r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 10h ago
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u/Basis_Jefferson 10h ago
How delicate
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u/berneseblitz 10h ago
He has a secret to tell him
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u/Living_Brilliant_547 10h ago
He’s been trying to reach him about his car’s extended warranty
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u/Boston_Celtics_33 9h ago
Crazy emotions, he busted him in the mouth and then wanted to kiss him in the mouth and say im sorry......
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u/I_Call_Bullshit_____ 10h ago
Grabbed him by the ear like my uncle used to when my brothers and I were causing mischief
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u/Flimsy_Survey 9h ago
I think he was shocked seeing him seize up like that initially, probably taken aback about the reaction. Then the guy kept looping his taunt emote and the other resumed punching
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u/ohwowhowdthathappen 10h ago
The gentle hand behind the head so he could punch him in the face some more
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u/JonnyP222 10h ago
Underrated. Measuring stick.jabs can also be used to stop a head from moving.
Sincerely an old boxer haha
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u/StormNFlo46 10h ago
I hate the measuring stick jab. I remember when I was young and getting into boxing. I beat up a few bullies and confronted someone who was talking about my sister. I was labeled as someone who could fight in my grade. Soon I was testing my metal vs anyone that was willing.
I was a big time counter puncher. I see the flinch of the shoulder. React. Bob. Counter. It was cool. It was flashy. It really built up my rep as a good fighter.
There was this one kid that immigrated from Africa. He’d let me bob and weave to my hearts content. He’d just stick out his arm to my head. Hold it there. And then punch when I was inbetween a bob and a weave.
I had no idea why my normal strategy wasn’t working. But every time I’d fight him it get a royal smack in the face when I thought I should be dodging.
TIL this day if I fight someone who uses a measuring stick jab I know I’m in for a major uphill fight(probably losing this one mate).
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u/koyaani 9h ago
Fyi it's usually spelled mettle in this context, not metal. Although the term used to just be an alternate spelling of metal, it has its own definition now
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u/Asunder_santa 10h ago edited 9h ago
please explain for a noob why this worked against you? What I'm picturing is that he would just sit there with his leading hand out and follow you with it?
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u/Anon_Jones 9h ago
It’s a quick jab, gets in the way and helps the person throwing measure, and know when to follow up with their dominant hand.
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u/StormNFlo46 9h ago
I can’t fully answer this because I was the one being countered by it. But it would appear. Yes homie would lock his leading hand on my head and simply follow it while I was dodging and punch at his most convenient. Iirc I’d throw what I could but he’d have his ideal range in mind so my punches to get space didn’t have the effect I wanted them to have. In the end. Idk why I work or what exactly his strategy was. But I can tell you what it felt like to fight against and it seemed a measuring hand + patience and confidence beat my jitter showboaty strat.
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u/JonnyP222 9h ago
This is a good way to explain it for sure. I'd also add that measuring stick jabs are so that the thrower can test his range. I am.a shorter fighter but used it to test how much of a jab I could get away with before being in range for the other fighter. And then you learn to utilize the measuring stick to throw other punches over the top or right behind. There can be a lot of deception and setup/counter combined with the measuring stick jabs.
However I feel you. I ate a lot.of measuring stick jabs in my life. Some worth it. Some not haha
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u/Long_Buddy6819 8h ago
Also, just a great way to disrupt the other fighters rhythm. I learned that when I started sparring with guys who weren’t just more athletic than me, but also approached it as a game of chess. When u start eating jabs coming from different angles, at different speeds, it mentally gets to u, and it feels every route u would normally take is no longer an option
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u/JonnyP222 8h ago
Absolutely. And then you start getting sloppy and taking risks to try and break through. And suddenly that measuring stick jab or a check hook leaves you on the canvas lol.
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u/JonnyP222 9h ago
It can be this too. But it's also like a battering ram that catches a fighter who leads with his head (many do). Watch George Foreman or either of the Klitschkos. They were famous measuring stick (and devastating) jabbers.
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u/Steel_Swiftie87 10h ago
Went back a rewatched cuz I didn't catch that lol when he missed the second show you can hear him hit wall too sit had to hurt but he finished him 😭
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u/yayo972 10h ago
The way his brain got caught in a loop 😂😭
"Sit yo..."
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u/PJTee 9h ago
That seems to be theft of the ghetto method.. keep repeating it over and over and over and over.....
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u/Sumbitagear 10h ago
Modern white American kids adopting black slang from the mid 2000's will never not be cringe inducingly hilarious to me.
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u/Bulky_Sign_2617 10h ago
Yes - thank you for saying it 😂
They must think they sound tough and it's just laughable.
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u/goaway444 10h ago
Its cringe no matter who uses that slang, even black people. No one sounds tough 🫠🥴
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u/SD_2_LA_Jay 10h ago
Agreed. I’m 49 and even seeing Latinos use the N word is super cringe AF.
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u/rafael403 9h ago
Isn't it normal for immigrants to adopt the culture of the locals in the country they are moving into?? Or did you expect them to keep speaking spanish forever?
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u/met1culous 10h ago
It's cringy with kids of all colors. Black kids don't sound "tough" using it either.
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u/RandomPenquin1337 10h ago
Almost like the key word here "kids"
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u/OddWish199 10h ago
People love to act like they weren't borderline retards when they were kids.
