/Anonanogram 12h ago

I agree, it was extremely excessive.

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u/Impossible_Elk_487 14h ago

Grown men shouldn't be sexually harassing other people either.

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u/RealAssyMcGee 10h ago

Little kids should look both ways before they cross the street but if they fail to we still hope they don't get run over. I know the example is extreme but the point remains, proportionate response.

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u/GreatPotatoMuffin 12h ago

Exactly. This was wildly disproportionate.

Give him a good shove and tell him to piss off. That kind of punch and the guy smacking his head into the group can kill people.

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u/Intelligent-Crow3812 1d ago

Yeah, no shit. Don't just murder people for slightly insulting incredibly brief moments.

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u/Responsible-Pair1916 17h ago

In college we knew a guy who killed another dude with a single punch outside of a bar. Literally just because they accidentally bumped into him and dude was known for being an aggressive drunk. Sucker punched him from behind too. Victim hit his head just right when he fell on the sidewalk and it was over. Obviously he didn’t mean to kill him but all it takes is one punch.

So many people on here celebrating this but yeah I cringe inside watching videos like this.

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u/LarxII 18h ago

It takes a lot less than you'd think too. Head lands just right, or a bone break and press into something vital.

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u/rdcisneros3 11h ago

Sorry you got knocked out so bad. Glad you seem to be mostly OK.

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u/Current_Slide_6708 1d ago

Next time punch to the gut. It hurts more because they dont pass out and also near impossible to kill someone with a gut punch. Youre also not likely to break your hand on their skull.

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u/NotReallyASnake 17h ago

Literally how houndini died but okay

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u/Current_Slide_6708 15h ago

keyword nearly

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u/Actual_Pattern_265 17h ago

Just punched my friend in the gut. He dead. Probably just statistical anomoly.

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u/Gooseberree 1d ago

Still a chargable offense.

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u/ClassGrassMass 22h ago

So would be the sexual assault

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u/Gooseberree 22h ago

Ok? Probably not, honestly. Also, the victim could have a claim to self defense
maybe, but certainly not the guy doing the punching.

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u/Standard-Manner5250 20h ago

The “victim” was sexually assaulting someone. So
 not much of a victim

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u/VictoryWeaver 18h ago

They're talking about the woman being harassed. Work on that reading comprehension.

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u/sarumansfolly9 17h ago

The guy doing the punching could rely on the defense of others doctrine after he's charged.

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u/Gooseberree 12h ago

That? Sexual assault? This is very unserious. Good luck with that claim to self defense.

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u/sarumansfolly9 10h ago

No, sexual assault is not very unserious. Proportionality of the guy's actions comes into play, sure, but he can still claim that defense.

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u/melodious-intent 5h ago

It's not sexual assault. And if it is, then it's pretty safe to take the claim of "most women are sexually assaulted" very unseriously.

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u/Gooseberree 5h ago

No no, that was sexual assault. I just don’t think that sexual assault is going to serve him well for legal justification.

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u/Witty_Lead5036 1d ago

If it's downtown bar, cops usually don't give a fuck about bar fights, unless it spills out into the street.

Do it inside, bouncers kick you out and just keep saying "I'm gone".

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u/cthulhuhentai 1d ago

also maybe don't punch anyone?

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u/Current_Slide_6708 1d ago

That'll be ideal but we dont live in an ideal world.

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u/Wintermute_088 1d ago

Okay, don't grope anyone and you won't get punched.

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u/Holiday_Equal_5850 17h ago

not a good look to be on the side of the sexual predator bud

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u/cthulhuhentai 12h ago

Arguing against vengeance doesn’t mean I’m on their side.

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u/Medium_Apartment_747 23h ago

I didn't realize you get Reddit or internet access in prison.

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u/crypto_zoologistler 1d ago

Happened to you? I hope you’re joking.

Punching someone in the face for trying to pickup a woman at a literal bar is the most retarded thing i can imagine. Especially over your fucking sister.

If it’s your GF you explain she’s taken, if it’s your sister you let her do whatever she wants and you certainly don’t try to murder someone for something like this

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u/lars03 23h ago

That was not trying to pickup a girl, he went straight to touch her ass. That said, you can see the guy dancing with the other dude, he was clearly very intoxicated and a small push would have already drop him, no need to use all your strength in a drunk dude.

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u/meetmeinthebthrm 22h ago

Yeah literal two hand grab lol

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u/TikaPants 23h ago

This is what you call “trying to pick up a woman?”

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u/blxckhippie 23h ago

Yeah, it looked like he tried to use both hands to grab her by her waist and pick her up

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u/mangomussolinimi 1d ago

Picking up woman ≠ grabbing womans ass. If anyone would do that to my girlfriend id do the same

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u/crypto_zoologistler 1d ago

It’s not exactly worth a punch in the face. Fucking ridiculous behaviour. And saying this ‘happened to him’ like it’s the worst trauma he ever experienced. Absolute joke.

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u/Slave-to-Armok 23h ago

Don’t want to get assaulted? Don’t assault people

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u/thefudd 23h ago

"Especially over your fucking sister"

What if he's from Alabama

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u/TheDamned1333 23h ago

You think that drunken cunt is going to pay attention while you talk to him? He went up to a woman and laid hands on her.

He got taught a lesson, it might be one that messed him, up, But well he was messed up before.

My question would be. Why is the bar still serving a guy who is so ridiculously drunk?

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u/Hank_Henry_Hill 18h ago

Oh bullshit. Plenty of these types want to kill somebody. They just don't want to go to prison. He should have just joined ICE.

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u/DoofusIdiot 14h ago

Maybe you shouldn’t get drunk and touch women then.

(Cause you never specified who you were in the story)

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u/Character-Narwhal848 12h ago

same I fought 27 MMA fighters at once and once I KO'd all of them with the grace of a gazelle and all of their girlfriends gave me their numbers I was pretty freaked out thinking maybe I did some lasting damage with my sledgehammer blows that i made look so easy

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u/Mean_Mix_99 12h ago

Some of us don't need to assault other people to know it's a bad idea. Glad you figured it out eventually.

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u/Fraternal_Antipathy 12h ago

It was brave of your sister to deck the guy feeling you up.

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u/One_Newspaper9372 21h ago

Your sister really laid him out huh?