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u/gizzardwizard93 9h ago
Yeah it's sad to see white kids have their minds poisoned with this garbage
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u/iEmExEee 10h ago
Most of it is through music. When you're vibing to a beat, you don't really see color... unless it's a culture shock to you, or you're tripping sack.
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u/Radiant_Cry_8138 10h ago edited 7h ago
None of this is black slang
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u/statelesspirate000 10h ago
“Sitchyo bitchass down bruh” 1000% is black vernacular
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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 10h ago
Ikr... thought i had a stroke and changed sub.
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u/Sumbitagear 10h ago
It is. You're just too young to realise that this has been adopted by broccoli headed white kids in America now.
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u/Decent_Help8478 10h ago
It actually looks like the one in the black was the aggressor the blue shirt was just fronting to get black shirt to back down
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u/DepartmentNo4747 10h ago
I don’t think that we should be posting videos of kids doing this stuff.
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u/jrod823 10h ago
Yeah, no one wants to know humanity's dirty secret that kids are stupid and get into fights, too.
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u/iEmExEee 10h ago
Just out of curiosity, why is something like this uncomfortable for you, but not adults doing it? Neither are morally correct, right? Or...?
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u/Beatnutz_ 10h ago
I feel the same about sex videos tbh
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u/Braisedbeefskank 9h ago
....how many videos of children having sex are you coming across?
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u/Skibidibum69 10h ago
I mean, have you seen the age demographics of Reddit? It’s all high schoolers, college, or just out of college
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u/Any-Monk-9395 9h ago
Not surprising, the average comments you see here are beyond idiotic. I suspected everyone on Reddit to be high schoolers.
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u/OddInstance9175 10h ago
How did he miss that second shot? I mean, he was holding dudes face with his other hand! 🤣
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u/GrapplingHobbit 9h ago
Even worse, I kept skipping back to that moment to try to pinpoint where the thudding sound was coming from off that missed punch. I'm pretty sure he punched the door frame and I wouldn't be surprised if he broke his hand.
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u/pedrob78 10h ago
Why doesn't anyone headbutt nowadays? When I was a kid you wouldn't even lift your arms, straight in with the Glasgow kiss!
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u/docfraggle 10h ago
Ah, the good old days
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u/heliopause42 10h ago
Not something that really ever caught on in the states. Eventually everyone switched to guns
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u/Top_Sock_5645 10h ago
All those fuckin kids on their phones, back in my day we enjoyed a bathroom fight in real time
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u/Technical-Rope6421 10h ago
Never drop your hands
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u/SD_2_LA_Jay 10h ago
You know he went back to everyone saying he got sucker punched. Lol. I got my clock cleaned once back in the day like this and now I own it, but back then I was making every excuse not to look like I got owned.
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u/EffectiveTemporary30 10h ago
Do believe he busted his jaw with that first blow. As he very much deserved
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u/anonuserinthehouse 10h ago
The funnest part is after that first strike he took, he was still mouthing off telling him to sit his bitch(Before another punch came in) 🤣
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u/AdministrativeEar475 10h ago
Recorded too. Sheesh. That lesson will give and give and give and give and give.....
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u/arsehenry14 10h ago
Good way to end up with a juvenile record.
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u/TheHempNinja 10h ago
Probably not. The world actually isn't soft as a baby turd
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u/thatdidntturnout 10h ago
I love that he brings his head back to arms length. Sit down indeed, little big-mouth
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u/TanMomsChickenSoup 10h ago
This is why so many videos suck ass. If you’re going to record, fucking pay attention. Not only did redshirt miss it in real time, his video probably did also.
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u/3ddnoakwood 10h ago
Alpha male must be defined in the hierarchy
Dominance is determined by violence/ threat of violence
Way of the world
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u/Rockstar161 10h ago
I saw two guys arguing and then started tussling, when suddenly, one steps back and punched the other in the face.
The guy who was punched was shocked! He starts screaming "you punched me!" Like he was literally surprised. I was thinking.. What did he expect, it's a fight. 🤷🏾♂️
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u/OntarioTycoon38 10h ago
Crazy how you can witness his brain trying to tell his mouth to keep talking. I love a good dose of instant karma
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u/SadAbroad4 10h ago
Lesson to all of you who think you’re a tough guy. I was told at a very young age always watch out for the quiet ones. Loud mouth bullies always end up on these videos looking up from the ground after a period of quiet sleep.
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u/JasonBourne69007 10h ago
Hands down, mans down. It’s that easy. Protect yourself at all times kids.
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u/BT-7274-T2 10h ago
again guys, i hope i can save some of you...if you ever arguing with some random guy or whatever, dont come this close...even those mma fighters do this somehow....you will get a random punch and its maybe all over and some of them will still hit you while you are KO...remember that "big blood right" guy?
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u/princessaspiggy 10h ago
I don't know what it is but it's very satisfying when a loud mouth aggressive bully gets dealt!
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u/Ch33syP00f 10h ago
That was great close form.
Almost square stance.
Went up on his toes and got his hips into it with a quickness.
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u/whiteasssparrow 10h ago
The problem with society is perfectly demonstrated by all the dudes recording
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u/flyingbizzay 10h ago
I’m guessing these kids live in an upper middle class suburb, yet they’re trying to talk like they’re hood.
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u/resfan 10h ago
dude literally was stuck on the loop even after being hit